If I was...

[Ross]

Inspired by Ameena's little identity change-up, I thought it'd be interesting to let peeps say what they would say if they were to meet certain people

Example
Post 1 If I was... Britney Spears
Post 2 I'd slap you for making a mess of your life!
If I was David Hasselhoff
Post 3 never understood what al the fuss was about
you in Baywatch;p
etc, you get the pic:)

Soo...
If I was... Shakira:p

[Zainab]

I'd...hmm...if you were Shakira...I'd tell you to buy some clothing
Do I say who if i was thingo? lol

[Ameena]

xD ahhahaahhahahah good one xD
i guess u should zane!

[Zainab]

what would you do if I was....Rupert Grint? I think that's his name :D

[Ameena]

i didnt knw that that was his name xD i had to google him!
id tell him that he was awesome and id get his autograph
id also lie and say i was hid biggest fan and hug him and ask for a kiss on the cheek xD jk about the kiss part xD
but id take a pic with him!

wat if i was BD??

[Ross]

well I'd be really happy that you were back on Goodreads and I'd call you up over the weekend to talk about things we'd not tell anyone else:p

What if I was... Lindsay Lohan ;p

[Ameena]

xD ahahha eewwwwwwww xD
no thanks!!

id ask u some questions...like WHY THE HELL R U IN JAIL EVERY 2 DAYS???

wat if i was ur mom :P

[Dragonrider]

I tell you I love you.

What if I was Paul?

[Ameena]

hahah sweet

id tell we miss u

wat if i was a vampire?

[Dragonrider]

I would say there a werewolf behind you and then run.

What if I was a werewolf.

[Ameena]

hahhahahah xD

i would ride u!! :D :D

wat if i was Bush?

[AAAlien]

i'd throw you a shoe ^^x

if i was Stephenie Meyer?

[Ameena]

WAHAHHAHAHAHHA xD and id help

id beg her to continue the twilight saga and call it forever,like part 1 of forever,part 2 of forever ... :P

wat if i was micheal jacson?

[Dragonrider]

I wish my kids would grow up to be succesfuly.

What if I was Bill Gates?

[Ross]

I'd get you to put you money towards providing aid to the world's poorest countries:)

If I was... David Villa:p

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

i wud get you to come and meet my soccer freak family.. but i wudnt really care :P

If i was Cleopatra?

[Zainab]

Whether or not she was actually a skank...I really wonder.

If I was Johnny Bravo ;)

[Ross]

I'd buy you a brain:)

If I was... Jackson Rathbone ;p

[Zainab]

:O I find that offensive as I named my phone after him and he is quite intelligent thank you very much :P

I'd tell you to lose the contipated look in Twilight. I mean seriously, you can only take acting so far :S

If I wassss Cristiano Ronaldoooo?

[Ross]

ookies Zane you named your fone after Johnny Bravo, that's a first:p

I'd tell you to stop being such a whinging play -actor and focus on your amazing skills

if I was... Aragorn from Lord of the Rings:)

[Zainab]

I'll leave that for tpbm...still haven't watched the lord of the rings...

hey hey, I don't like the mocking-ness in that -.-

[Ross]

mocking-ness in what the Ronaldo comment of the Bravo one:) And I wasn't mocking you ;p

Ok if I was ... Spongebob:)

[AAAlien]

Aragorn: i'd tell you to introduce me to Legolas xD
Spongebob: i'd punch you ^^x

if i was Bart Simpson

[Zainab]

Johnyy Bravo one -.-

Eat my shorts ;)

If I was Jack Black?

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

i wud punch you and tell you to f*** off =)

If i was the Queen?

[Zainab]

:O you don't like jack black?

hmm, depends. would you have bodyguards?

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

nope. in this game- there are no bodyguards ;)

[Ameena]

hahahahahaaaaaaaa xD
bodyguards r creepy!!

wat if i was an M&M??

[Zainab]

hmm...I can't say over the internet Soph..just in case :L

LMFAOOOO omg ameena, please tell me you did not just call eminem M&M :OOOO

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

hahaha, nice one ;P

no Zane, i think she means the M&Ms in the ads :P
if so, i wud pick you up and hug you... and make you tell lame funny jokes (coz you wud be the red one)

what if i was Darth Vader?

[AAAlien]

wohhhhhh that'd be sooo awesome, i'd hug you xD and tell you to teach me how to be a jedi (after you've realized you're not that evil)

if i was a witch?

[Ameena]

Zainab wrote: "hmm...I can't say over the internet Soph..just in case :L

LMFAOOOO omg ameena, please tell me you did not just call eminem M&M :OOOO"

NOOO xD WAHAHHAHAH i meant the chocolate xD WAHHAHA
but thats a good one! i'm gonna start calling him that xD


id ask to ride on ut broom :D :D

wat if i was lady gaga?

[AAAlien]

hm i'd tell you i like your songs but i think you're crazy... and i deeply dislike the new video x_X

if i was pikachu

[Ameena]

hahahhah xD
ya i love lady gaga's songs and all but she's CREAAAPY
did u knw she's an Illuminati??

aaawww id hug u and ask u to b my pet :P

wat if i was a cupcake?

[AAAlien]

hm i'd eat you xD

what if i was Jack Bauer

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

the character? i wud take you to Palestine and make you kill all those Israelies that want to take over Palestine (no offense to any Israelies -.-)

what if i was Jacob Black?

[Dragonrider]

I would tell you to turn into a wolf.

what if I was Mario?

[Ameena]

xD

mario as in the video game?? :P i'd...go with u on an adventure :P

wat if i was fart in a jar? xD i dont knw where that came from xD

[Ross]

lol totally random from Ami, wh'm I not in the least surprised lol. I won't open that jar no fear!

What if I was ... Kurt Hummel

[Ameena]

wahahahahahah xD if it was justins fart id use the jar for an oxygen mast xD

who the hell is kurt wats his name??

wat if i was lindsey lohans armpit hair??? xD

[Dragonrider]

Ok...

Well I probably tell you to say in rehab.

What if I was Justin Biber?

[Zainab]

I'd give you Ami's number ;)

LMFAOOO omg Ameena, that is freaking DISGUSTING!

What if I was Heath Ledger. Not a zombie though-alive :)

[Ameena]

hahaha THANKS!!!

thanks zane xD i make things unique xD

how's that??

wat if i was paris hiltons thong xD
i hope ross is the one after me xD WAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Zainab]

you bloody do, that's for sure :L

how's what?

um, grotty. I'll leave that to tpbm :)

[Ameena]

wahhahahahahhahhaahhhh
i dont even knw wat i was saying xD
i think i'm gonna let ross answer that one xD

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

okay we will leave it for Ross

what if i was J-Lo?

[Zainab]

I'd tell you to make better songs -.-

What if I was Miranda Kerr?

[Ross]

waaa how comes I get Paris's thong? ;p

ermm if I was lol, then I'd hypnotize her into having me studded with diamonds coz I'm worth it ;p

[Sophie *Ninja Rapunzel*]

if you were...? -.-

[Ross]

oh yeah sorry Soph;p

If I was ... Ke$ha's brain