If I was...

[Dragonrider]

I would tell you to join the club.

Wiiw a bodybuilder?

[Zainab]

I'd totally get turned off, lol. I saw some documentary of bodybuilders awhile back...thoroughly disturbed. just so, ick.

Wiiw..a CHOCOLATE BAR?

[Alli Cat of Night]

If you were Ke$ha's brain, than you would have died a long time ago, but if you were to come back to life I would say, NO MORE DRINKING SONGS! I love country so I do like a good drinking song, but her's is just one after another! ok so
If I was...... Avril Lavigne (*sigh* if only!)

[Dragonrider]

So if you were a CHOCOLATE BAR!!!!

I would eat you, no offense.

If you were Avril Lavigne I would try to act cool because crebertiies deal with enough crazy people.

Wiiw a crazy person?

[Zainab]

None taken.

I'd um, give you food? =/ lool

WIIW a hobo?

[Ross]

I'd ask you nicely not to use your tramp magic on me, and I'd give you some money:)

WIIW...a rosebush?:P

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

i would pick you and give you to my mum ^^

WIIW a cactus?

[Zainab]

I would give you to my friend. she likes wierd plants.

WIIW an orange sweater?

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

eww, i would give you to this nerd my friend likes- he once wore an orange sweater to this really fancy wedding we went to once :\

WIIW the Backstreet Boys? <3

[Zainab]

I'd ask you to sing me a song, all for meee :') lol

WIIW Russel Peters?

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

I would drag you to my newphews bday party next week to entertain all our guests :)

WIIW Russel Brand? (ewww)

[BD]

no offense.ide shoot u

wiiw an eagle?

[Ross]

I'd watch you in awe of your beauty and majestic splendour and very likely write a poem about the experience:)

Wiiw... a ring-tailed Macaque?

[BD]

ooooh ide dye u purple ;)

wiiw a dress?

[Ross]

You'd dye a monkey?? Poor lil guy!:P

If you were a dress, I'd make sure if I did buy you, it would be for someone who deserved you:)

Wiiw... a mini parasol? (also known as a drink umbrella or cocktail umbrella)

[BD]

ide stik u into my lamp (i have a yellow one lol)

wiiw a cat?

[Ross]

Awwwh I'd pick you up and cuddle you before giving you a bowl of milk to drink and some tuna bitties, then you could rest on my lap or on the sofa:)

Wiiw... a garden gnome?:p

[BD]

omg ade run away fast
freaky looking things :P

wiiw an a broken leg?

[Ross]

Just saw the cutest version of Shakespeare; Gnomeo and Juliet; voiced by James McAvoy aka Mr. Tumnus and Emily Blunt (dunno which other film she's been in apart from Wolfman:p)

Owww, if you were a broken leg, I'd get the person who had you taken to a doc's double quick so you could be put in a cast and set on your way to healing up:)


Wiiw... a talking flamingo?

[Zainab]

I LOOOOOCE GNOMEO AND JULIET!!! and James McAboy <3 <3 gosh.

I'd ask you if you died yourself pink. 'Cause seriously, that can't be natural :L

WIIW a blueberry cupcake?

:) Why am I acting like I don't have exams?! bleghkerjg

[Dragonrider]

Zainab wrote: "I LOOOOOCE GNOMEO AND JULIET!!! and James McAboy <3 <3 gosh.

I'd ask you if you died yourself pink. 'Cause seriously, that can't be natural :L

WIIW a blueberry cupcake?

:) Why am I acting ..."

Flamingo's are that color because of the food they eat Flamingos that eat algae and crustaceans that contain pigments called carotenoids.

[Dragonrider]

I would eat you, sorry.

WIIW a Water Fountain?

[Ross]

I'd ask you if you were bored spitting water all the time.

Wiiw... a bagpiper

[Zainab]

Did you know that off the top of you're head DR? That's awesome.

I'd ask you to...bagpipe me a song? =/ lol

WIIW a kilt?

[BD]

lolol ide jut u up and add u to a dress

[Dragonrider]

I would not wear you, but I'll see you in Scotland.

WIIW a song?

[Zainab]

I'd either listen to you. Or um, not? =/

WIIW banana bread?
omnomnom.

[Dragonrider]

I would go to Bob Evans to get you because you come with the meal.

WIIW a honey filled biscuit?

[Zainab]

..Bob Evans?
I'd eat you ;) lol

WIIW James Franco

[BD]

i wud smile and pretend i knew who u were -.-

wiiw a velvet cloak?

[Zainab]

:O :O :O
youtube the add gucci by guccy with Franco in it. He's like, the more awesome version of James Dean <3

I would put you in one of those vacuum bag thingos and store you away.

WIIW Enrique? *shudder*

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

:O:O James Franco is Harry Osbourne from Spiderman.. you know the hot bestfriend?!

Iglasias? umm.. i would take you to my cousin in Cairns who just had a baby and make you sing to her- she is in LOOOVVVEEE with him :\

WiiW the person who started the first world war? -_^

[Ross]

I would like to ask you why you did what you did, and if you knew your actions would cause such a wide conflict.

Wiiw... Winnie the Pooh?

[Zainab]

I'd give you some honey. And a hug. I love hugs >.< Do I seem the hugging type?

James Franco rules the world. Has anyone watched 127 hours or something?

Oui. Iglasias. Whatev. That thing. blegh. *chokes on hate*

WIIW a cheese sandwhich?

[Ross]

I'm sorry but I'd eat you, cheez sandwiches are one of my absolute faves

I've not watched 127 hours though I do have it, just looking for the right mood to watch it

Wiiw...a beach ball

[BD]

yes u do twin buh no offence pooh bear may hav a heart attack when he sees ur height :P

beach ball goes to my lil cuzzies..i hate the beach

wiiw tumblr

[Zainab]

Woohoo! LOL! You give good hugs twin :P so I'll ignore that comment :L

I LOVE ZE BEACH! yo sad niggah. what's everyone's starsigns??

I don't care much for tumblr. although some poeple put some really awesome picks up!

WIIW Chuck Norris?

[BD]

Mine:
http://bd-cat-lounge.tumblr.com/

Woolfie's:
http://nightlightknight.tumblr.com/

My boyfriend's:
http://moghazy.tumblr.com/

lol

u know my star sign twin -.- Aquarius
woolfies a ... Leo


chuck who??

ide prolly walk right pass u ...

wiiw the great wall of china?

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

im a virgo

i would see if there were rabbits on the other side :P

WIIW a house on fire?

[BD]

i wudn't buy you that's for sure lol
call 000

wiiw msn?

[Dragonrider]

I would tell you that I don't use you at all.

WIIW a desk?

[BD]

"I would tell you that I don't use you at all."
lol

mines a mess

wiiw a dragon?

[Dragonrider]

I would ask you to roast my marshmallow.

WIIW a Centaur?

[Ross]

I'd ask you if you preferred sleeping standing up or lying down:p

Wiiw... Stevie Wonder

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

aww, i would ask you how the HELL you play piano! and to sing me a song ^^

WIIW Kelly Osbourne? :\

[Ross]

I would ask you why you were famous, sorry:p

Wiiw... Sebastian Vettel

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

(i agree.. i hate her!)

I would ask who in the world you are...??

WiiW Merlin? (the wizard from King Arthur's time)

[Dragonrider]

I would how you learned your magic.

WIIW a boat?

[Ross]

I'd learn to row so I could take you out for a leisurely spin around a lonely lake and take in the beauty of nature:)

Wiiw... James McAvoy?

[Zainab]

oh man, i love him. photos!

Wiiw a politician?