TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
Hate Twilight
message 1751:
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Luna
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Sep 01, 2009 03:14PM
ya I tried to read all the Twilight books and I did, but it was hard! I mean ITS SO STUPID!
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I like twilight and stuff but I dont like Love it. I only read i only read it for my first and last time. I mean it okay but It to long and boring and all that stuff. Especially now in school theres like 1000 people reading that book
My reasons for hating Twilight1, Edward: Vampire that doesn't drink blood. Bella: Human, full of blood, but ultimately only good for drinking said blood and target practice for would-be vampire hunters. Edward falling for Bella is somewhat kin to a Vegan falling in love with a well-done steak.
2, Many lonely middle aged guys like cheerleaders, but they don't stay in school.Having Edward running around a high school makes even the dirty old man in me cringe. How freakin old is he meant to be?
3, Once again with the high school thing: There is one reason why ANY vampire would be in a high school and one reason only: Buffet!
4, Bella dear, how do I put this: I've cut myself on paper that had more dimensions than you.
5, The sparkling thing exists for one reason only, which is to make fangirls swoon. It has no reason and would effectively be counterintuitive for a vampire too have this. If you sparkle, then you're an easy target for people to go "Oh, that's not one of us! Kill it!" The only plausible explanation is that it is a curse from God for them to be the biggest gay joke in the animal kingdom.
the only guys i know that sparkle are gay............. so what does that make Edward? gay guy or really pathetic loser who has no life.
Some reasons i hate twilight are 1. Bella's the bratty little princess who gets everything she wants in the end. 2. She's so creepy like when she was talking about how edward's skin was like marble. So wouldn't that mean she would also make out with a marble statue? 3.sparkly vampires LAME! 4. the writing style is weird and does suit the type of writing i like. 5. I HATE ROMANCES THAT ARE ALL SWEET LIKE THAT. 6. Edward is a creepy pedophile and watches Bella while she sleeps (does anyone else find that somewhat creepy?Geez the main character has to go through trials sometimes to grow up, but Bella never grows up. She doesn't go to college she has a baby that nearly kills her and thinks it's beautiful i mean WTH? I guess people who like this book are okay with teenage girls getting pregnant and not going to college. btw i'm new nice to meet y'all!
nice to meet you too we hope you enjoy hateing twilight
Pixi wrote: "nice to meet you too we hope you enjoy hateing twilight"trust me i'll enjoy more than you ever know
LOL! I donnt get the whole meaning of the story. I mean, does the author encourage teens having children or does she just want more lust than there there already is in this world?
i was excited that someone with a mind was on. im disappointed.
im feeling like leaving this thread >.<
google "burning twilight" then hit videos and watch the funny videos i love them
I used to like vampires. Twilight ruined that. All my friends are Twitards and my mum is trying to get equally ancient friends of hers to read it. Edward is an ancient paedophile who enjoys drooling at sleeping bimbos. Death to the book!
♥Mrs Rachel Archuleta♥ wrote: "*rolls eyes, yet again* twilight is so the best book in the world! and yes Edward is totally hot, and 2 almost ALL of the twilight lovers groups (and theres like more than 10 of those groups) have ..."umm if you like it so much why are you here weirdo?
kiara wrote: "soooooooooooo Laruel does that mean you hate me? cuz i love twilight and im an obess fan but there are some books that i dislike like New Moon when Edward left (I LOVE EDWARD!!!!!! and they don't s..."then leave the group *rolls eyes*
i thought the whole point of vampires was to have fangs, drink blood and hate sunlight but i guess not in SM's opinion...(also its obvious that edward and bella get married, bella is vampire, have a baby (how the heck that happened i don't know) and loads of lovemaking etc etc...)
Aoitanuki wrote: "I used to like vampires. Twilight ruined that. All my friends are Twitards and my mum is trying to get equally ancient friends of hers to read it. Edward is an ancient paedophile who enjoys droolin..."When I was at comic-con there were these three girls- a mom a teen and a little 8 or 9 year old- ALL wearing Twilight shirts DX
you can ruin the movie, but dont ruin our screens :)
Oh God, that writer is the problem. We need to add a new topic for Twilight haters: The Epic Stupidity of One Who Thinks They Can Write. There are so many things WRONG with the series, and even every signle comment in every single Twilight Hating blog can't cover them all. Here is one problem with the writer, there is one line that I think is in New Moon, it is 'queer but curious' They mean the same thing you stupid donkey! They also give the books big text to make them seem thicker, and if a woman can't write a good amount about vegetarian vampires, I really would like to slap her across the face.*Sigh* I would love it if she stepped into a wrestling ring, I would step in, and I would break both of her arms so bad she will never again be able to lift a pencil! The world shall then be saved from idiots who think they are smart.
oooooohhhhhhhh PRETTY!!!!! joking! i realy liked that rose!
Thank you, thank you. I'm so glad my epic hatred excited my fellow haters! As I said before, there are many things wrong with Twilight, and before you go out and publish a book, you should acctually read it, especially if you don't want HATERS. Seriously, I JUST CAN'T STAND HER!!!!!!
Yay!! You said the author! I have a strict HATRED for that idiot. Oh... she would never, ever want to meet me.....
EVERNIGHT!!!According to a friend who works at my local bookstore - she said "this is Twilight done right" so I put it at the top of my TBR pile :)
I heard about that book. What is it about anyway? The cover looked so Twilight-y, but it seemed more sophisticated. And less cliched.
Pixi wrote: "EVERNIGHT!!!According to a friend who works at my local bookstore - she said "this is Twilight done right" so I put it at the top of my TBR pile :) "
Hmm, I haven't heard of that...
A vampire series that I read that is actually VERY GOOD: Cirque du Freak! Goshdangit it's so amazing... but it's kinda sorta slightly consuming my brain right now!
Jk. But seriously, it IS really good.
So, are you going to start a New Moon haters? The werewolf in the movie blurb looks like an ewok!
A. R. wrote: "So, are you going to start a New Moon haters? The werewolf in the movie blurb looks like an ewok! "HHEHEE!!! That is so right! He doesn't turn into a werewolf, he turns into a large mass of fur. We should do a New Moon discussion group or something. I heard that on the day before it came out, girls ditched school (and some of these girls are middleschoolers, maybe some fifth graders) to go wait in line.
A. R. wrote: "So, are you going to start a New Moon haters? The werewolf in the movie blurb looks like an ewok! "
They changed it before the movie actually came out.
but in the first trailer he did look like an ewok
Ya this thing has started something ridiculous
They changed it before the movie actually came out.
but in the first trailer he did look like an ewok
Ya this thing has started something ridiculous
Well that's awful. Just something about people changing movies just before they came out bothers me.
I went to the movie
It was really really good
I know I know you guys don't like the series but New Moon was great
How can you resist this
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It was really really good
I know I know you guys don't like the series but New Moon was great
How can you resist this
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In all fairness I have a few friends who like the book. Fortunately they are the good kind of Twilight fans in that they can take a joke or handle the fact that someone doesn't like the book. Personally, the fans who obsess are just as bad as the horrid lack of skill I have seen in the writing, mind you I never got past the excerpt on the back of the book.
I've read the first page or so to Twilight, hardly touched the other books, except New Moon. Threw it at a wall. XD
i agree ambizzle, new moon movie is better than twilight
I melts me if I were to look at a picture of Robert Pattison like that I'd vomit he's hairy.
But Taylor is delicious.
I have no patience with people who don't like it if they've never read it because I used to be one. Don't knock it til you try it
But Taylor is delicious.
I have no patience with people who don't like it if they've never read it because I used to be one. Don't knock it til you try it
Ambizzle wrote: "I melts me if I were to look at a picture of Robert Pattison like that I'd vomit he's hairy. Lol, you're so funny. I agree with you completly. I've never gotten around to reading Twilight, I started reading the first couple pages of the first book, but I had to much to do. I've tried getting back to it, but, once again, it is at the bottom of my priority list.
Ya the first couple of pages don't have much pow
My mom read it back when I first got it last summer. She was like "This book starts out really slow..." and then she said New Moon was so boring, she couldn't bring herself to read Eclipse. So I tried to explain it, but couldn't since there was a complete lack of plot (replaced by descriptions of Spedward).Okay, that was kind of harsh. But that IS what happened. Like, my mom read Twilight, read New Moon, couldn't bring herself to read Eclipse, then I had a very hard time trying to explain it.
Both of my parents minds are pretty slow, I tried to get my dad to read the Warriors series when I liked it, but he could never get anything right. Nothing past "Firepaw"
I cannot imagine my parents reading Twilight. Their minds are pretty slow too.
someones made a group like this on another website called libary something...the lovers were complaining but they give us a good idea =)
"theres a club on librarything called Twilight Haters who discuss how crazy and stupid everyone who loves Twilight is. Their picture is a badge saying thanks to Twilight fans because they make harry potter fans seem a lot less crazy"
heres the link to their rebel forum http://www.librarything.com/topic/56712
i found the group http://www.librarything.com/topic/55952Hell cool theres a whole 1 other group of twilight haters...
besides a few on facebook i havent found any others...
ya I like this better too it's more neat and trimmed looking
HEHE! The group of Twilight lovers sound so stupid! 'They're just jealous!'Anything but, anything but.
