TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
Twilight: Characters of Shame
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Which character do you hate the most??
i dont know edward is to perfect- which i hate and then either he hasent a personality at all or it just wasnt describedthen bella is to self concious
then jacob just i dont know-
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edward by far!!! the worst character ever made up plus bella.all they talk about is each other and don't care for anyone else. every page is i love edward i love his eyes, lips, skin, breath, body, face..... TALK ABOUT SOME THING DIIFERENT!!!???!?!?!?! bella is so boring! that stupid selfish little piece of crap all she do every day is fall down stairs and whine.
o wow nvr saw it that way still love it tho
Madisen wrote: "edward gets on my nerves. everybody's like 'I LOOOVEEEEE edward'.it is weird
for one, it is a non-fiction make believe charactor!"
OMG I KNOW THE FEELING!!
I read the Twilight series, and I thought they were pretty good. But now I seem to think less and less of them. The movie REALLY ruined the books. Kristen Stewart blinks ALL THE TIME!! And Edward is supposed to be the most beautiful being of all time, and look at him. He's okay, but not like I want him to be. But the man who plays James (Cam Gigandet), he is one FINE looking guy. I mean honestly, he is Hottttt. One of my pet peeves is people who watch the movie but don't read the books, and they go all crazy and buy Twilight shirts with pictures of *shudder* Robert Pattinson looking like a FREAK!!! The Twilight craze is just REDICULOUS!! One of my best friends on the entire planet has read the books about 15 times and has seent the movie at least 30 times. Not Joking. She is even having a Twilight themed b-day party, and she invited me as Rosalie. She's Bella, of course. But I get to be mean to her (Mwahahahahaha!) because Rosalie doesn't like Bella. I think she goes way to overboard with this Twilight stuff, as do all my other friends practically. I mean, Stephenie Meyers did a great job writing those books, and I know she worked really hard on them, but sometimes I wish there wasn't a movie, and that people wouldn't go overboard all the time and make Twilight the topic of discussion every time I see them. I hate that. I want my friends back! =(
*Shoots everyone in Twilight* Happy?
*shudders* ok im not fond with shooting people but i guess they're not people. cause jacobs a werewolf, bella isn't a human, she is a low life loser for who knows how many reasons, and the rest are vamps!!!!! *shudders*Shudders*shudders*shudders*some more shuders*thats the end*
Bella. i hate her..not just because she's stupid ..i hate her because everyone tells me that i look just like her, including my parents and that's not true. hateeeee her. plane pale and boring.
Bella and Edward.Worst charcters of fiction.
So many reasons I hate them.
Ill list them later. Im tired.
if the whole lot of them died that would solve so many problems. no one would be hungry ever and the stupid idiots who join the hate club might jump off a cliff or even better, have a memorial service and they my all accidentally get pushed in the bottemless pit that they dropped the books into. as you can tell, i cant decide which one i hate the most because they all suck!
I HATE BELLA AND EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!
Huzzah! Kill Bedward!--------wait. that name sounds so wrong
I meant, Kill Edla!
Maegan wrote: "if the whole lot of them died that would solve so many problems. no one would be hungry ever and the stupid idiots who join the hate club might jump off a cliff or even better, have a memorial serv..."????? Explain that, I didn't pick up on what you were saying...
Hate club people jumping off a cliff? Ahh?
JACOB RULES!!!! GO TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm in agreement. Go Twilight!
Go straight into a bonfire!
Naw, go twilight! Go right off a cliff, into a lava pit, which would then fall into the belly of a veloceraptor.And no, I DON'T care that dinosaurs are extinct.
*small voice* Was that too harsh? Maybe a lil.
that was wat i was trying to say but i was super tired and i got off a plane so i was in a tired rampage! sorry 4 the confusion.
Not too harsh, Sisi. I, too, would resurrect the Raptors if I thought it would help.My thoughts on the characters.
Bella: Creepy
Edward: Creepy
Jacob: Creepy
I felt dirty after reading.
Oh HAhaa, I thought that your profile pic was of Bill Maher but it's NOT. It's of some other blond guy.
I hate Deadward and his Cherry Blush Lip Gloss. I hate Bella and her dorky klutziness.
she is, and thats the truth. no reason why anyone should think otherwise. the evidense is there and is in plain sight, if anyone cant c that, they must be an idiot
hehehe, your twerd friend has some sence in her!!!
Well that's subtle. ;)Blaaaahhh... I sorta-kinda liked SOME parts of all the books. Like, specific small parts in them. I mean, they're... sorta-decent books, but sometimes, they make me really want to smash my head on a wall or something.
Least favorite character? Hmm... it'd definitely be Jacob. He's pathetic.
Naw, definitely DeadWard. Oh Bella, it's so attractive that you're a clumsy idiot! Here, let me do all the work while you go cry in a corner. GROWLARGH, no, you may NOT have friends! I don't care that it's normal, you shall be isolated with me forever! Bwaahaaahaa!
Seriously!! He's like, I don't trust you with werewolves. They can hurt you. Here's a cellphone.
But I also hate Bella. As I mentioned before, she is a whiny, self-pitying, clumsy, idiotic, braggart that smells good and falls down often. And she makes up stupid names!! Renesmee? WTH?!! SM is such a bad writer. "Glower" and "Murmur" are like most of the words in the books!! And if I took out the parts about Bella being insecure, and the description of Edward, there would be, like, 50 pages left. Seriously.
Who could forget the FRICKIN FORTY THOUSAND mutters and mumbles?
Okay, my DOG is 'badder' than Edward. Seriously? He SPARKLES. What self-respecting male would willingly let themselves SPARKLE?!Well, okay, maybe some guys might, but they can speak for themselves. Anyway, I'm actually liking Jacob more and Edward less at this point. Because really, in Edward vs. Jacob, it's...
"Oh, Bella, I smell pretty like a flower field and sparkle like a fairy and of course I look like a god like you always say but oh no you can't have any social life outside of ME and MY family even though you need healthy relationships in your life but I don't care because all I want is to DRINK YOUR BLOOOOOD oops sorry I mean BE WITH YOU FOREVER... even though I want to DRINK YOUR BLOOOOOD every second I'm with you!!"
Versus...
"Oh Bella you should stay with ME forever because one- I DON'T sparkle, two- I DON'T want to drink your blood, and THREE- I'll actually let you have a LIFE! So ditch the bloodsucker and come stay with me!"
I'm rooting for Jacob.
Jacob is awesome. If he had a jetpack, now...He would be even better. ^^GO JETPACKS!
I acutally LIKE jacob, but the renesmee thing kinda turned me off.
i think that edward is shiny dork who still goes to highschool(!!!) ,and thats why he gets the always wanted first place on my list.second,the silver one,gets unexplainably annoying bella,who represents the most patethic human ever walked on this planet.so lame!
......... I heard mention of jetpacks.P.S. my least favourite character is Sam. Honestly, he's horrible. And Alice.
Jetpacks? Did someone say jetpacks? WHERE?!
I DON'T KNOW! BUT I WANT THEM!!! ....do you think they have werewolves attached to them?? I WANT A WEREWOLF NAMED MURPHY!!!!1! *ahem* Sorry. I've been re-reading the 'New Moon' posts......
•:*:•sтερн•:*:• wrote: "Demon wrote: "Ha! So is a showdown between a werewolf and a vampire.. Sweet.."No, no, no, no...
A show down between a fairy and a "werewolf/shape shifter" thing. (?????????)"
Comparing Edward to a fairy? Shame on you! HE.IS.NO.FAIRY! Have you ever read the Artemis Fowl series? (It's about badass fairies) If not, just know this: fairies all over the otherworld ate hating you right now for comparing them to a gay/psicho/stalker/vampire/thing.
I'd hate you too, if I didnt knew that your unfortunate comment was only made due to being blindsighted by said gay/psicho/stalker/vampire/thing's sparkliness.
Apologize to fairies right now, or they will hunt you down until SM is a good writer!
(Which will be...never?)
Ah fairies, the child-stealing maiden rapists of the dark ages...As far as my most hated character in Twilight goes, it's Stephenie Meyer.
C'mon, you know it's true...
Edward dies, and Bella gets depressed, then goes on a killing spree and kills everyone but Alice and Jacob (she even kills Renesmee, which is about the worst name ever). Then Alice and Jacob fight the evil vampires and die slow and painful deaths. Then the bad vampires win, yipee!!!!