Twilight Movie

[Randi]

I live in the south and whenever I TRY to say y'all, I get laughed at. I was born in Cali so I guess it is prettty funny.

[Nightshade]

OMGWHAT YOU CALLED IT "CALI" NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *head explodes*

Sorry. It's just that... you sound like such a tourist.

Pfft...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry. XD

[Nightshade]

I was talking to GC, and also, I was kidding. :) I just meant that locals don't usually say Cali.

And Rose, I really have no idea. We're a big state. o_O This past Christmas, I was talking with some of my cousins, and most of us live down in southern CA, but a couple live near San Francisco. We were comparing slang words, which turned out to be pretty hilarious.

"Do you guys know what a waterfall is?"
"You mean slang or a literal waterfall? Because we know what waterfalls are. We promise."
"No, no, I meant the slang."
"Um... no."
"It's where you drink from someone else's water bottle, but you don't touch your mouth to it-"
"You mean a birdie?"
"A what?"
"A birdie. I think it's like a waterfall."
"I've never heard of a birdie."
"I've never heard of a waterfall."
[Two seconds of silence:]
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[Kimathy]

waterfall... i live in Arizona, but doesn't everybody say waterfall? :P lol

anyway, to slightly get back on topic. lol. i had to watch the last five minutes of New moon today in class (don't ask) and i was cracking up the whole time! Edwierds face was the best thing i have ever seen! XD lol.

[Nightshade]

Then it was waterfall. I'll just go edit that now. Heheheh...

[Nightshade]

Got it! Heh heh. NOTHING HAPPENED OF COURSE IT DIDN'T HAHAHAHAHA.

[~Perisi Kitty~]

Now eclipse is coming out and every twilight fan is going to get all crazy. ew!

Omw! I was walking into a music shop and at the front table they were selling the twilight books and the new moon movie. With the new mooon movie you could get a free sample of some perfume called whisper. UG!! another thing to boast twilight series, perfume!

[Keara]

I'm going with a friend. :D

[Nightshade]

I'm probably going to go with a bunch of my friends, and I'll wear a "DAN BERGSTEIN 4 PRESIDENT" shirt and make Harry Potter references throughout the movie.

Example: "YES! I KNEW CEDRIC WAS ALIVE! I KNEW IT!!"

Mwa ha ha. :D

[Keara]

Dan Bergstein?

[Kimathy]

the funniest guy on earth! XP

[Nightshade]

YEAH! D-Berg shall rule the earth!

No, wait, I have to rule the earth.

Hmm... I guess he'll be my commander of something-or-other.

http://community.sparknotes.com/2009/...

[Kimathy]

haha, I'm half way through new moon with him, he makes it less painful! :P

[Nightshade]

He actually makes it downright HILARIOUS.

Quite a feat, you must admit. :D

[Kimathy]

true, very true.

omg! haha while i was writting that ^ an ad popped up for advance tickets to eclipse....ironic.

[Nightshade]

OH, THE IRONY. ;)

[Kimathy]

lol :P

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Gahhh I wanna watch Eclipse with my boyfriend and make Harry Potter references too!! Unfortunately he hates HP. >_< hahahaha

[Kimathy]

:O

:O

:o

:O

*whispers* He hates Harry Potter?

[Kimathy]

i know, but...it freaks me out, i mean i have met some people who just don't like it or haven't read...but...a hater?

[Kimathy]

i think I've accepted it...maybe, it just seems foreign to me since everyone i know likes it...or at least tolerates it like my dad.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Well, now you know why Twilight Lovers react that way.

Yes he hates it. He burnt the book for pleasure. >_<

I'm ok with the HP series. I used to be a big fan so I know a lot about it for someone who's 'OK' with the series.

I told him if we could go to America to visit the new HP themepark. I told him that since he hates it, he doesn't have to say yes and that I'd go on my own.

Hahahah but it's good that he said he doesn't mind because he'd be able to make fun of it. :D Just like I do with Twilight.

So it's a mutual understanding thing going on between us. Although he hates HP, he's willing to go there so he could be with me. I think that's one of the great ways to show you love someone. :)

UNLIKE Dumbells and Deadward. >_< Deadward's just a posessive (although possessiveness can be a turn on, his kind of possessiveness is obsession) creep.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

SilentSusie wrote: "I understand."

Hahahaha Sus, girl, I'm glad you're not unfazed by this. After all, we're haters of a big trend. :D So it shouldn't surprise us if someone hates something that we enjoy.

[Camille]

OMG, the eclipse trailer looks so bad!

[Keara]

I thought Dakota looked really good though.

And Taylor's acting has declined since the first movie. He used to be so kickass it was funny. :( *sniff*

[Keara]

Nightshade wrote: "YEAH! D-Berg shall rule the earth!

No, wait, I have to rule the earth.

Hmm... I guess he'll be my commander of something-or-other.

http://community.sparknotes.com/2009/......"

OHMAIGEE! I'm on part 5 and loving this more than anything I've read lately!

Plus - he's team Jacob. :O

[Nightshade]

Isn't Dan AMAZING?!?! I love Blogging Twilight SO MUUUUUCH.

And now he's about to blog chapter 5 of Breaking Dawn!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

It's going to be freaking hilarious. Chapter 5 is when Bella and Edward do the Horizontal Naked Dance for the first time, so the ensuing blog is going to be HYSTERICAL.

[Drunkredneckgal]

Haterz and Loverz UNITE. Check out this drunk redneck woman talk about Twilight saga movie. I liked the movie but this video makes good points, and is SO FUNNNNNNNNY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKWCGo...

[Fayla]

i love looking at all the comments .. haha :D

[Fayla]

sorry off subject

[Hayden]

Yesterday my friend forced my to watch new moon *shudders*. In one of scenes, Bella lies down on the floor in the middle of the woods just because Edward left her. Why would you do something like that? It's just...not normal...

[A.R.]

Who all's seen Vampires Suck? That about says it all, as far as what I think of the Twilight Saga.

[A.R.]

I did too. Pretty much my thoughts exactly.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Louise wrote: "the movie was what ruined the book. I enjoyed the books because of their lively details. the casting decisions where wrong and I think that these sorts of books with a fan base this large should no..."
I think you mean the Twilight curse :P

[A.R.]

Uh, I think the book ruined itself. I tried to read Twilight, and Miss Meyer went on and on about Bella's dad buying her a truck and didn't get on with the plot. Plus, she overused weak, to-be verbs like "was," and that's the first thing a writer learns in a critique group, not to wear out those verbs.

[A.R.]

Good advice.

[[deleted user]]

Louise wrote: "the one thing I never get is phenomenans (pardon the spelling). probably better to stay away from the damn things."

I poke them with a stick, and if they smell bad, then I don't even bother.

[Dan]

My thoughts on the Twilight movie. Well, I used to think that "Innocent Blood" was the worst vampire movie I'd ever seen...until I saw Twilight!

[A.R.]

Unfortunately, I just caught the first Twilight movie on cable--well, the first half hour, all I could stand--and there's so many issues with it. Bella's so dumb she can't even walk, for one, and they're going to school in the summer???? But what made me turn it off was when Edward got in the sun and . . . turned into . . . DIAMONDS? Really, DIAMONDS?

[Dan]

A. R. wrote: "Unfortunately, I just caught the first Twilight movie on cable--well, the first half hour, all I could stand--and there's so many issues with it. Bella's so dumb she can't even walk, for one, and t..."

LOL....Yeah I noticed they started running the first Twilight movie on cable too, the FX Network. It pissed me off, so I wrote them an email about it.

[A.R.]

Good for you. I'll do the same.

[Dan]

A. R. wrote: "Good for you. I'll do the same."

Hell yeah, man! Just go on thier website and you'll find the email adress.
I mean, FX is supposed to have good taste. They've aired great shows like The Shield and Sons of Anarchy. Why are they ruining thier reputation with this crap?

[[deleted user]]

A. R. wrote: "Unfortunately, I just caught the first Twilight movie on cable--well, the first half hour, all I could stand--and there's so many issues with it. Bella's so dumb she can't even walk, for one, and t..."

You know what they say, heat and pressure make diamonds...the pressure coming from the skinny jeans he seems to worship.

[A.R.]

Ha-ha-ha! Good one, Avery!

[[deleted user]]

Thanks! All in a anti-twilitroll's day's work.

[A.R.]

Yeah, the damn Twi-tards.

[Dan]

You know, I read somewhere that the fans of the book complained about that scene . They said he didn't sparkle enough! I mean, they actually WANT vampires to sparkle. What the hell?!!

[[deleted user]]

Dan wrote: "You know, I read somewhere that the fans of the book complained about that scene . They said he didn't sparkle enough! I mean, they actually WANT vampires to sparkle. What the hell?!!"

Oh, poor Twitards.... Fortunately, I have a few cures. Some of this might be offensive to some (no swearing just bleeped out.). I found these on uncyclopedia LOL
(view spoiler)[
Known cures for Twitardis vampirus (Also known as Twitard fever)

-Igniting libraries
-Consuming each page of the book in which Bella calls out for help (all)
-Getting rid of/burning all Twilight books/posters/etc. and dancing around the fire.
-Tearing out and igniting each page of the book in which Bella desires to have Edwards baby (all) And confetti creation of the materialized virus itself.
-Hunting Stephanie Myers down and beating her to death with all seven Harry Potter books
-Lighting the book on fire and then kicking it into a sewage pipe full of crap water
-Throw holy water on the individual infected with the virus. Unless they are total Dumb@$$%$, they will immediately realise that they are in fact not vampires when it does not scorch their flesh. (Don't fret, if you intend on burning them, simply douse them in kerosene and set them alight.)
-Destroy all forks in your possession.
-Watch the original Dracula movie and also watch Van Helsing.
-Visiting the Rotten Tomatoes pages of the Twilight films (the critics don't like them that much)
-If you are the one inflicted and realize that you have this problem, Tie yourself, or an infected individual to an upside down cross with burning Twilight merchandise around it.
-Chemotherapy.

Virologists have been noting that while no given cure has been announced, a possible vaccination is in development and is proved effective in some cases. The suppository vaccination mass includes merely two known ingredients : soccer mom tears and nothing less than the blood of Stephanie Myers. (hide spoiler)]

[Dan]

Avery the link-giver (Girl pigmask *Faec palm*) wrote: "Dan wrote: "You know, I read somewhere that the fans of the book complained about that scene . They said he didn't sparkle enough! I mean, they actually WANT vampires to sparkle. What the hell?!!"
..."

Haha...thats great. I like the part about watching Dracula and Van Helsing. I think they should not only watch all the Dracula movies, but read Stoker's book too and find out what vampires are really supposed to be like.

[[deleted user]]

IKR!!!!