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Jan 19, 2012 02:16PM
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(>'-' )># i was gonna give you this waffle.
#<('-'< ) but then i was like,
(>'#'< ) i'm hungry.
(>'-'< ) so i ate it.
Briana wrote: "Heres another thing I found:(>'-' )># i was gonna give you this waffle.
#<('-'< ) but then i was like,
(>'#'< ) i'm hungry.
(>'-'< ) so i ate it."
that's cute!
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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods. Comments in parentheses by I’mDifferent-GetOverIt
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Oh, yes because it is totally possible to use a hairdryer while sleeping)
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Hmm...so you take the bag without paying for it and enter the contest)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Very specific on how to use this)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (So you don't have to defrost it?)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Ooops. A little too late for this one)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (I had absolutey no clue!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Nooo, after heating this, it'll be cold)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Doesn't this save time, though?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Five-year-olds drive machinery?!)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I thought I could take this to stay awake!...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Where can't we use it?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: change airlines)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (So, I can't fly when I dress up like Batman? Dang it, I was looking forward to that)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (OK, I'll just stop it with my feet.)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, that helps a lot, trying to straighten your hair while you're getting it wet.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
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not on my watch!btw, briana, i loved them both!!
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oh for lords sake enuf of that! but, since you started it, look at this:
girl:(working on a project) there arent enough holes for this!
boy:thats what she said
girl:haha, very funny, now come on, we have to finish this
boy:thats what she said!
girl:stop it, this is getting painful
boy:THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!
girl: im making this too easy for you..
boy: enough already, my cheeks are starting to hurt
girl:thats what she said.
ya. that really happened. FML
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Here's another:
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╠╬╬╬╣ Alright...
╠╬╬╬╣ Who Ate My
╚╩╩╩╝Chocolate???
Hey you cant steal the chocolate i already ate.
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-"--"- Moo, I'm a pig.
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-"--"- Dude, you're an owl.
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[O.O] - My mother has lied to me!
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-"--"-
wow those are really cool! how do you know how to do that?
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Percy: Mom I'm leaving
Sally: Okay, do you have riptide?
Percy: Duh
*Percy goes outside and comes face to face with a hydra*
Percy: Crap a monster Good thing I have riptide*Takes a pen out of his pocket and uncaps it nothing happens*
Percy: Crap Wrong Pen
(If you don't know this is based on 'The Percy Jackson and the Olympians' series by Rick Riordan)
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1. Get 24 random boxes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute interval.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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Or are planning to do any of these things
Ha these are awesome ;)THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 random boxes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute interval.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
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Try and read it.
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on!!
Try and read it.Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on!!
The first sentence of that is untrue...
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Here's another:
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|...............| Put this on your
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|............O| ever pushed a
|...............| door that said pull
|...............| or pulled a door that said push.
|...............||...............| Put this on your
|...............| page if you have
|............O| ever pushed a
|...............| door that said pull
|...............| or pulled a door that said push.
hahaha hahaha
hahaha
hahaha
hahaha
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Here's another:
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║██║♫ Paste this on
║██║♫ your page if♫
║(O)║ ♫you love♫
╚══╝♫ music♫
╔══╗♫ ║██║♫ Paste this on
║██║♫ your page if♫
║(O)║ ♫you love♫
╚══╝♫ music♫
Briana wrote: "They won. ^^^^ Poo.Try and read it.
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr t..."
I have seen this before :)
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