Game: Your wish is granted... but...

[Lekshmy]

Granted but you can never go out of that house and place.

I wish we get 3 days off from work still get the same pay :)

[Stephanie]

Granted but you have the flu.

I still wish I lived in Scotland, but that I have great internet service,enough money and can get everything delivered to the house that I am stuck in. :)

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you can only order from servers that deal with farm equipment.

I wish I could narrow down what I want to study in grad school.

[Stephanie]

funny!!!!

Granted but now you can only take one class a year until finished.

I wish that I was 30 again,with all the experience that I have now and the knowledge to do things a little differently

[[deleted user]]

Not a bad thing taking one class at a time... ;)

Granted but you make worse decisions than before...

I wish I could burn thousands of calories while typing away at the computer.

[Stephanie]

Granted, but that is exactly what happens, every time that you use the computer, every key, every stroke burns thousands upon thousands of cals, until you can't afford to loose any more..........

I wish that I had the senses of a cat

[Beth]

Granted, but you lick yourself more than is usual for a cat and end up coughing up an insane number of fur balls every day.

I wish that I was able to swing dance.

[Stephanie]

Granted, but it has now become illegal to swing dance.

I wish I had more money than I could ever poss spend

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but money is no longer used to purchase items.

I wish I could fly like a bird.

[Stephanie]

Granted by you can no longer talk


I wish my jeep was a 2012 jeep

[[deleted user]]

Granted but it breaks down as soon as you pull it out of the lot.

I wish I had an iPad to replace my laptop.

[Stephanie]

Granted but it receives no service


I wish that could catch up on my sleep
(without loosing my job- ha ha)

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you miss out on all the fun things you want to do on the weekend.

I wish my TiVo would have recorded episode 2 of Game of Thrones.

[Stephanie]

Granted but there is no picture

I wish that I read faster

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you're so busy sleeping that you don't have time to read. ;)

I wish I had more dexterity to play video games.

[Stephanie]

Funny!!! : )

Granted but you can't see

I wish that had a better memory

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you can't think of anything else with so much filled brain space.

I wish the weather in Florida would cool down a bit.

[Stephanie]

Granted, hope you enjoy your 6 feet of snow :)

I wish that I could talk with animals

[Beth]

Granted, but you can only talk with animals. Humans cease to understand you.

I wish I was on a tropical island.

[Stephanie]

Hmm, not sure that is all bad :)

Granted but it is only 24 feet round

I wish that I could see in the dark like a cat
(I know they just use available light better)

[[deleted user]]

Beth wrote: "Granted, but you lick yourself more than is usual for a cat and end up coughing up an insane number of fur balls every day.

I wish that I was able to swing dance."

LOL!

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you can no longer enjoy sunny days outside.

I wish my arms were longer so I could scratch my back better.

[Beth]

Granted, but your arms are so long that your knuckles tend to drag on the ground, thus attracting the attention of many ape like species.

I wish I had the ability to teleport myself anywhere in the world

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you're not teleported anywhere in this world and you meet nasty creatures that love to eat humans as appetizers.

I wish I could tan as well as I did when I was 20.

[Stephanie]

Granted but there is nothing but clowdy sunless days (oh wait that is us up here in Maine for the last two weeks!)

I wish I could swim like a fish

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you can't breathe like a fish.

I wish I was limber and never had tight muscles.

(It's been cloudy in Florida, too)

[Stephanie]

Granted but you have no bones

I wish that I could sleep in later than 4:45 a.m (and still have my job)

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you sleep in by only 1 minute.

I wish I had a new camera that had better speed.

[Stephanie]

Granted, but it has no lense

I wish that I could eat what ever I want and not gain an ounce more

[Beth]

Granted, but food no longer tastes good.

I wish I had a robot who cleaned house.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but it breaks things in the process of cleaning.

I wish I had a personal massage therapist to follow me around and rub my neck.

[Stephanie]

Granted but he smells REALLY really bad!

I wish I could figure out how to fully use my new smart phone, that evidently is smarter than me-ha ha!

[[deleted user]]

Ewww!!!!!

Granted, but it takes you three years and you need a new phone by then... (I love my iPhone, so much fun!)

I wish I could decide what to have for dinner.

[Stephanie]

Granted- but it isn't available in your area

I wish Guinness was calorie free

[Beth]

Granted, but everything else you eat and drink now has double the calories.

I wish that it wasn't so humid today.

[Stephanie]

Granted but it is so dry, that everything turns to dust, ooh your poor skin

I wish that I had a clawed foot tub

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you can't enjoy the tub since it can't hold water.

I wish cockroaches didn't ever have wings!

[Lisa]

Granted but then they are the size of Shetland ponies.

I wish that I could sew

[[deleted user]]

AAHHHHHHH!!!!

Granted but you only have thumbs.

I wish my husband and I weren't allergic to our cat so she could freely run around the house and eat flying bugs. ( I was warned of this when I moved to Fl., but they're still so icky!)

[Beth]

Granted, but your cat is now allergic to you.

I wish that the lawn would mow itself.

(Flying bugs? Ick. *shudders*)

[Silika]

@ Beth
Granted....the lawn mows itself but scatters itself in your living room...
I wish i could bake the perfect cake..

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but all of your family, coworkers, and friends don't like cake, so you'll never know if its perfect...

I wish I could cook chicken perfectly.

[Silika]

@ jennifer
Granted but suddenly all chicks/hens/fowls go extinct from the world n u dont get them anymore 2 cook

I wish i had a fabulous sense of humor

[Lisa]

Granted but then laughter becomes outlawed and you become an enemy of the state.

I wish that bathroom cleaners really got rid of soap scum.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but mold grows in place of soap scum which bathroom cleaners can no longer fight.

I wish there was a self cleaning button for bathrooms.

[Stephanie]

Granted, but now it is stuck and thinks of you as something it needs to clean and remove from the bathroom, making it impossible for you to go in.

I wish that food shopping didn't seem to be costing more and more and more each week for the same items!

[[deleted user]]

Granted, food items no longer cost more, but their supply is so highly demanded that you can never find them on the shelves.

I wish I could grocery shop from home.

[Stephanie]

Granted, but the delivery drivers can't find your home.

I wish that I was married to a butcher and always had great, fresh meat

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but the butcher is Andrew Zimmern and he always picks the oddest meats that you can't bear to eat.

I wish I didn't have to take more vitamin supplements as I'm aging.

[Stephanie]

yucky!! :)

Granted, but things don't age well, they sag, become brittle, yellow and you grow hair in really odd places.

I wish that I have already lost the last 13 pounds that are left, that I want to loose.