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MrsJoseph *grouchy*, *good karma*
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Jan 29, 2011 07:06AM

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Lol...a discussion between retailers. Aloha runs a sex boutique while I'm an arms dealer. Apparently we're both pervs at heart lol
Sir Sparhawk's Savagely Sharp Sword "Stratacrusher", Simply Swept Sideways, Sends Subterraneous Seismic Shocks, Swiftly Sundering Sediment, Slaying Several Savages Simultaneously.

Yolandas' Yodeling Megaphone belts out a merry tune when you reach the top of your arduous mountain hike. Completely able to yodel whatever tune may strike your fancy, it can sing in various tones and pitches. However, appreciation from your fellow mountain climbers is not guaranteed. Nor are their actions once you decide to use the Yodeling Megaphone
Ha, I'd forgotten about this thread! Thanks, Pauline ;)
Elodin's Elemental Estoc easily executes enemies. Elodin's estoc emits electrical elementals entering enemy entrails, eviscerating entities entirely. Ergo, evil ends explosively.
...hands Denae two Aleve
Elodin's Elemental Estoc easily executes enemies. Elodin's estoc emits electrical elementals entering enemy entrails, eviscerating entities entirely. Ergo, evil ends explosively.
...hands Denae two Aleve