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Game: Your wish is granted... but...
Granted, but it would be covered in oil (unfortunately this could be so true).I wish I didn't have so much ironing to do today.
granted but you don't have any clothes or linens.I wish my twins wouldn't argue so much
gratned. instead they argue with you.I wish that my boyfriend finally comes home tomorrow.
Granted, but he is in a horrible mood (you seem nice,so I'm sure this wouldn't happen).I wish I knew more people here.
Granted, but you knew really TMI stuff about them.I wish I could decide what to read next.
Granted, but then all books are bannedI wish politicians would truly work for the good of their constituents.
Granted, but it doesn't change anything.I wish I could write a mega best seller.
Granted. but then everyone loses the ability to read.I wish my oldest daughter would find someone and live happily ever after.
Well, all I can say to that is that I hope it's granted.I wish I didn't have to mow the grass.
Granted, but that's because you live in far north Alaska where there IS no grass. :)I wish I could run a marathon.
granted, but then you'll collapse and have to spend the next week in the hospitalI wish I could meet my favorite authors
Granted, but they collectively form a pact to retire from writing.I wish my refrigerator were fixed.
Granted, but then your stove doesn't work.I wish I could have gone to Italy with my friend.
Granted, but your friend meets Antoine, who whisks her away to his vineyard.I wish I could sing.
Granted, but you lose the ability to talk and have to sing everything you say.I wish I could have gone to my friend's wedding.
Granted, but you have to go to the weddings of every single woman you know - and be a bridesmaid:)I wish I could tame my curly hair.
Granted. But it gets damaged from all the chemical treatments used to tame it. I wish my hair would curl.
Granted, but it also turns green.I wish my hair wasn't turning gray.
Granted, but you have to relive all the years when you had your original color (aaargh)I wish I could read minds.
Granted. But you are unable to filter people's thoughts, so you see the dark, ugly sides of everybody.I wish that I could fly!
Funny, Regine, I almost said that myself:)Granted, but you can never land.
I wish I knew how to dance (I'm talking Tango and Salsa)
Granted, but then you forget how to walk normally and have to dance everywhere.I wish my pets could talk to me.
granted but they only tell you negative things instead of positive.i wish i could have a tail.
Granted, but people are always stepping on it.I wish I could grow vegetables.
Granted, but the ones you are able to grow are the ones you don't like.I wish my cat could clean his own litter box.
granted, but he gets tired of cleaning his litter box and chooses to do his business on your carpet instead.I wish that I still had a cat :(
Granted, but it chew up all your designer shoes.I wish I didn't have to go to class.
granted, but then you are stuck with all those questions (or all those people over at your house instead of at class)!I wish the Recycling People had stopped by today.
Granted, they took away your glass, papers, and plastic, but they decided your car needed recycling too.I wish this horrible humidity would go away.
Granted but then it would be winter and you would get the worst snow in 50 years and it would cover your car so you couldn't even see it.I wish that everything I like to eat wasn't fattening.
Denise, I couldn't agree more, but.....Granted but all food then tastes like wallpaper paste.
I wish all the children going back to school try their very best.
Granted but then we would have little Stepford children and that would make for a very boring world.I wish that I could see auras.
granted but the stronger the emotion the hotter the aura feels. Pissed off people give you a sunburn and there are a lot of pissed off people in this world.I wish I was thin and built like Jennifer Aniston...
Granted but now you are ugly as a mud fence.I wish that I could speak a foreign language (I only speak English).
Granted. But the language you would speak would be Spanish, and then Border Patrol would toss you back to Mexico no-questions-asked. I wish for a fat-free version of the Pioneer Woman's recipe for Raspberry Cream Pie that still included all the sugar and heavy cream. And the Oreos. :)
Granted, but now you are allergic to raspberries.I wish that when I go to my new gym tomorrow, I will fall in love with the place and never have to force myself to exercise.
Granted, but exercise becomes the most important thing in your life.I wish I didn't have frizzy hair.
Granted but now you are bald.I wish that I would have gone to school to be a librarian.
Granted, but Kindles replace books.I wish men and women could be friends after they break up.
Granted, but every last one of the men turned gay.I wish I were super tall like a super model.
Granted, but all the doorways shrink.I wish that my Christmas lights would put themselves on the house.
Granted, but there was a mistake and the purple and orange Halloween lights were put up instead.I wish my husband would not leave his dirty socks and drawers on the floor just in front of the laundry basket.
granted,but,your washing machine would broke and the dirty laundry will pile up I wish to find a good job
granted, but you have to relocate to another part of the country. I wish I could go back to school.
Granted, but you have to serve hash in the cafeteria.
I wish I could speed read.
I wish I could speed read.
Granted but you run out of booksI wish I could retire today
Granted but you go on a retirement getaway that eats up your pension and forces you to get another job. I wish that I knew what career path I wanted to take.
Granted but you get hurt on the job and can't work that career ever again.
I wish I could sell my house.
I wish I could sell my house.
Granted, but you need to move out this very moment, right NOW. I wish That I had enough money to move to Scotland and purchase a little house in a quiet area.
I wish I could have a shrimp po-boy now