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Hate Twilight
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Jun 18, 2009 02:27PM
I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!
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YES!!!!!!!!! TIS FREAKIN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS!! tho it was a little odd for my taste in movies, but i don't regret watching it at all!!
same here! awesomest thing ive seen right up there with taken, and clips from sweeney todd!
i saw taken! that movie's tralier scared the crap out of me and so did sweeney todd! the movie (taken) was intense but not what i thought it would be, and sweeny todd (the one with johnny depp?) i have yet to see but i hope to soon, my friends still rave about it and i want to see what the fuss is all about
omg! ive only seen the clips, but its GOOD! i wanna c the whole thing so bad, im just afraid to ask!!!
but i luved taken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the potos movie trailer really stunk, in my opinion, though
but i luved taken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the potos movie trailer really stunk, in my opinion, though
i hate twilight saga. for many reasons. and the first one is, i think that it is poorly written. i have only read the first three pages of the book and it was enough to ruin my whole evening. it is so bad and i agree when someone actually said that twilight saga is a literary suicide. because it is true.second, i think meyer was destroying the whole,well almost all the original concept of vampirism. her vampires sparkle under the SUNLIGHT, VEGETARIAN, and have venom in their fangs which they used to transform a human into a vampire. and the way she wasted almost fifty pages of the book by having isabella swan describing how 'beautiful' edward cullen is. it is just sickening me .
and third, bella swan is being portrayed as someone who is weak , too dependable, stupid and the list goes on and on. she will make the other young girls thinking 'omg, if my bf left me, ill die' and shit. which is clearly unhealthy. these books create nothing but a mess to their young mind. bella swan is too ordinary and plain and stupid.
and the movie.. heh do i need to say more? it was filmed carelessly and the cast were pretty horrible. it was like watching a bad soap opera. and i do think that bella swan looked more emotionless than edward should be hahaha..
and i secretly wishing that meyer should be burn at stake for writing such a horrible book.
Haruka, the Demon-Eating Tengu!!! wrote: "omg! ive only seen the clips, but its GOOD! i wanna c the whole thing so bad, im just afraid to ask!!!but i luved taken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the potos movie trailer really stunk, in my o..."
i want to see the movie taken
Just for fun, I made a twilight summary.Once upon a time, there was a girl who should have a horrible name, but who fooled everybody into thinking her name was Bella Swan (becuase of course we need the lame attempt at graceful perfection) who was leaving her home town, Pheonix, Arizona (because of course there’s other cities named Pheonix in America as we all know).
As Bella was waiting at the airport, her best friend named……..um……..BF as we’ll call her, stepped up with a sign from all her classmates saying that they’ll miss her.
“Here, Bella, we all made you something ^-^”, BF said to Bella.
But BF’s moment was shattered when Bella replied, “HOW DARE YOU!!!!! YOU WORTHLESS SLUT!!!! HOW DARE YOU BRING ME A POSTER - LIKE - LIKE THAT!!!!”
“What….? What are you talking about…? Did I do do something wrong….?” BF heartbrokenly replied.
“HOW DARE YOU YOU F@#$(^& ~$#),FORGET THE GLITER???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Omigosh, I’M SO SORRY BELLA!!! I FORGOT, I-I-”
“NO EXCUSES!!!”
And for about five solid minutes Bella ruthlessly swore at poor BF.
Then security arrived and wheeled Bella off in a white wheelchair to her plane.
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As Bella stepped- er- wheeled herself off the plane, a fat man with a doughnut in hand stepped up. He was unshaved and had curly, matted hair. he was wearing a flanel undershirt with just too short-shorts for everyone’s liking and poor unequiped eyes for such horrible fashion.
Needless to say, this man and Bella looked very alike in more than just one way.
As Bella stepped off the wheelchair, the man stepped up and said, “Bella, why were you in a wheelchair? Omigosh- did you get your withdrawls again?? I thought that rehab cured you!!”
“No, I’m fine Dad. Some random bitch came up and started insulting me. And what do these morons do? They put me in a wheelchair. Can you please sue them for me, daddy?”
“No, I’m sorry honey, I have to-”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO???? I WANT A LAWSUIT NOW, DADDY!!!!”
“Now Bella honey, Ok, ok, I will give you the lawsuit, just please not here.”
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Now, you must be asking where is Bella going perhaps? Why is she going away form her beloved mother you ask?
Bella is just arriving in Forks, Washington. That’s right, I bet you don’t know where that is and yes, I know you never heard of it. But that’s exactly why this story takes place here. Becuase if future characters lived anywhere else, then there’ll be sunshine, and as we all know, emos flock to places where of course there’s no sun. That’s right folks, there’s no sun. Just clouds and rain. The perfect emo habitat.
So you must think Bella is emo right now and that she’s going on vacation to emo paradise. Well we might not know if she’s and emo or not (but judging by the dialouge of this thing whe most likly is) but that’s hardly besides the point. Bella is moving to Forks becuase her beloved mother advertised herself on the Internet and is getting married to a perverted man which Bella doesn’t like. So as not to try and protect her mother, Bella foolishly and selfishly abandoned her mother and set off to Forks to live with her father, Charlie, who split up with her mother.
So as Bella stepped out of Charlie’s car, her eyes saw the most oldest piece of metal in history. It must have come from the Dark Ages, when people ruthlessly wasted gasoline on things like this and killed dolphins not caring about putting plastic in water. Her eyes beheld a car from the 1950’s. A piece of history.
Why,she thought, this thing must kill the atmosphere! And, wow, it even has 2 exaughst pipes!! Amazing!
As Charlie stepped out of his car, he said, “Bella, um, this is your new car. I got it for free. From the Blacks, you now those people with the hairy son. Its yours.”
Bella said in a cruel, harsh voice, “I love it Dad!! Do you know how many polar bears I can kill with this thing? Why, since I can afford anything because I’m perfect, I’ll bet this takes at least 9 gallons to a mile!! I love it!!”
“Glad you like it honey…..um…..I’m going to make us some……dinner. Yeah. Dinner. I’ll be inside. For a while, ” Charlie said in a worried, scared voice as he stepped inside to look up the local asylum hot line. ]
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Now, this brings us to Bella’s first day of school in Forks.
“As Bella walked inside her school, a girl wearing an outfit that had all the school colors on it stepped up in front of her face. The girl had a smile that went about halfway around her head and looked like a prostituting chipmumnk on caffinated steriods.
“HI. I’M JESSICA. ARE YOU NEW??????? I KNOW YOU ARE. LEMME SHOW YOU AROUND THE SCHOOL. I HAVE NO FRIENDS ALREADY, SO CAN YOU BE MY FRIEND???????”
Bella looked at the girl and said, “Um…..ok……..”
As first period began, Bella was shown to her first period by none other than the pshycotic Jessica.
But, as warped and twisted fate have it, Bella had to sit down next to a monster.
But Bella was autimatically addicted to this boy. “HOLY CRAP, YOUR HOT. OMFG, CAN WE BE A COUPLE???? PLEASE????????”She said to the boy.
But the boy got up and walked away just as Bella flashed him.
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“HEY BELLA, WANNA GO TO THE MALL????????? ” Jessica asked asked Bella right after 7th period.
“sure.” Bella replied.
And so they went to the mall, Jessica weirding bella out more and more with her over-excitment.
“Hey Jessica, I thing there was a scunchie over in that store I wanted. Can I go get it for a sec, you wait here.”
“OK. I’LL BE WAITING RIIIIIGGGHTTT HERE.”
As Bella’s succssesful attempt at freedom succeeded, she walked straight out the mall.
But since Bella wasn’t paying attention as usual to where the car was parked, she walked into a trap. A trap involving about 5 armed men and a corner.
But right when that happened, a Volvo came up and the beautiful boy form first period came out and grabed bella into the car.
“Hi, Bella, I was stalking you. I hope you don’t mind. I’m a vampire by the way. I’m addicted to you. I can read thughts and my whole family is made up of vampires. I want to suck your blood so badly. I hope you don’t mind. Here’s a place to eat.”
In the restrant, they chatted about mindless things like sparkly things and fangs and such, All the while Bella adjuting her binkini top with no shirt on.
“Hey have told you I’m totally agianst femminism Edward? Like, I just love guys. I think we woman are only just for torturing and things like that. What do you think?” Bella said.
“Wow, I think that’s a great idea Bella, afterall, guys like me who have no personaluty and have been a virgin for litterally a hundred-eighty years need a girl like you. Excuse me for a second while I try to cut myself.” Edward said as he took out a knife and cut himself.
Although since we need a story here, Edwards attempt at suicide was an epic fail and shattered the knife.
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continued.“Hey Bella, want to see my mutant family play baseball? Your invited tonight.” Edward said sometime later.
“OK. I’d love to see that admist while I flash you and lecture on about how much after I had crack I love sparkly things.”
“OK. Let’s go. I can’t wait to see if you go deaf by me breaking the bat when I hit the ball.” Edward said ads he wasted yet another knife on his wrist.
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“At the baseball field, all the guy vamps played baseball while Alice, Rosalie, Esme and Bella chatted about how girls should never paly sports because they’re too weak and girlish to do so.
Right then and there, 3 other vampires came wandering out of the woods lining the baseball field and introduced themseslves as Victoria, Laurent, and James.
“Oh look, fooooood! I’m going to kill you and suck your blooooood!!” James said in a slightly retarded voice pointing at Bella.
“Oh no you don’t! I wanna prove how overly protective I am of her! Come on Bella, lets go!” Edward said as he picked bella up and slung her over one shoulder.
“We have to get you out here!! Come on, bella, I’m going to drop you off at your house, then wander away cutting myself at the same time!”
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As Bella went home the phone rang and happens to be it, its was her mom. “Bella, help me, help!”
Then there was some crakling on the other line then a slightly retarded voice saying, ”I’m hoooooooolding your mom captive in Pheonix. If you don’t get here by tommorrow, I will kill her.” And then the line went dead.
Bella slammed down the phone and hopped in her Death Car and rode away to the airport.
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When Bella got to the airport, she had the ticket that her mother gave her to visit her sometime.
Bella hopped on the plane and took off to Pheonix.
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When Bella got to Pheonix, she realized for once that James had never told her where they were in Pheonix. So Bella decided to go to her where her mother lived.
When Bella got there, she ignored the poles in the kitchen and mens clothes and walked straight toward where her mother usulally wrote messages for her on a white board on the fridge.
It said that she was being held captive at the old dance studio.
Bella, with no common sense, didn’t check to see if anything was stolen and missed the the empty place on the living room shelf where all the home videos of her were.
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When she arrived at the studio, she heard something in the back room.
As bella walked there, the first she noticed was a home video of her mother and her playing hide and seek. Her mother was trapped under a rock and saying , “Bella, help me, help!”
Then she noticed James standing in the corneer of the room and holding a bunch of videos in one hand.
“Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Belllllllllaaaaaaaaa, I’m heeeeeeeeeeerrreee to killllll you. I trrrrrrrriiiiiiiked you and yourrrrr stupidity into hearing the tttttttttvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!” James said.
And with that, he turned off the TV with a click of the over sized remote and broke bella’s leg.
“OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M SO WEAK!!!!!!!!!! EDWARD, EDWARD, HELP ME!!!!!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING IS BLACK!!!!!! GODDAMN IT!!!!!!”
And then a voice spoke: “Bella, its ok, James is dead-”
“NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDWARD, DON’T LOOK AT MY LEG, I FORGOT TO SHAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, IM SO UGLY COMPARED TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
And then Bella opened her eyes and was in a hospital.
Then Edward spoke. “Bella, its ok, we have a happy ending after all! I saved you!!!!!”
“Wow edward! Now we can get married when I’m still a teenager! Not only that, I’ll end up as a teen pregnancy story involving a mutant fetus! Isn’t that awesome??????”
“sure is, Bella, I can’t wait to implant a mutant inside of you! We can live happilly ever after!”
And so Bella and edward contiued to live in thier warped world created by most likley drugs and puebuerty.
And all lived drunkenly ever after.
The end (thank god)
Jenny wrote: "probably some kind of troll/mutant"With a horrible, horrible name...
Renesme. Mutant kid that sucks blood and claws its way out of its human mother, thus killing the very being that nurtured it. Very monsters vs aliens, isn't it?
yes... and i thought i was bad... grrr.. *gnaws on arm* lol
Rose wrote: "*sigh* Liam Neison...he trained both Batman AND Obi-Wan Kenobi. BEAT THAT! >.< lol"Chuck Norris.
Isabella wrote: "i hate twilight saga. for many reasons. and the first one is, i think that it is poorly written. i have only read the first three pages of the book and it was enough to ruin my whole evening. it is..."I like the way you think
Twilight is evil and the only boys who read it are sick pervs. TWILIGHT IT THE WORST MOVIE AND BOOK EVER MADE!Harry Potter is so much better and if you like Harry Potter and not Twilight you can join the Harry Potter Lovers Group
If Chuck Norris read Twilight, he would be so disgusted, he would wipe it's exitance from the space-time continutium.
then we need to give him the books!
Nah, the movie was ok. The books stink."Sparkle"
Deadward: This is the skin of a killer, Bella!
Ok, the movies do stink.
Like two hours of my childhood, rotting in the sweltering summer sun.
CHUCK NORRIS!Santa Claus was real before he forgot to get Chuck Norris a present
u mean he gave him a lump of coal...
Runo wrote: "Ooooooo.....Your SM's Neice? Can you tell her for me that she should LEARN to expect this stuff from people who know a good book from a bad one and don't like perfect people? Thanx if you do. ;)"No way! Do you know how mean that is!!!???
On the rules for this website it says 'no abbusive comments please!'
YOUR JUST MEAN.
Anna wrote: "Sleepydeathrebel wrote: "Anna wrote: "I LOVE EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!Well it's a good thing I don't love Edward. And no you're not scary at all, you're fairly retarded. I doubt very much that SM is ..."
RIGHT ON GIRLFRIEND
I don't like twilight, but can we stop bashing on SM. She's obviously a good writer whether we like her plot or not. I think she has a great word choice even if her plot and characters are not to my liking.
well, I dont think hses a good writer either
too all twi-tards:
if u want a decent peice of vampire literature, read dracula, and leave us alone... PLEASE *hides in coffin*
if u want a decent peice of vampire literature, read dracula, and leave us alone... PLEASE *hides in coffin*
And The Historian. It's based on Dracula, in a semi-modern time.
Vampire academy was bordering on soft porn. I loved it.Also, I don't see why we can't point out that we think SM is a bad writer. Its not like we're hating on her for no reason- we're stating our reasons and criticizing her. Note the difference between "Her style of writing is rather two dimensional and tends to read like a fanfic" and "Omg her writing sux die deadward"
The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice is great for anyone who'd want to see some real vampire tribute. Meyer is a budding writer, I 'll give her that much. We're not focusing on Meyer as a person, but as a writer. We're not attacking her favorite food or her religion (though some are, I sure am not). We're just saying her writing (as a writer, d'oh) is terrible. Purple prose and thesaurus abuse are just some of the reasons.
It's painful to hear criticism, but it's necessary for improvement. For we learn only from our mistakes.
Yes, criticizim is good, but some people go overboard with it.
Yeah, I hate twilight but don't think SM should die. Those idoits fill me with broklyn rage.
you know what will make you laugh? OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB! I laugh so much watching that show! Its a amazing! On utube funimation has put up each episode, not part 1 part 2 part 3, but the poo thing is that theres 2 or 3 30 second commericals in it about yogurt and suicide and Mens Wearhouse and bla bla bla. But its worth it!
The effects in twillight are horrible and when Edward sparkles it looks just BAD.
I heard they'll be better in New Moon though. I'll watch it for the laughs :P And I'll give the sparkle a bit of credit, because to be honest, I can't even IMAGINE someone sparkle literally and feasibly.
I'm not alone in my hatred of pathetic mediocre stupidness! XDbest book in the world my butt Dx srs, it's full of anti-feminism, spinelessness, creepy stalkers and sparkly vampires...wtf?x.X and i like the idea of vamp/human love and stuff but 'i watch you sleep' is just creepy. Dx
it's like a virus man. X.x it proves that idiots buy anything their friends like. and the only 2 chars i liked were carlisle and emmett, -mostly carlisle- but they hardly got mentioned at all T.t
My best dream shall be of stabbing Edward-The-Dumbass till he dies.The dream awaits...
Amen.
I admit, I'm one of those people who like and hate Twilight. For example, I like the book *but I feel it has too many fillers for my taste* but I feel that it was kinda lame. I mean sparkly vamps oh wow. And what drives me crazy is the obbession over it!!!!!!
