don't u ever wish u had a perfect boyfriend u once read in a book?

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seriously i think i got anothr one

[Life is hard and then u die *Smiley*, *GASP*Im not the only mod anymore!]

post it!

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Three women were about to b executd. Ones a brunette, ones a redhead, and ones a blonde. Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready...Aim..." Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the exectutioner shouts, "Ready...Aim..." The redhead then screams, "Tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes exection.
By this point the blonde had figured out what the others did. The quards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready...Aim..." The blonde shouts, "Fire!!"

[Life is hard and then u die *Smiley*, *GASP*Im not the only mod anymore!]

lmao!!!!! hahaha!! ive got one!!!

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ok tell me!!!!!!

[Life is hard and then u die *Smiley*, *GASP*Im not the only mod anymore!]

OK so three girls are hanging from a cliff.One has brown hair,one has black hair and one is blonde.A wizard comes by and tells them tat watever they say they'll become,so tat they can escape.The brownie says Hawk.She turns into a hawk and flys away.The black hair says Crow.She turns to a crow and flys away.The blonde stumbles over a rock and says oh crap!.

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sux 4 the blonde

[Life is hard and then u die *Smiley*, *GASP*Im not the only mod anymore!]

lmao i gtg gn!

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gn

[VampirePrinzess]

thats funny. lol
oh, and kJiRsTeN , your still beutiful!
lol:)

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O_O seriously? watevr im not evn gonna argue

[[deleted user]]

yea

[Life is hard and then u die *Smiley*, *GASP*Im not the only mod anymore!]

haha

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>:| ugg

[Life is hard and then u die *Smiley*, *GASP*Im not the only mod anymore!]

hehe donkey!*in britsh acent*

[[deleted user]]

wow were all weird

[Life is hard and then u die *Smiley*, *GASP*Im not the only mod anymore!]

lmao

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haha

[Life is hard and then u die *Smiley*, *GASP*Im not the only mod anymore!]

hehe i like being wierd

[[deleted user]]

same

[Life is hard and then u die *Smiley*, *GASP*Im not the only mod anymore!]

it's awesome!