If I was...

[BD]

niice

I would ask you wat ur real name was...

wiiw a sad little girl?

[Ross]

Ahem Susie Salmon is her real name BD (unless I've remembered her name wrong, or were you referring to someone else?) She's the main character of The Lovely Bones

Awwwh well I'd find something to cheer you up with:)

Wiiw... a hyper intelligent shade of the colour blue?

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

Umm.. i would steal you and not let anyone descover your colour o.O

Wiiw Spider Man?

[Dragonrider]

I would ask where spider pig came from.

WIIW Ford Perfect?

[Raven]

I would buy you and then let Zainab moon over you.

What if I were a novel manuscript?

[Dragonrider]

I would read you.

WIIW keybroad?

[BD]

I would ask u wat u were.. I know wat a keyboard is...but a keybroad???

wiiw a stray cat?

[Dragonrider]

I would let you lay on my fictional word, keybroad

WIIW Gale?

[BD]

I ummm...who are what is a Gale? sorry

[Dragonrider]

From The Hunger Games

[BD]

the cute one? who goes outta the boundaries with Kat?

[Dragonrider]

Yeah

[BD]

i wud ask u out kekeke

Wiiw
Megan gale?

[AAAlien]

had to google xD, i guess i'd say hi xP

wiiw a CD?

[Dragonrider]

I would play you, on my computer.

WIIW Napoleon Dynamite?

[Ross]

If you were Napoleon Dynamite I'd say I've never seen your movie

Wiiw... a dying flower by the side of the road?

[BD]

ide pik you then dry press you :)


wiiw an angry bird?

[AAAlien]

i'd throw you sdkjhaskjdh xD

wiiw a key?

[Ross]

I'd tell you to calm down and not hurl yourself against a wall of wood or glass where you'd explode like a feathery, bloody cannonball.

wiiw... Zorro!

[BD]

O_O


ubel ide find ur lock

Woolfie... ide ask u to remove ur mask

wiiw a light bulb

[AAAlien]

i'd place you over my head and tell you tu turn on when i have an idea xD

wiiw Matt Groening?

[Dragonrider]

I would ask you how you came up with the simpsons.

WIIW Bart Simpson?

[AAAlien]

i'd tell you to marry me xD when you're older x_x

wiiw a phone?

[BD]

ide prolly send u to a 3rd world county.. i have a mobile sorry

wiiw an Imax screen?

[Ross]

Random:p but if I was an Imax screen I would be the first ever interactive screen:)

Wiiw... the Eurozone debt crisis:p

[Dragonrider]

I would tell you to pull your act together.

Wiiw me?

[BD]

ide invite you over to sydney and have a ball

wiiw me? :P

[AAAlien]

i'd tell you to come visit me xD

wiiw Obama?

[Dragonrider]

I would tell you that people do not appreciate you as much as they should.

WIIW a Pikachu?

[AAAlien]

cdkfjhdjkfh i'd carry you around over my head, but i wouldn't make you fight cause i don't like that xD

wiiw a tv?

[BD]

ide give u too the poor. i dnt need one and they dnt have one

wiiw a teddy bear?

[Zainab]

I'd hold you in my arms every night ;) haha

WIIW a gypsy?

[BD]

ide give u my clothes
:P they'de suit u well

wiiw a grizzly bear

[Ross]

I'd tell you that you gave the awesomest hugs, but please no claws!!

Wiiw... The Duchess of Cambridge?

[Zainab]

(TWIN WHEN I READ WHAT YOU SAID I TOTALLY REMEMBERED MY DREAM so like i was at this shop and it was such a funky shop and there was this gorgeous coat like it was purple and long but cropped edges it was gorgeous and I was going to get it for you but i was broke. weird dream i swear O_O)

I'd ask you to um, ride in your horse carriage? ..does she have a horse carriage? =/

Wiiw malcolm x

[[deleted user]]

I would arrange your funeral, if you're not already dead. If not dead, I would put doves in your house and draw graffiti peace signs on the walls of your house. :P

Wiiw The cookie monster?

[Zainab]

...Malcolm X was assasinated.. O_o died in '65 I think. but the peace signs would've been a nice touch than the kkk torchings i guess =/

I'd totally take the cookie from ya

Wiiw the rain?

[[deleted user]]

(Yah, I know. I just wasn't clear on if you were gonna be him dead or alive. :P)

Depending on my mood, either I would splash in you or I would sing to you, "Rain Rain go away..." xD

Wiiw a human? O.o

[Dragonrider]

(KKK marched trough our town about 20 ago, total losers if you ask me, Christian are not like that at all.)

I would ask you if you were a dancer.

Wiiw Mitt Romney?

[Zainab]

(Agreed, DR)

I would walk away. *hate* politicians

wiiw matt bomer lol I can't think of anyone else

[Ross]

I would ask you who you were, and maybe chat with you if you don't mind.

Wiiw... the green crossing man:p

[Ross]

Well I'd ask you if you felt sick.

Wiiw... wanting to get this group alive again?

[BD]

i would ask you if it was worth looking like a loony who typed to himself... <_< >_>

wiiw a kitten

[Ross]

Oh yes, well worth it:p Plus it helps if I already am one

I'd give you a bowl of milk and something to eat and adopt you.

Wiiw... a shooting star?

[BD]

meh ide prolly not even notice lol

wiiw a pencil?

[AAAlien]

Hmm I'd draw Lara Croft with you xP

Wiiw DaVinci ?

[Dragonrider]

I would ask you what Mona Lisa was smiling at.

Wiiw the leaning tower of Pisa?

[BD]

Ide take a picture with you :D CHEESE

WIIW a flexible ruler?

[Ross]

I wouldn't bend you and see how far you went,coz I wouldn't want you to snap :)

WIIW a can of glow in the dark spray paint?

[BD]

ide spray you in my hair and go to Zumba looking frigging AWESOME!!!

WIIW nail polish?