If I was...

[Ameena]

oh ud hate being my credit card
id wipe ur breath away

wat if i was ur backstabber "friend"?

[Ross]

I'd go the bank and change you to a debit card so I wouldn't be able to spend mre than I had:)

what if I was Vega from Street Fighter?
http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu...

[Zainab]

I'd put you in a cage fight n watch ;)

You seriously want it A3? Does anyone have any idea how much it costs to send a book overseas? Cause I have NONE! Butt, I'm willing to tryy :D

What if I was Ryu from Street Fighter?
http://www.sirlin.net/storage/street_...

[Ameena]

hehehe it would b funny reading a book in spanish :P
zane why dont u send it with the notebook thing? until A3 gets it :P
i like guying my books cause i like keeping them with me
like even if i finished reading them i love having them :P u knw wat i mean?

that guy looks funny xD
id ask him to b my body guard

wat if i was my baby brother? <3 <3

[Ross]

I'd tell you to watch out for your fruity older sis:p

what if I was... Percy Jackson

[Ameena]

xD

dont jump out of a window woolfie :P but Percy Jackson is... :P

gonna leave it for tpbm so that wiki doenst commit suicide!

[Dragonrider]

I tell you to let me swim underwater without air.

What if I was Grover Underwood?

[Ross]

I'd buy you some yummy cans for lunch:p

what if I was... Barney the Purple freaking goddamned bloody dinosaur!( please kill me!)

[Dragonrider]

He used to be my favorite show, so I would spare you.

What if I was a phone bill?

[Ross]

you're toO kind DR:P

I'd take a look at you and grumble lol

what if I was... Lion-0 (and please don't ask who Lion-0 is Google is your friend:p)

[Zainab]

I'd tell you that I googled you, yet still didn't know you were :)

What if I was a fillet-o-fish burger? <3 damnit, im craving >:(

[Zainab]

I WANNA FILLETOOOOFISHHHHHHHHHHH! :'( with extra sauce. and maccas chips. with mac sauce. *drools*

[Dragonrider]

I would savor you.

What if I was Mac n cheese?

[Ameena]

EEEEWWWWWWW fish!!! *barfs* how can u even craze that!!

mmmm... im not a big fan of u mr. DR Mac n cheese

wat if i was a big juicy Big mac?? YUMMMYYYYY

[Ross]

I'd eat ya:p

what if I was... a packet of crisps

[Ameena]

UHH ID EAT U SO FATS U WOULDNT KNW WAT HIT YA!!
im hungryyyyyyyyyyyyy

wat if i was a neutrogenia deep clean face wash? :P

[Ross]

I'd give you to my sis:)

what if I was... your future husband:P

[Ameena]

ahahahhahaha id make sure i made a good impression so that u wouldn't run away!

wat if i was ur future wife? (if its wiki i want a funny answer xD but HONEST!!)

[Ross]

I'd pay aliens to experiment on you to find out what on earth was wrong with you:p

what if I was... the rope that was the only thing between you living and falling into a canyon?

[Ameena]

LOOOOOOOOOOL xD hey im not weird!! and i meant if i was BD xD lool

id hold on to u and not let go no matter wat

wat if i was a gun?

[Zainab]

I'd stare at you.

What if I was a Holden Commodore? *sighs*

[Ameena]

and id shoot u xD

i had to google that :P not a fan of cars
mmm... id ride u (DONT THINK LIKE A PERV!!) and have the music very very very loud :P

wat if i was buck from youtube?? (wat the buck)

[Ross]

I'd ask you if you could interview Ke$ha, it's be hillarious:p

what if I was... a dj currently playing a Justin Bleeper marathon! (no kidding they are playing his 'hits' now, arrrrgh, they've played 'One Time' 5 times and Baby 7 times waaaaaaaaah!!!)

[Dragonrider]

I would say "What in the world. You are playing the same songs over and over again, arggg" Then I would switch the channel to classic rock.

What if I was Shawn from psych?

[Ameena]

id kiss that DJ <3 <3 <3
eeewwwww classic rock.

id ask who u were :P
and then pass u on to tpbm

[Ameena]

BTW wiki if u say 'Bleeper' one more time i swear that im getting the next plane ticket to Malaysia to kick ur ass ;)

[Ross]

bring it Ami!;p ner ner

err I dunno who you are either Shawn, but nice to meet you:)

[Dragonrider]

Really you guys, don't know Pysch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psych

[Zainab]

I'd ask you to find out who killed JFK? LOL i dunno bro.

LMAOO woolfie! does your workplace have a lame radiostation on all the time or something? classic rock KILLS bieber songs :S

oh, you must be traumatised :L

If I were a boy? LOL someone had to say it >.<

[Ameena]

ok wiki im on my way and the only thing im shopping for is a dagger!

id kiss u xD loooooooooooooooool

if i was bi?

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

LOL @ Ami's joke abt us being retarded :P
i can get my hands on a copy... there are heaps at all the shops.. but it just doesnt sound interesting to me :\ and i havent heard that good reviews from it. do you recommend it Ami?

umm.. im assuming you mean bi-sexual? and if so, i wud come over and SLAP the 'bi'ness out of you :)

what if i was an 80 page assignment?

[Ameena]

sry but i dont knw wat u mean soph :P

hahahahaha thanks for the slap xD id slap me too!

id rip u apart shred u burn u then spit <3 showing some love!

wat if i was wax??

[Zainab]

I'd keep you in case of party emergencies.

What book you on bout Soph?? btw, send me your mailing address if you want me to send you Lingerr, cause my mates finished it :) and do you know if BD got 'the book'??

What if I was 'the book'??

[Ameena]

id kiss u!! uuhhh i want u guys to send it so bad
even though i dont knw wat we're supposed to put in it :P but ill think of something VERY interesting ;D

wat if i was a kiss?? xD

[Ross]

I'd catch you, put some wings on you and send you to TPBM

What if I was... the annoying orange:p

[Ameena]

i think i just kissed myself :S WEIRD!

id eat u!!

wat if i was an apple =D

[Ross]

Apple, hey, hey hey Apple, hey Apple, hey!
Sigh what is it orange?
why're you so red did you stay out in the sun too long? hahahahahaha
grrrh very funny orange
hey Apple, hey!
what now?
do you know what they called me when I was young?
no, and I don't wanna know
Squirt, you wanna know why?
No!
puttt( squirts a jet orf juice at apple
Arrrrgggghh my eyes!
hahahahahahahahahaha!

What if I was a ... beach ball

[Ameena]

id hit u so hard to get the boredom out of my system

wat if i was boredom?

[Ross]

I'd cram you into a bottle and strap you to a probe to Pluto, and wave you g'bye!

what if I was Ami?

[Ameena]

id take u out and have fun with u :'( :'(

wat if i was mr.Bordon?

[Ross]

I'd introduce you to Miss. Fun

What if I was... Buzz Lightyear?

[Zainab]

I'd ask you to take me to infinity and beyond ;)

What if I was John Maya or whatevs his name is

[Ross]

do you mean John Mayer, the singer?
coz if you do I'd ask him why people think he's cool

What if I was Eminem!

[Zainab]

:O John Mayer is AWESOME! loserface :P

I'd ask you to write me song >.<

What if I was your role model...which is..?

[Ameena]

i dont have a roel model :P

wat if i was Wikipedia?

[Dragonrider]

I would ask you a question.

What if I was a genie?

[AAAlien]

uuh i'd ask for endless wishesssss xD

what if i was Santa Claus?

[Dragonrider]

I would ask you for a present.

What if I was Google?

[AAAlien]

i'd tell you i've always loved you but now you're scaring me a little bit xS

what if i was Captain Hook?

[Ross]

I'd steal your sword and call you a codfish!

what if I was... Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast