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Week 47-(June 23-June 30 ) Poems----Topic: Most Funniest Wins! DONE!!
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Jun 23, 2010 06:46AM
hmm, humor is not my strong point. This'll be interesting...
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Not sure you guys will like it, but please enjoy.Randomness
Some days,
I see rabbits,
some days I see toads,
Not one of my strange habits.
I put on,
my left shoe,
then my right,
I aim for the loo,
and then I have flight.
If you notice similes,
then this should do the trick,
balloons are like druggies,
the higher they go,
the harder it is to prick.
Knife in one hand,
chocolate in its brother.
This is what is known,
as a dangerous lover.
If you have yet to chuckle,
I am most sorry,
but if laughter has made you buckle,
I will sing..... do re me.
This is getting pointless,
yes. It never wasn't,
I now need to cool off,
does anybody have a mint?
Lol. I only have one qualm. Did you mean to say "they go" twice?
Oooops! I didn't! Thanks for catching that.
Walking Down The StreetI walk down the street,
there's no one special to meet.
But I keep walking.
My legs get tired,
So I sit down at a bench.
It wobbles and twists.
I squirm on the bench,
to make a very odd song.
Soon it was rubbish.
As I stand up strait,
I find my bottom found gum,
that's hard to get off!
Did you mean squirm instead of "sqworm"?
Oh my Blah Blah BlahBy: Kimathy
"Oh my life sucks"
"Oh my boyfriend hates me"
"Oh my makeup is running"
The chorus of words i hear
As i pass the theater
This afternoon
Is gross
Me and my friend
We stifle our laughs
And notice their grade
It's 6th
something i randomly came up with :P ^^
WOW! Both of you guys have funny stuff!
Alright so this one is more like fun, innocent, irony. Not so much the laugh out loud kind of humor, but I think you guys will smile anyhow.Accents
They say I have an accent
That I didn't know I had.
They recognize it most often
When I say a word like 'bad'.
They say I have an accent,
But I really don't think so.
I tell them it must be from
Northwest Ohio.
I am not so sure
That it is really true
Because I lived in Wisconsin
A full eight years through.
My mom grew up in Michigan,
My dad was from New York.
Both of them lived many places
Due to school, family, and work.
I went to university
In no other than Indiana.
And after a year of that
I moved to Pennsylvania.
In every place I've gone
They say I talk a little queer.
But I think they're the ones
Who speak funny here!
Not sure how funny it is (probably isn't) but I need to write something right now because I'm frustrated. Enjoy! And you're right, Kristen, made me smile. Good job.Title: Incompetence
Oh, the incompetence of some.
Oh, the sorrow they cause.
Oh, the furry they create.
Oh, the poems they make you write.
Oh, the time they make you waste.
Oh, the incompetence of some.
That was a very good idea, Kristen! And oh, Alex...
Ok, here come my ever so missed reviews. I really should get like a suave suit and a moustache when I write these things, I feel so professional...In the mean time...
THOMAS: OMG, that was so random, yet I think I understood it. It made perfect sense to me. Then again, I understood the hidden undermeaning of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy too...
ANIME LOVER: ahaha that was cute! Loved it! I'd work on flow though, it felt choppy in a number of places, but great work!!!
KIMATHY: awww that was cute too! And too true. It scares me a little bit... the idea, not your poem. XD
KRISTEN: that was amazing! It flowed a little funny for a poem, but I can totally see that being a picture book! Work on that! XD
STEPHANIE: umm... it didn't really make me laugh, but it's a great poem. It reverberates with bottled up frustration... it was great! Just, wrong feeling. :P Great poem!
and last but not least...
AL: ROTFLMAOTFOTCAHMKOTGMMSACMABIDWTSMBTPWSFFOMG!!!!!
*ahem* I mean rolling on the floor laugh my ass off then falling off the chair and hitting my knee off the ground making me swear and curse my arthritis, but I don't want to shoot myself because that poem was so freaking funny, oh my God. That was effing amazing. lmao.
So that's my reviews... we'll see if I write something... I'm usually too serious...
lmao... I read one once that involved someone's cat, a yellow bulldozer and darth vader killing yoda's mother.THAT made my day.
Not gonna ask Al. *hugs*Now I have to come up with something funny...
I had a plot bunny earlier today, and I was going to turn it into a novel to work on between Dream Catcher, but it might become my poem.
Commit to maybe three?I'm barely considering two.
Hmmm.... my day hasn't been made.
I'm sorry Thomas!!! Please forgive me!!! *cries at his feet*
my day wasn't ruined, it just wasn't made. Don't worry.
thanks for the critiques everyone! I always enjoy hearing people's opinions.Al, I'm pretty sure I've read that haiku before, but it still made me laugh. Nice job.
Amanda wrote: "Ok, here come my ever so missed reviews. I really should get like a suave suit and a moustache when I write these things, I feel so professional...In the mean time...
THOMAS: OMG, that was s..."
wait, did you say HG2G? WHERE?! I haven't read those books/watched that movie in so long; I miss Douglas Adams so. But seeing as I clearly must have forgotten something from this wonderful series, can you explain the HG2G reference you were talking about, because I don't see it.
Your welcome Kristen.Now for me to think of one... errr...
WeirdWhat is weird to you
could also be weird to few
but others find it fun to,
try to smell a dog's poo.
ahaha that was great Maggie.Flow was a little off but that was funny.
I'm not a great poet and i noticed that too. i just decided to keep it and thanks!
Yes it sounds way better than my stinky original
@ Mic: OMG!!! HG2G! Heck yes! You don't understand my referance because you understand the books. Most people don't understand them. They think they're completely random. I think they BEAUTIFUL!!!.And, I came up with something. Naturally...
The Labours of a Super Villain
You like to call it justice,
When you thwart our evil schemes,
But in truth you just destroy us,
And snuff out our hopes and dreams.
For did you ever think,
That we are just the same as you?
We both just want to change the world,
I just want to rule it too.
And don’t you know I hate it,
When you call me ‘twisted geek’?
Then see the look upon you face,
When I turn and call you weak?
Do you think I like this lab coat,
And these goggles on my head?
I wish I had your powers,
And your shining cape instead.
But all I have is science,
And a crush upon your man,
And maybe he would love me,
If he knew my evil plan.
And so I have to kill you,
The hero that I’ve faced,
You are a menace to society,
Since you fell in toxic waste.
It is my duty to destroy the world,
The world you have corrupted,
You will listen to my evil scheme,
I will not be interrupted.
My name is Doctor Evil,
And your fear just turns me on.
I am a Super Villain,
Who will not rest ‘til I have won.
You will cower before me!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
FIN.
O..... M...... G......That was a little creepy.....
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BUT REALLY FUNNY!!!
I love the last two lines. They made me laugh. Good job, Amanda.
Thanks guys!and I felt it wasn't complete without a MWAHAHAHA! at the end.
Thanks AlexisAnd Amanda that was phenomenal!!!!
oh yeah, Amanda mine is in Haiku, and yours was AWESOME :)!!!
Thanks guys. :) Are the polls up yet?Happy Canada Day btw. :)
*plays anthem*
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