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[Elevetha]

We all saw it. You can deny it all you want...

[Ethan]

*glances around again* Come on guys, gimme a break, it was a moment of weakness... Which of course, never happened, right? Right...?

[Elevetha]

Sure. If you say so.

[Snowblue~ Rachel is AWESOME!!! :p]

I guess... I don't even know what we are talking about...

[Roy]

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so... what were we talking about?

[Rowan *call me Red*]

No clue...

[Elevetha]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries."

Anyone know this quote? (movie)

[Rowan *call me Red*]

Nope no clue

[Roy]

oh well... let's talk about food.

[Rowan *call me Red*]

Okay! What do you think about WAFFLES?

[Roy]

Waffles look like they are made from fly swatters.

[Valeria]

Fly swatters were invented with melted crayons.

[Roy]

what were crayons made out of?

[Erica]

Does anyone ever win this?

[Elevetha]

Eh, not very often in this group.

[Valeria]

i invented tacos

[Elevetha]

Really? That's interesting. How old were you?

[Valeria]

I was 1 year old when I invented it. I seemed to be a smart baby.

[Snowblue~ Rachel is AWESOME!!! :p]

Rowan *call me Red* wrote: "Okay! What do you think about WAFFLES?"

Thats so you lol
What about Chicken? Or broccoli? Or Pie? OR PUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?




































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PUCK! OH AND um... PARAMORE and RED and EVANASCENSE and hmmm....... WIFI and FOOD and PUCK! hehe

[Ethan]

Elevetha wrote: ""Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries."

Anyone know this quote? (movie)"

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snowblue~ Rachel is AWESOME!!! :p]

I have no idea what that is...

[Valeria]

what is this even about now? :I

[Snowblue~ Rachel is AWESOME!!! :p]

I have no idea whatsoever

[Briana]

It's not really about anything (if you're talking about this thread). We basically just talk about random stuff.

[Snowblue~ Rachel is AWESOME!!! :p]

yep

[Briana]

It's pretty fun.

[Elevetha]

ETHAN!!!!!!! *the highest of fives* That's what I'm talking about.

[Briana]

What is that movie even about?

[Elevetha]

"King Arthur and his knights embark on a low-budget search for the Grail, encountering many very silly obstacles."

Some Quotes:

"Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know. "

"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who. "

"You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound."

"Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway! "

"1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right? "

"The Witch: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you are dressed as one
The Witch: *They* dressed me up like this!
Crowd: We didn't! We didn't...
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her false nose] Well?
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her!
Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 3: No!
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 1: Yes!
Peasant 2: Yes!
Peasant 1: Yeah a bit.
Peasant 3: A bit!
Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit!
Peasant 2: a bit "

"King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. "

"King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. "

"Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony. "

"We are the Knights who say... NI. "

"King Arthur: Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done.
[the Knights of Ni scream and cover their ears]
Knight 1: Don't say that word!
King Arthur: What word?
Knight 1: I cannot tell! Suffice to say, is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear!
King Arthur: How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is?
[the Knights of Ni scream again]
Knight 1: He said it again!
King Arthur: What,"is"?
Knight 1: No, no, not "is". Wouldn't get very far in life not saying "is". "

"Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm. "

"Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch! "

This movie. I'm always in stitches whenever I watch it.

[Rowan *call me Red*]

Wow that is a lot of quotes...

How long did it take you to type that?

[Briana]

Too many. Sorry, but I didn't even try to read all of them.

[Rowan *call me Red*]

Yeah, it would take a while to read them all.

[Briana]

So how long have you been on this site??

[Valeria]

I have been here two days :3

[Briana]

How are you liking it so far???????

[Rowan *call me Red*]

Since December, and you?

[Valeria]

The site is very interesting :3 I always click a book i've read and like 10 other reccomendations of books i've read appear, it's awesome xD

[Briana]

I've been on here since..... July 2011. I thought I joined last year sometime, but apparently it says I joined July 2011 on my profile page.

[Snowblue~ Rachel is AWESOME!!! :p]

I haven't been on here long. :D Once you start with stuff, you can keep you busy most of the time. Only problem is if I am gone for less than 2 hours, I get 30 notifications. On Facebook I got 7... O.O

[Elevetha]

It didn't take me that long to write them, actually. I looked the movie up on IMDB and looked at memorable quotes.

I have been here since....August 2012.

[Snowblue~ Rachel is AWESOME!!! :p]

And I just got another 30 in less than 30 minutes.

[Erica]

The start of Jan 2013

[Ethan]

Elevetha wrote: ""King Arthur and his knights embark on a low-budget search for the Grail, encountering many very silly obstacles."

Some Quotes:

"Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answe..."

*returns the highest of fives* ELEVETHA!!!! I can currently quote the black knight scene back to front, without messing up. that's my favorite scene in the movie.

MINSTREL: Brave Sir Robin ran away

ROBIN: No!

MINSTREL (singing): Bravely ran away away

ROBIN: I didn't!

MINSTREL (singing): When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled

ROBIN: No!

MINSTREL (singing): Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about

ROBIN: I didn't!

MINSTREL (singing): And gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet

ROBIN: I never did!

MINSTREL (singing): He beat a very brave retreat

ROBIN: Oh, lie!

MINSTREL (singing): Bravest of the brave Sir Robin

ROBIN: I never!

[Elevetha]

HEEheeehehe.

"What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?"

We showed it to my to be brother in law (years ago) and me and my siblings are in stitches on the floor and he's just staring at us...

[Ethan]

WHAT?? you mean to say to me that he didn't like it? WHAT?? WHAT?????

[Elevetha]

I don't know...Some people don't get British humour.. I don't fault him for it but it is strange.

[Ethan]

It's like some people reading skulduggery pleasant and thinking that it's a serious book about fighting evil. THey just don't get the humour... and that's sad to me.

[Snowblue~ Rachel is AWESOME!!! :p]

I am confused. What are we talking about now?

[Elevetha]

(British humour)

It was funnier in the first half of the book...

But I could definitely see people not "getting" it.

Woah, hold the keyboard.

Have you read Alcatraz by Brandon Sanderson, Ethan?

[Snowblue~ Rachel is AWESOME!!! :p]

ALAKAZAM!
*holds keyboard*
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUUUSEEE TONIGHT!
I am sorry laptop
*pets laptop*
I have to hold your keyboard. She told me to.
I WANNA GO HOOOOOOOOOME HOOOOOOOOMMEEEEE!
Oh wait, I am home.
YAY ME! *jumps and claps hands*