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[(name) and (name) are cornered by hyenas]
"Please don't eat me."
"Drop 'em!"
"Hey! Who's the pig?"
"Are you talkin' to me?"
"Uh-oh, they called him a pig."
"Are you talking to me?"
"Ya shouldn't have done that."
"ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?"
"Now they're in for it."
"THEY CALL ME MR. PIG! AHHHH!"
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Don't know.
"There!"
[waves flashlight at chandelier]
"Well, if those are the teeth, and that's the tongue, then that must be the uvula!"
"Oh, so it's a girl house..."
[looks at him] "What?"
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Ooook.
Don't Know.
"(name), this isn't (name)'s door."
"(name)? What's (name)?"
"That's... what I decided to call her. Is there a problem?"
"(name), you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me..."
[(name) pauses, realizing that they suddenly have the attention of the entire scare floor]
"Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a - a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me. It's a musical."
[singing]
"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me... so help me, so help me and cut. We're still working on it, it's a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers. "
TBBT!!!!!!!"This Months issue is all about planets."
"That's an atom."
"Agree to Disagree. That's what I love about science, there is no right answer."
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"You fought her off with a water pistol?! I bloody love you!"
Briana's -- a while back -- was from "The Lion King".
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That sounds familiar! Is it DW????
"What kind of a person drives from Colorado to Louisiana to work in a dog kennel?"
"I couldn't tell you. I walked."
"You walked? You walked here from Colorado?"
"I like to walk."
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[watching (name) work] "Do you know if he has an off switch?"
"I hope not."
(both from same movie)
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Ooo. I knew it sounded familiar!
Hasn't someone put that quote before??
"Ring, ring! Who's there? Destiny? I've been expecting your call."
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You have.
Don't know.
"(name) is the most powerful demigod I’ve ever met. No offense to you guys, but it’s true. If anybody can survive, he will, especially if he’s got (name) at his side. They’re going to find a way through Tartarus."
(I just had to put this quote)
"Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief"?"Hey, hey, hey... Easy, guys, easy... Let's take it down a notch, all right? What's going on?"
[pause] "I kissed {name}.
[pause]
"And she broke her hand.
[pause]
"Punching my face.
[pause]
"It was a complete misunderstanding."
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Oh! Now I remember.
THE MARK OF ATHENA!!!!!!!!
Don't know what Danica's is.....
"Are you (name)?"
"It's the dead guy!"
[(name) runs in to the hallway, and also sees (name)]
"It's the dead guy!"
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The Arctic Incident??
"Police! Open up!"
"How do I know it's the police?"
"After I shoot you through the door, you can examine the bullet. Open up!"
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It's sounds familiar.
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense, you're just not keeping up."
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I've only seen it on tv.
Never read it.
"A normal dad would go to a foreign country on a secret mission and bring his daughter back a T-shirt, not a person."
princess protection program. sad that I know that. "I know what we're going to do today!"
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Phineas and Ferb?
"Just use the sonic."
"It doesn't do wood."
"That's rubbish."
"Oi! Don't diss the sonic."
(might not be exact wording)
Doctor who. for sure. "Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck."
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DW. I still think the empty child is scarier than the weeping angels.
[to (name)] "Your car is uglier than I am!"
[both (name) and (name) look at her oddly]
"Uh... that didn't come out right."
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Don't know.
"We're going to talk about you not listening to me later."
"You'll only be talking to yourself."
(I haven't seen this movie in forever! I want to watch it again. I think we have the VHS in the rec room....)
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Oook.
Don't know, but I like the quote.
"I'm worthy of you."
"What?"
"I - It's what white roses mean."
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Sounds kind of interesting.
Sounds familiar.
"This might be an adventure, and I've never had one before - outside of books, at least."
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Never read it.
Don't know.
"Guys would do anything to beat you."
"Yeah, but they'd have to keep up with me first."
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I've seen the movie, but never read the book.
I don't know.....
"You see this contact lens?"
"Yeah?"
"This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye!"
[Puts on contact lens]
"I've got my eye on you!"
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You should.
Oook. I thought you were talking about Hugo for some reason.
Never read it.
Sounds kind of familiar, but I've probably never actually read or seen the book or movie.
[(name) dings a Xylophone]
"Don't do that!"
"Why, is it dangerous?"
"No, it's very annoying."
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"We want you to work for us."
"You're not being serious."
"Actually, it's not my habit to make jokes."
"Well, you're making one now! I don't want to be a spy. In case you haven't noticed, I'm still at school."
and
"What is this place? Hogwarts?"
(all from same movie)
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Yep it is.
Never read it.
Don't know.
"Just because you have the emotional range of teaspoon."
and
"Well, you might not like him, but you've got to admit, (name)s got style."
and
"I'm sorry Professor. I must not tell lies."
(all from same movie)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?"What do you think was the scariest part of the haunted house?"
"Definitely the giant floating baby head."
"Yeah, where did that come from?"
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No idea.
"You sold a guy a rock in a box for $20."
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Don't know.
"(name)."
"Oh, just in time!"
[grabs her hand; starts running toward the jeep, sounding excited]
"Come on. Come on, we're going to the country. Fresh air and geniuses! What more could ask for?"
"I'm not coming with you. I've been thinking... Sorry, I'm going home."
"Really?"
"I've got to."
[looking really disappointed] "Well, if that's what you want. It's a bit soon. I had so many places I wanted to take you. The fifteenth broken moon of the Medusa Cascade, the lightning skies of Cotter Palluni's World, the diamond coral reefs of Kataa Flo Ko. Thank you. Thank you, (name), it's been brilliant. You've saved my life in so many ways. You're... you're just popping home for a visit, that's what you mean?"
[nods] "You dumbo."
[looks and sounds embarrassed] "And then you're coming back?"
"Do you know what you are?"
[sing-song voice]
"A great big outer space dunce."
"Yeah."
is that one the sea of monsters, when percy lands on calypso's island? maybe not...well, If you like P and F...
"IT'S GNOMEAGEDDON!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"
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Mine was The Secret Hour.
"How cruel of the gods, she thought, to send her a boy she would love without realizing it."
I just love this book. But you won't get. I just had to put it."
It was from DW series 4 "The Sontaran Stratagem".
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"Just looked like a "thing", didn't it? People don't question "things". They just say, "oo... it's a thing."".
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Don't know.
"Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind."
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Awww!
Don't know.
[explaining (name)'s gloves] "Easy way to remember: blue is glue."
"And when it's red?"
"Dead."
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"How good is your backup?"
"The best."
[laughing] "I've killed the best."
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"Did you jump?"
"[hovering over a giant fan] "Should I not have jumped? Cause I jumped!"
(all from same movie)
Mission Impossible IIII, Ghost Protocol."I'll be back." *laeves* *crashes through wall in car*
"I'm back."
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The Expendables 2??
"I didn't know we had a pool!"
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Wreck It Ralph??
"If you tell him it was you, this video will be all over the Internet."
"Hello, YouTube!"
"You barely know how to work the toaster, let alone YouTube."
"Once Upon A Time"."NO, rules are rules, bucko!"
"But I'm the Governor of California."
"And I'm the queen…of this window. Your appointment was scheduled for 12:20, its 12:22. Your appointment has been "terminated". That's right I went there!"
"I'll be back."
"Not for the next 2 weeks you won't. Next!"
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Don't know.
"What happens when (name) gets the book?"
"I die. You die. We all die. Bye-bye."
[turns to (name); voice quavering slightly] "What does he mean, 'we all die'?"
"I think he means... we all die."
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Haha! There are a couple other funny ones.
Don't know.
[sees (name) dangling outside the window] "Mom! Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom!"
"Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean! You see how annoying that is?"
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[(name) and (name) swing towards a window but they hit the wall] "Missed it by that much!"
(all from same movie)
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I did know that. When they first showed her, I was thinking "Where have I seen her from?????". And then I figured it out, and I was like "Oh! That's where she's from!"
That sounds familiar.... Once Upon A Time?
"Great. She brings home a sword. If you ask me, she should've brought home a man."
"Excuse me. Does (name) live here?"
[Grandmother and Mother dumbly point to the garden]
"Thank you."
"Whoo! Sign me up for the next war."
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Haha! I love the grandma.
I knew it sounded familiar.
Don't know.
"Stand behind me, this might get dangerous."
[(name) fights the Zodangans. When he loses his sword, (name) takes it and kills the remaining enemies]
"Or maybe I ought to get behind you..."
[Cleans the blood off the sword with (name)'s clothes] "You let me know when it gets dangerous."
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Never seen it.
Sounds familiar.....
"Hey, are you blind? They're doin' something illegal out there."
"Coach, nowhere in the rule book does it say anything about jumpin' too high. Now sit down!"
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Ahhh....
Don't know.
[warning (name) and (name) about how much more complicated the (if this word is in here, it will tell what the movie is) game is than they thought it to be] "You think that mosquitos, monkeys, and lions are bad? That is just the beginning. I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is. You would not last five minutes without me."
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Beauty and the Beast (the tv show)?
[They are both late for the banquet] "I'm done for, Father will kill me!"
"Don't worry, nobody will even notice us coming in."
[they enter, the crowd cheers loudly]
[sarcastic] "Nobody will even notice."
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I knew it sounded familiar.
No idea.
[(name) confronts three thugs who have captured (name)]
"Look, I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art... of Origami!"
"Paper folding?"
"Oh... I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was."
Ella Enchanted. "Dont' take that stupid ancient tablet. Here,"
*digs around in pocket*
"I give you..."
*pulls out a rubik's cube*
"The Cube of Rubik!!!"
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"You just killed a helicopter with a car."
"I ran out of bullets."
(I just watched this movie last night)
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"MOUSE... MUST... DIE."
"H-huh... good thing I'm not a mouse... "
"Ahh, but you are a mouse. A big, yellow mouse."
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Never seen it.
That sounds soooo familiar.
"Four against 40? Or was it 400?"
"Just 40, Your Majesty... it was an off day."
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"Enjoying the show?"
"Are you always this cocky?"
"Only on Tuesdays... and whenever beautiful women are involved."
"So you think I'm beautiful?"
"Actually, it's Tuesday."
(all from same movie)
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