1,000,000 or more ways to get kicked out of walmart

[Cody, The Stupid Muggle ;)]

1. Break the glass on the fish tanks

((number them please))

[Poindextεrr., The Poindexty Muggle :)]

2. Run naked through the aisles.

[No One]

3. Ask someone working there if they can kick you out.

[Rayna, The Master Muggle :)]

4. Pick the managers nose.

[Poindextεrr., The Poindexty Muggle :)]

5. Scream "Cedric Diggory Lives" a hundred times.

[Amaranta, I thought about being sane once. This seemed like more fun.]

6. Wait outside the bathroom and when someone needs to use it say "That'll be $100,000,000 please. And thank you for shopping at Wal Mart."

7.act like a greeter only when someone comes in say "I'm sorry, we are closed. Please come back NEVER!!"

8. go into the dressing room, wait for a couple of minutes then yell "THERE'S NO TOLIT PAPER IN HERE!"

[Rayna, The Master Muggle :)]

9. Pelvic thrust down aisles

[Christopher]

10. Bark at people.

[Xilu, The Silly Muggle :)]

11. Give a 101% discount on all items. And give $100 extra change in everyone's payment..(o.O)

[Cody, The Stupid Muggle ;)]

lol so its free and they get an extra 100$

12. Shoot people with nerf guns

[Xilu, The Silly Muggle :)]

haha...so they have this new tagline..

13. "SHOP ALL YOU WANT for FREE!".xD..cool!

[Poindextεrr., The Poindexty Muggle :)]

14. Play dodgeball with customers who didn't know they were playing dodgeball.

[Xilu, The Silly Muggle :)]

15.

[Amaranta, I thought about being sane once. This seemed like more fun.]

Aww. He's so cute!

[Xilu, The Silly Muggle :)]

16. Kill everyone who would go after your favorite item.

xD

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17. Fry all the fish in the fish tanks.

[Xilu, The Silly Muggle :)]

18. Act like Sisa who's looking for her sons Basilio and Crispin, dragging everyone on your way..lol

[Cody, The Stupid Muggle ;)]

19. eat all the food

[Rayna, The Master Muggle :)]

20. Go around and smack people

[Cody, The Stupid Muggle ;)]

21. Instead of paying 50$ for the things you bought pay 50 yen

[Rayna, The Master Muggle :)]

22. Hop on tables and do the chicken dance

[Belladonna (~Miriam Daisy Rose~)]

23. swinging from the rafters/ceiling/pipes/vents/thingys and imitating an accentor.

[(;Alicia™ღA constant game of Russian Roulette]

24. Camp out in the shoe department using there tents and blankets. While grabbing people's ankles as they walk by

[Belladonna (~Miriam Daisy Rose~)]

25. Inflict ergasiophobia upon all of the workers

[No One]

26. Gather up about a hundred kids that you invite with you to walmart.

[Rayna, The Master Muggle :)]

27. Break jars of food

[Kat]

28. Pretend like you cast a string across one of the aisles, but have there be no string

[Amaranta, I thought about being sane once. This seemed like more fun.]

29. Play the lava game, and when somebody steps on a 'lava' square yell "Haha! You just got burnt up!" Then later randomly yell "LAVA...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES...Haha, your dead now!"

[Kat]

Lmao
30. Run through the hall screaming 'MY GRANDMA IS TAKING A CRAP I GOTTA GET HOME!' and randomly shake people and scream in their faced.

[Amaranta, I thought about being sane once. This seemed like more fun.]

31. Randomly sit on someone(It doesn't have to be a larger person) and say "I've been really good this year, so for Christmas I want three billion dollars, a mansion, my own car, and for you to lose weight." (This is really mean, but it would probably accomplish your goal.)

[Kat]

32. Grab a shopping cart and walk into walls and say. 'Ooh ooh, sorry young man.'

[MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!!]

33. run around the store with pom poms chanting mean thing to strangers

[Kat]

34. Unleashe all the bouncy balls (Ya know, the giant ones) and scream 'Go PICKACHU!'

[MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!!]

((lol))
35.push old people down than laugh and run away

[Kat]

36. Say you want to try a bike out, and ride it around the store randomly falling and running into people

[MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!!]

37.shove poptarts down peoples pants

[Kat]

37. Go to the Mac n' cheese aisle and shout 'Should I get cheddar or american?' and when someone asks you to be quiet yell 'can't I just pick my mac in silence?'

[MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!!]

38.play all the radios as loud as they go,and make sure eveyone is on a different station

[Kat]

39. Carry around cat litter (the like 12 lb. bags) in a cart and walk up to people and say 'can you hold this?' and give them two bags, and walk away.

[Xilu, The Silly Muggle :)]

40. Roll over the floor and ask people why you're getting dizzy. @.@

[No One]

41. Take your dog with you inside.

[ɐzzıɹʞ]

42. Place mouse traps everywhere.

[MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!!]

43.stick marshmallows to people

[Xilu, The Silly Muggle :)]

44. Release all the animals in their cages.

[Belladonna (~Miriam Daisy Rose~)]

45. kradzieży pieniędzy z kasy!

[Jasmine]

46. yell at the manager saying "this service is WAY to good"

[MCR Lover!!!!!!!!!!!]

47. Ride around in the old people car things pourind glue on the floor.

[Chernobog]

48. Punch the manager

[Belladonna (~Miriam Daisy Rose~)]

50. Read all of the books aloud... really, really loud.

[Jasmine]

lol 51. eat bananas then through them in the managers face