Drop an item and kill yourself with it.

[Taylor ♡]

it smashes me and i die

i drop gatorade

[SAUL]

I get the Gatorade
Drink it and it's
Poisoned and I diee

I drop a car!!

[elizabeth]

i pick up the car, drive it, and then speed off of a ramp that leads directly into the sun. i burn and die.

i drop pizza

[SAUL]

I Eat The Pizza Get Horrible Diareah And I Kill Myself Of Emberasment

I Dropp a hungryy tiger
In an aquarium

[Regan]

I was swimming in an aquarium when a hungry tiger throws me out and eats me!

I drop a fish

[SAUL]

I tale the fish bak to the ocen wen i realice
Its A piranah it comes bak out nd bites me
And sum how i diee

I drop Justin Beiber

[Regan]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I make out with him too long and forget to breathe!!!


I drop London Timpton

[GSGS]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
so heavy I die.

I drop a hay bale.

[SAUL]

It falla on my head nd diee
I drop a cheescakke

[[deleted user]]

I pick up the cheesecake and take a bit. A rabid raccoon had been on it. I get rabies and die.

I drop a squirrel.

[Regan]

The trip over a squirrel and fall on a bunch of spikes.

I drop a pen

[Mary X]

It spews ink in my eye, blinding me and making me run into to traffic where I get hit by a bus.

I drop a Q-Tip

[Regan]

I pick it up and start cleaning my ears... but I pop an eardrum and scream running in circles. I run into a post and die.


I drop a CD

[Mary X]

It slices my head off.

I drop my head.

[SAUL]

i Grab It
start kicking it
when Suddenly
i Comes Alive nd i Diee
Of Scardiness

i Dropp Michael Jackson

[elizabeth]

i pick him up and he starts singing and im all like OMG how did u come back to life?!?! and die of shock.

i drop a bracelet

[SAUL]

I put da
Bracelett on
The it becomes
Too tight nd I bleed
Out nd dieee

I Drop Jupiter

[Regan]

I find jupiter and try to lift it up but it rips off my arms and i die of blood loss....


I drop a protractor

[SAUL]

Protractor Falls
Cuts My neck And i DIEE

i Drop a LAWN MOWER SPining Blades

[[deleted user]]

I pick it up and it sliced my head off I die.

I drop a strw

[Regan]

The straw stabs me in the eye and I go blind.... a wolf kills me when i can't see it...


I drop a tamagotchi

[GSGS]

Well it's uber evil and starts killing me with its poo.

I drop a medieval castle.

[Regan]

King Arthur starts throwing pidgeons at me and one sticks in my neck


I drop.... a magazine

[elizabeth]

i pick it up, but it had miley cyrus and jonas brothers and whatnot, and die from just looking at him

i drop eyeliner

[GSGS]

I feel sorry for you because of your name :(

Back on topic.
It has a picture of some anorexic model in it, and being a teenage girl I obviously have to be so megaliciously jealous that I commit suicide.

I drop a line.

[GSGS]

oops i didnt see your post, just Regans. My bad.

[elizabeth]

Oh, it's okay. i felt kinda bad for a sec. lol

[elizabeth]

GSGS wrote: "I feel sorry for you because of your name :(

Back on topic.
It has a picture of some anorexic model in it, and being a teenage girl I obviously have to be so megaliciously jealous that I commi..."

i pick up the line.. and it reminds me of math and measuring and suff and i die

i drop a cupcake

[GSGS]

I eated it!! I eated it!! But my stupid sister made it and put chilli in. Is so hot I die :(

I drop a cowboy hat.

[elizabeth]

i pick up the cowboy hat but ppl think i was in a rodeo and they enter me in...i fall off those crazy bulls.

i drop Bruno Mars lol

[SAUL]

I get him
To give me all
His money nd bling
Then after I get rich
Ppl kkiill me fo my Money
I die

I drop a Striper

[Taylor ♡]

i die because she stripped on a pole in front of me

i drop a man whore

[GSGS]

you guys are uber gross.

[Laika]

I die because that is really gross.


I drop a harmless
butterfly that isn't poisonous

[[deleted user]]

I eat it and choke on it

I drop a feather.

[Laika]

I look at it, puzzled, then make my friend eat it in her soup as a prank. I tell her what was in her soup after she eats in, and she kills me.


I drop a five-ton dog crap.

[Nico]

she gets angry and kill me so i die

i drop a cat

[Miss Silvertongue]

The cat scratches my eyes out, so I die.

I drop a wand.

[elizabeth]

i pick up the wand and say avada kedavra to myself

i drop a poptart

[Nico]

i eat the poptart but its poisoned so i die

i drop speakers

[SAUL]

they crushmy tiny bodyy nn i diee

i drop A Tiny Cutout letter

[ɐzzıɹʞ]

er...i die of Papercut.. hehe

i drop a copy of Mocking jay

[SAUL]

Ummm I die of no cause watsoever

I drop my pregnant
Algebra teacher

[[deleted user]]

Her stomach squashes me and I die.

I drop a carrot

[Nico]

it pokes my eye and hits my brain so i die

i drop clothes

[SAUL]

I put them on
When I realize it's
Too tight
I can't breath soo I die

I drop a drop of water

[Nico]

i slip i think and hit my head

i drop a table

[SAUL]

Edward Trys To Bite ME
So I Shot Him
His Fans Chaze Me tILL
They Kiill ME

I Drop aCombination LOCK

[Nyghtmare]

It gives me a bad nipple piercing

I drop Charlie Daniels

[Alyson Leigh]

i pick him up and he stabs me with his bow


i drop an ipad