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Is baldness a factor in elections?
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yeah, bald guys are usually entirely too sexy for public office
I'd vote for you, baby! I'd be your campaign manager. We'd have awesome campaign picnics.
our campaign slogan would be:"Can't guarantee it won't be worse but it def will be more fun"
and if i got to throw the first pitch out at a ball game you can be damn sure i would not bounce it to the plate. i would shake off the catcher and then bring the high heat. they'd say "that SOB is like electing nolan friggin' ryan for pres"
I think bald men can be very sexy. Also intelligent looking. But yeh, we as a society sure do pin a lot on hair! His campaign slogan should be he won't be tax dollars on his hair.
also great for making the kitchen sparkle!
I don't get that either? My bald husband doesn't go near it! Well I mean to clean it.
Or are we talking about hands?
nope, the most famous, sexy, loved by all housewives, bald guy ever...Mr. Clean!
my wife would disagree. she would say sean connery
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "and if i got to throw the first pitch out at a ball game you can be damn sure i would not bounce it to the plate. i would shake off the catcher and then bring the high heat. they'd say "that SOB is..."that would get my vote :)
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "my wife would disagree. she would say sean connery"Your wife has excellent taste!
thank you Kevin. Also Sean Connery is dreamy! A guy I used to work with who was follicley (sp) challenged said he didn't waste his testosterone growing hair...... just sayin :)
Why does hardly anyone ever throw a good first pitch? Obama's was sad. Maybe it's the pressure. We could hand out water balloons that say "Aim for Kevin" on them, and small children could toss them at each other while you're demonstrating how to shoot flames in the air with an outdoor fryer.
on the campaign trail i would do a thing called "Hey Ya'll Watch This" where i would try/do stupid things with people all over the nation. in ME i would work on a fishing boat for a day, in FL i would go gator hunting, in AL i would cook BBQ, in IN i would do a lawnmower race at a county fair. it would be huge and i would totally get the avg joe vote as i fall off of bucking bronco's and catch my eyebrows on fire with a homemade cannon in TN
Aren't baldness and facial hair and lack of height all things that have been proven to affect electability? I think there have been studies. Bald men, on the other hand, make great supervillains.
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think i will follow sarah's advice and become a supervillain. that sounds much more fun than a politician anyway although both are usually somewhat evil and have secret lairs
too bad, I was looking forward to reading about your plans in the remaining states. Moose hunting in Alaska perhaps?
def. with a bow. and picking strawberry's in CA. a ranch hand in WY and working in a cheese factory in WI.i had it all planned out. i need a reality show
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "think i will follow sarah's advice and become a supervillain. that sounds much more fun than a politician anyway although both are usually somewhat evil and have secret lairs"I've heard that RA needs a nemesisisis. Maybe you guys could pair up?
i said that word with a lisp like the cable guy
So is a friend of a nemesis your friend or your nemesis?
http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2010...
What do you think? I don't know. I don't think a causal relationship can be established between not having hair and not getting elected. He also has kind of weird ears.