Scientists Try to Discover Why Ozzy Isn't Dead/What are the keys to living long lives?

[RandomAnthony]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/a...

They want to take a gander at his DNA!

What do you think are the keys to living a long life? Do you know any really old people? Is Ozzy a mutant?

[RandomAnthony]

Also, I think they should compare Ozzy's dna to Keith Richards.

[Sally, la reina]

Ooooh, RA is doing his own fancy dual thread titles now. AND self-categorization!

[[deleted user]]

I heard that on the radio this morning. All the drugs he took probably killed everything that could kill him.

[Heidi]

Sally wrote: "Ooooh, RA is doing his own fancy dual thread titles now. AND self-categorization!"


!!!!! :)

[RandomAnthony]

I was torn as to what category this should enter...so I added two separate titles...

[Kevin]

maybe the key to long life is watermelon and an onion sandwich everyday

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100630/a...

[[deleted user]]

It could be that Ozzy's just a freak of nature, just like Keef, and he's not meant to die.

I think we should give kudos to Ozzy and Keef for surviving their wild days, and who now seem to be living healthier lifestyles.

[[deleted user]]

RandomAnthony wrote: "Also, I think they should compare Ozzy's dna to Keith Richards."

And:

Lemmy
Slash
Iggy Pop
Nikki Sixx

[Kevin]

and dick clark who may or may not actually be alive

[Sally, la reina]

[Kevin]

OMGosh Miss Grody Toes. what is wrong with you. man i wish i had a boil on my ass to take a pic of

[Sally, la reina]

they're not my grody feet!

[Kevin]

what in the heck are you doing with them then?

[Sally, la reina]

Making them feel welcome.