there is a RAT IN MY BEDROOM (ok, probably a mouse)

[Jonathan]

Thanks for the explanation, Janine.

I think I may pass on the shirt, though.

[Félix]

heh.

[Jim]

janine wrote: "Jonathan wrote: "i haven't heard those. breezersluts are girls between 14 and 18 years old who only drink the sweeter alcoholic drinks like breezers, they're not into beer."

We call them underage here.

[[deleted user]]

So am I a breezerslut?

[Félix]

Esme wrote: "So am I a breezerslut?"

Are you?

[[deleted user]]

I hate beer. I like Breezer well enough. And chocolate margaritas. You tell me.

[Félix]

Well, the slut part doesn't just include the drinking of Breezers.

[[deleted user]]

I'll just stick with underage then.

[Félix]

Good choice.

[janine]

Esme wrote: "So am I a breezerslut?"

only if you're a slut.

[Félix]

Slet.

[Jim]

Esme wrote: "I'll just stick with underage then."

That probably is best.

[Stina]

There is a freaking MOTH in the living room that is the size of my palm. Maybe it's a weird bird? I don't do well with things that are bigger than a quarter.

I would throw a shoe, but this thing looks like it has guts that would smear around. Also, I swear that it opened the screen door with one of it's giant arms/legs. Didn't even ring the bell... Bastard!!

I think I'm just going to sit in my office until my dad comes over (he was already planning on it, but it's possible I would have called him anyway) and see if he'll take care of it for me.

BLECH.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

::writhes::

[[deleted user]]

Get a cat. Like I said elsewhere about dogs, cats are working animals.