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Kaje, I would also like to see photos of your flying dogs (and now, I can't get the song of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz out of my head, damnnit.) If I was ever to have an extra appendage (don't go there, people), I always wanted wings. I used to have a lot of flying dreams. Unfortunately, unless one lives in a warm climate and can wear sleeveless blouses, they really ruin the line of a jacket or coat.
Nicole, I think Calathea will beat me hands down :(
but my weapons of choice are a Katano sword (when using Nunchaku, I have an embarrassing tendency to hit myself accidentally. It works well if the attacker falls down laughing, but not so much otherwise), a Dixon Ticonderoga pencil for unexpected editing and proofing demands, and I always carry those Werther's hard caramels in case of sugar-related emergencies. Oh, I am also experienced in confuddling those annoying telemarketers who call you at the precise point you are in the flow of your writing or equally importantly, when you are napping.
I am not a good duster. I do not bake. I do believe in respecting the cocktail hour.
Back to your questions. I believe that a commitment to suicide missions sadly would do you out of a henchman, just when we would be developing a good rapport, so I must respectfully decline that.
I am fine with spandex, though I prefer a something that breathes a little better. I tend to dry out in the wintertime.
I am very good at keeping secrets, especially now that I'm at an age when I'm losing my short-term memory.
Ah, I have a rather effective evil-eye. It does need time to reset, so I must insist that it is used sparingly, only when the situation really calls for it.

There's an amazing small coffee place across town from me that has the greatest roast (they do it themselves) and to treat myself if I'm going to doctors in that part of town is to stop in and get a cup of their remarkable decaf. I know you'll all mock me about decaf, but you don't know how good this stuff is. Otherwise, I am all about the tea.

Well, well, well.... Before I hand over my cookie, I'd like to know a little about your henching skills. Do either of you have a weapon of choice? How do you feel about suicide missions? Are either of you allergic to spandex? "
You're hard to bargain with, must be a mighty good cookie. ;-)
I consider my red ink pen my deadliest weapon. Many do shiver with fear, there might also be a little begging involved... Suicide missions? Part of my job description. Allergic to spandex? WT... um, say again?! :-))


Didn't see your post before I started to write mine... I thought we'd work as a team? Combine powers etc. pp.?
Although, now that I see all you're awesome skills I think I'll have to add some of my own to be taken in consideration. ;-)
Hm, maybe some of those hair splitting skills have survived from my earlier profession. You know, you can drive people crazy by questioning, rephrasing, pointing out and reasoning. Can be complementary to mc's "make them fall laughing to the foor" tactics.
I don't carry sweets (re: Werther's). You have to draw the line somewhere... but I can plan ahead where to stash them so that there are always some easy to reach.

So, what kind of cookies do you like, partner?

Wonderful idea, I'm in!
So, what kind of cookies do you like, partner?
Anything of the chocolate variety goes for me, no nuts, almonds negotiable.

I still think we can (and should) also do minion work on the side. I think only henching is going to be hell on the joints.

Heck, Kyle, I can barely get them to wear their jingle-bell antlers at Christmastime. Guess I'm screwed in the minions department. :(

Could be a nice change of scenery once in a while. One can't be to careful regarding the joints. I hope henching for Nicole isn't that kind of work...
For now, I'm off to bed to be fit in the morning for henching and minioning. :-)

Oh, that's cool. I like that! Very original.

Amazon seems to have some for the Kindle. I didn't look further.

Coffee is my favorite thing on the planet. If I go to a Survivor island, my one allowed item is a bag of Starbucks House blend. (Doesn't taste the same when they make it.)
On a READING NOTE: Just read The Gentleman and the Rogue by Bonnie Dee and Summer Devon. I thought it was good! Was surprised; never heard of them, but they did a terrific job. I knew the characters personally and early; also found both attractive and simpathetic. These 2 writers include the kind of truthful detail that some authors of romance seem to fear will make their characters less sexy or strong or something or that outspoken narrative will mar the romance between the MC's. As though people who fall in love also instantly know all about each other. Maybe some writers just don't think that far into things. --I just remembered I'm talking to several writers and that you might think I'm alluding to any of you. As far as I know, I've still only read Josh, and he has that gift, too, of bringing the day-to-day detail of thought that often is instant and negative and generally born of one's own insecurities. Trust takes time. These two ladies took their time and trusted the reader to be patient. I like that.
Further READING NOTE: I mentioned before in this group a writer, M. Kei, of seafaring M/M novels. They were fun adventure and romance. I'm very excited because the fourth book is out. Somebody try some of this, yeah?


I had a hard time with it in places too. I went all the way through it, but some things like the violence in the bathroom at the beginning seemed unnecessarily piled on top of more than enough drama. (And coming right back past the director's house -what was that for?) I liked the narrator's voice, but he does sound older. I felt like I had to give the author some benefit of the doubt since he claims it was based on his non-fiction research article on hidden runaways. Just to warn you, I hated parts of the ending.

Anyway, I went to Mournian's website/blog in search of his credentials and maybe some background material for this novel. What I found was a rambling diatribe, which hardly inspired confidence in the author. BUT, he'd also posted a video, difficult to discount, about "extreme" reparative therapy and the ineffectuality of safehouses.
That's what encouraged me to press on with the novel. It's still going to be difficult, though, to deal with Mournian's treatment of the subject and his writing style. So far, both have been off-putting.

Anyway, I went to Mournian's website/blog in search of his credentials and maybe some background material for ..."
In some ways, I thought the confusion/rambling of the narrator was interesting and appropriate to his state after escaping (a mix of drugs and PTSD etc.) It didn't make it easier to read, though.

Oh, that's cool. I like that! Very original."
It was his own idea; he wants to be a silk moth (luckily just very grey). But he has some very specific ideas about certain aspects of the costume which are giving me fits b/c I just don't have the skills. I think I can manage wings (I'm going with plain grey cotton, and making them big enough to be sort of cape-like, attached at neck and wrist) but he wants black feather antennae, which is a bit more of a challenge.
Lou wrote: "Has anyone here read George MacDonald Fraser's Flashman books? They are an absolute riot. They are historicals written from the POV of a coward and a cad, and give hilariously upside-down view of b..."
I adore Fraser. Everything. The non-fiction memoirs, Flashie, all everything else. That man was a genius.
I adore Fraser. Everything. The non-fiction memoirs, Flashie, all everything else. That man was a genius.
Lou wrote: "Btw, coffee vs tea. I dislike Starbuck, however. Their coffee is bitter from being over-roasted.
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The coffee is burned. Starbucks fascinates me in their brilliant, blinding success at convincing the public to love -- LOVE -- crap coffee. If that isn't successful marketing, I don't know what the heck is.
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The coffee is burned. Starbucks fascinates me in their brilliant, blinding success at convincing the public to love -- LOVE -- crap coffee. If that isn't successful marketing, I don't know what the heck is.
K.Z. wrote: "Too bad they can only jump off the ground. And nothing makes them fearsome except their gas.
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That'll do it.
Let's not forget the Geneva Convention.
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That'll do it.
Let's not forget the Geneva Convention.
Liade wrote: "Of course there's also the concept of henchwomen. Who definitely need frequent updates, otherwise they may just combust, spontaneously or otherwise.
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What does it mean that I need a helper to remind me that I have helpers????
:-D
HEEEEEEELP
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What does it mean that I need a helper to remind me that I have helpers????
:-D
HEEEEEEELP
Kaje wrote: "mc wrote: "Back to reading: are the Flashman books in eformat anywhere?"
Amazon seems to have some for the Kindle. I didn't look further."
Oh maybe they do have a few now? They didn't when I was trying to buy them for my dad (another GFM fan).
Amazon seems to have some for the Kindle. I didn't look further."
Oh maybe they do have a few now? They didn't when I was trying to buy them for my dad (another GFM fan).
K.Z. wrote: "I don't know what to make of it, Kaje. (Yes, ack, those scenes you mentioned -- WTF?)
Anyway, I went to Mournian's website/blog in search of his credentials and maybe some background material for ..."
Screaming into the void. And three comments at the bottom, one of which is spam.
Writing is such a weird gig.
Anyway, I went to Mournian's website/blog in search of his credentials and maybe some background material for ..."
Screaming into the void. And three comments at the bottom, one of which is spam.
Writing is such a weird gig.
Emanuela ~plastic duck~ wrote: "Starbucks is everywhere but in Italy. I guess they know they can't measure against an espresso :-)"
That's for sure.
That's for sure.

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Maybe buy a set of deely-bobbers, cut off the end bits and tie on feathers from the craft store with fine thread. Even places like Michaels have colored feathers with black ones in the mix, if you can't find just black.
(You can't tell I did all my kids' costumes, eh? One year when my youngest was four she wanted to be "an apple tree with a grape vine climbing it and a hole in the tree for my stuffed elephant to live in, and ok to wear at school for four hours." It was a challenge.) But I always found things they could do to help make them (like cutting out tree leaves from green fabric) and some of the best times were costume design and construction. Buying one just seems like a waste.

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Maybe buy a set of deely-bobbers, cut off the end bits and tie on feathers from the craft store with fine thr..."
The nearest Michaels is, as I said, an hour away -- it turns into a full-day thing, complete with eating out for five, so...I'm gonna talk him into the dark purple ones (I hope, or maybe dark dark blue as it's his favorite color) from WallyWorld. I'm going to make a mask out of a paper plate covered in scraps from the grey wing material, and attach them to that. I can maybe darken them with well-watered-down black paint...I'll play with that a bit this weekend. If it ends up looking pretty decent, I may come back with excited pictures. :D

Yeah, that would make it more complicated. Maybe hair dye? I hope you have fun in the making, which is the most important. My daughter and I dyed the fabric for her "bark" three times before we got it from grey-pink to a proper mottled brown. It was a blast - we'd think it was good and then start rinsing the fabric and watch the pink bits appear. She got the total giggles about being a pink tree (although "not really Mommy, we have to try again")


Nope, very specific directions. ("A volcano erupting with pinetrees getting squished by the lava" or "A see-through pink jellyfish" - no substitutions once the plan was approved. We always managed, since the fun was in trying to reach the goal.) Of course living in a big metro area with craft and hobby stores helped, plus the fact that I save anything crafty-looking. When we did a penguin, I made the eyes out of the clear plastic ovals from the packaging of some chocolate Easter eggs I'd bought one time.




LOL -- I'm glad! We're getting scaryclose to Halloween, though! I need to have it done for Friday, I think. There's supposed to be some sort of fall festival with trick-or-treating at downtown stores, and pumpkin-painting, & other fun stuff.




Wow never heard of this series but this one sounds so good; definitely gonna give it a try


After checking the blurbs...I totally agree with u . It's a series after all :D

"Josh wrote: "Screaming into the void. And three comments at the bottom, one of which is spam."
I felt rather sorry for him. All that upset over not having been invited to sit on a panel at the West Hollywood Book Fair (at least I think that's what prompted the post, because his point got lost pretty quickly). Then all those subrants that made less and less sense!
Good lord. I hope somebody slaps me upside the head if my ego ever spins out of control like that or I hang the sum of my self-esteem on a single book.
Just read Stolen Summer last night
. Other than Cranberry Hush by Ben Monopoli this hands down the best debut novel in this genre I've read all year. Outstanding.


I hope you find it as addictive as I did!

You have no idea how this made me *actually* lol. Despite being ready to beat a child, who is now looking at me in confusion because he WAS getting told off for taking his bad mood out on his little brother. If he knew, his little about-to-be-smacked butt would probably thank you.


It's a very nice series. I've enjoyed meandering my way through it. (Also, it's rare for my reading because I can read it aloud to my mom. I know what you're thinking, but she has alzheimers. The relationship between the leads doesn't get thru', but a very graphic sex scene or really colorful language--I don't know, but I wouldn't take the chance.)
Anyhow, they're sort of like reading a gay Agatha Christie, and I find them charming. The guys are a lovely couple. ***Although, they sort of remind me of Capt. Kirk and Mr. Spock.

Oy. Horrible, horrible writing. I should feel profound sympathy for the 15-year-old narrator, but I hate his little punk-bitch ass.
The damned shame of it is, the subject matter is important. It deserves so much better treatment.
[Breathe in.]
Now . . . let me tell you what I really think. :)

That's made my day! I just had this vision of a rec room in an old people's home where all the oldies are parked in their recliners and hanging on to every word you're reading. lol
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I think it could be condensed to...saving sanity, one writer at a time. :-D"
Of course there's also the concept of henchwomen. Who definitely need frequent updates, otherwise they may just combust, spontaneously or otherwise.
Edited to add: this probably sounds just a little tooo grumpy :).
If nothing else, I'm very happy to see another Shakespeare title in the series!