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Sarah
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Jun 30, 2008 02:17PM
How far back are the HPs, Ames?
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What do you mean? On the list? 7 1/2 pages and I just added them today. But, I don't buy in order...not THAT OCD! :)
Cross my heart, Princess. As soon as I finish Eclipse I'll be waiting for 3 new releases anyway, after Eclipse I'll read them, no detours...K?
I have hundreds of swans. Most of them are ceramic. But when I moved this time I just couldn't do it. I just couldn't unpack the swans and swannify my house again. It's horrifying. My mother keeps giving them to me. She has even given me swan doilies. So I just wrapped them up and put them back in a box. I'm going to sell them at a garage sale or something. But I'm totally even embarrassed to put them out at the garage sale. Who the fuck collects swans for godssake??? Freaks, that's who.What I still have are rocks and shells and things like a dove's wing that I found in my driveway, with the meat parts having been eaten away by ants. And rusty metal things. And sticks. And creepy dolls. And ceramics. I'm a total whore for ceramics.
and maps. and books with references to my name in them. and books with funny things like Betty White teaches you the dances of the 50s, with drawings for the steps (who the fuck can learn dances that way?).
Okay, I kind of collect a lot of random shit.
I have a sharks tooth I found on the beach a few years ago...but that's too cool for this group.
a dove's wing that I found in my driveway, with the meat parts having been eaten away by ants.Vurp
Too close to a chicken, Sarah? *giggles*
LOL... sorry Sarah. at least I don't have a framed color photograph in my kitchen anymore which was of my friend Sandy holding up a newspaper in her hand with a pile of severed rooster heads on it from when we did a chicken massacre at our farm. : )
Charissa, remember Jonathan? Well, so one summer he was up at his Gran's in Michigan and he needed a summer job. Apparently there was some gross thing wrong with all of the chickens in the area, so they had to go kill them all. The would grab 8 at a time (one set of feet between each finger) and throw them in the is truck and gas them. That wasn't even the gross part. He said you had to tarp the truck when you drove away, so the chickens wouldn't fly out. He had to walk across the chickens to tie down the tarp and every time took a step they would make wheezing, cackling noises as the air went out of them. Ewwww!
ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha... Poor Henry. farm livin is funky.
Oh my God. This thread has become my worst nightmare.
quick sarah... go to your happy place!!
No, 116 is the best one, damn...
Yum, that shirt makes his eyes so BLUE! *sigh* Sarah, I'll never make fun of you for HCJ, you know that right? Chickens, yes, but HCJ...never!
I can't wait to see him again. March is too far away.
I wish Russell Crowe and Colin Firth would tour. They could just stand on stage and read the phone book so we could drool over them in public.
He's not even touring in March, Charissa. I'm going to NYC to see him. On Broadway. Again.
And now this thread has become MY worst nightmare.Peace out, all! I absolutely must do some work today. I mean, they ARE paying me, after all...
~Kisses
I hear you, Amanda! I can't get any work done. I suppose I better excuse myself. Stupid work.
224 is a little too "clean cut HCJ" for me, I like the little big of scruff.
Work? Oh, work! Oops, yeah, I'd better get productive, too....
I hear ya. They told me I could leave at 3 rather than 3:30, if I was done. I guess I better move my ass if I want to get home early. Which I need to cause 80+ year old granny is watching the baby from 2pm til I get there! Damn, I forgot to tell sis to make sure she doesn't do any laundry while she's there! She always ruins my clothes!!
Incense burners?Buttons?
Play-Doh Spaghetti Factory attachments?
flower arranging. My older sister collects those too! She has like 100 of them. She is a floral designer and my mom is an antiques dealer, so... ya know... it was inevitable.
Oh shit. I don't dare ask. Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
Ah, the interesting line between "nerdy" and "terrifying"...
Ummm...only "yuck" comes to mind.
First chipmunks, then body parts--it's a slippery slope.
lined with dead animals. who are terribly slippery. especially when they have been frozen.thanks for sharing, John Wayne Gacy, Jr!
Sarah...that is beyond yuck. I just read your review. You have more goth girl in your soul than I do.
I think I should mess with my daughter by putting in my will that I want her to taxidermy me when I am dead and put me in a rocking chair in her window. Ha ha ha ha ha....
Sarah, I love your gothness. Or would that be gothnicity?
Hmmm, I like "gothnicity" myself.
Amelia, I love how your comment is "Ummmm, yuck," and yet your photo says "Ummmm, yum" to me.
A little bit Goth is still good.
A little bit Goth is still good.
I'll always have that little goth girl in my soul. (yes, you bastards...I have a soul!)
I do hate the sun and nearly always wear black...is that enough?
Did anyone see that guy who tried out for American Idol last season that peeled his fingernails and kept them in a plastic baggie?
(Yes, I watch American Idol, every season...and I know it's uncool. I tell myself it's okay because I only vote when they give money to charity, "Idol Gives Back" week.)
(Yes, I watch American Idol, every season...and I know it's uncool. I tell myself it's okay because I only vote when they give money to charity, "Idol Gives Back" week.)
It could only have been worse if it were toe nails!
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