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[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Finally back! I was about to ask Cedric here to track you down.

Cedric: "I think that makes me sound like a stalker, Rain."

You already are playing a stalker in another movie. You follow her around even as she sleeps.

Cedric: *double takes* "Who are we talking about?"

ooh... no one. Just someone from the figment of my imagination bunnies.

Cedric: *deadpans* "bunnies?"

yeah... plot bunnies.

[Amanda]

lolz rain!!!!! no, i dont need to be tracked down. i do however smell very nice, and it would b easy to find ;)

[Lynny]

lol. i gtg love you guys!!! ttyl!!! sorry. homework calls!!!

[Amanda]

bye

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

lollers

so... now what. *stares at Deadward discoball on the ceiling* Lynny and I have so much fun making Edward into a discoball.

[Amanda]

i thought lynny was a twilight luver? or am i just really meixed up???

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

she is a twilight lover, but she loves playing with us. Except for a severe anti twilight fiction going around one of the general forums.

[Mallory]

OH! I love Christmas!!!

[Rachel]

I love Twilight! It rocks! HOW AND WHY DO YOU HATE IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Luna]

I'll call the exterminator, lol

[*HP&Twilight4eva*]

I FREAKING LOVE TWILIGHT AND EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLUS, HAVE YOU PEOPLE EVEN READ THE BOOK??????!!!!!!

[JR]

I actually used to have TIOD, so yes I have read every single book (twice I might add) There is no plot!!! And the characters are unrealistic. Stephenie Meyer also had a peice of crap for an editor! Its: Blonde not blond.

[JR]

One of those Twi-hards is my cusion though she's actually trying to be nuteral. She is being all weird and refusing to tell her teachers her real opinions or something like that. I think she just forgot to take her pill this morning as is most mornings.

[JR]

Though she hasn't actually insulted anyone here which is very strange. She's been spending too much time with Carmella!! Her pills are for ADHD actually.

[JR]

yeah she is still weird without them though. She goes up and randomly hugs people and talks and talks and talks and fidgets *shudders in horror*

[JR]

Thats just physical, there are mental parts to it too. Which are actually kind of nice because she just sit there! Its awesome. I come over to her house alot because my parents work full time I'm actually on her computer right now.

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

Oh my h**** not another one!! I'm going to go insane.

[JR]

Oh belive me I get reminded of how much I hate the book every time I look up from the screen you don't have to worry.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Am I too late to exterminate!? *comes out with a uniform with the twilight insignia crossed for good measure* hey they rhyme!!!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

*looks around* What i miss? What i miss?

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

"Classic Twi-hard case." *pics up somethign off floor* "Look one of them must have dropped their 'Bite me' pin. Theyll be coming back..."

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

heh. *takes out finger print scanner* I shall take this to my lab in the TAC quarters. I need to experiment on the secreted stupidity on their fingerprint to further help them. heh

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

that's how poisonous they are and how they're practically overflowing e-cells on their bodies.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Sur, but you might wanna post this in the 'Advertising' post.
Lol jk, sure ill check it out.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Wait, we dont like vampires and werewolves...your preaching to the Atheists man.

[JR]

Hoodiemon: that is his first mistake. His second mistake is the no humans rule. And his thrid misktake is (Sorry to yell I suggest you use earplugs!) THAT THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING RP GROUPS ALREADY THAT NO ONE CAN GIVE A DAMN!!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Lol its okay Jhon, ill join, help a poor fellow out ;)

To rose:
Yes tehre is...its called Twiphoma. It causes extreem lack of personal hygene resulting in hair loss and lice.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

*John

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

no wonder RPatz is like that. Twilight is getting to him.

*takes hair follicle from Rose with a mask and a pair of tongs* be careful... it might be toxic... wait. It IS toxic.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

awwwwwww!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

O well, s'okay!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

It is most definite,y toxic. Many Twi-hards simply do not shower *grimaces at the smell*

[JR]

Hoodiemon: Excuse me!? I shower everyday lolz jk. I do shower everyday though!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

As I have said before... my family thinks I have dog's nose. *cringes* imagine the pain I go through! *faints* @.@

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*stirs* Thanks, Agent Rose. For a moment there, I thought I was gonna die! *takes air freshener with Anti twilight particles* that's better *breathes in*

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Thank you Rose, that was a close one.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Lol!

*Watches tensely as the analysis begins*

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*types fervently on the laptop* DAMN IT!!! *bangs on the sides of the computer* The computer says that the analysis is impossible. No body could secrete that much venom!

*bangs head* we need Sam's IT specialties on this *whistles for the hottie* SAM! I COMPEL YOU TO GET YOUR BUTT HERE RIGHT NOW!!! TAKE YOUR LAPTOP WITH YOU TOO!

Dang... we need more brain power for this. I didn't know that something so simple as venom could be so complicated when you try to make an analysis AND anti-venom. *hisses* oops... I'm starting to sound like DEADWARD!!! CRAP!! We better get this done quick!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Yes before it infects anyone else. *runs scan on hair* This--this is outrageous! *takes it again* The same results!

It seems..its seems as though these Twi-hards no longer have white or Red blood cells....they are ALL E-cells!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Oh my god. *calls HQ* "We have a discovery here in the lab...yes....yes right away." We need to take more tests. These Twi-hards bodies are so completely riddles through with venom, E-cella and...sparkles that they are bareley even human...i mean the brain size is 22 inches smaller than average...

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Yes, if they were to plan it out they would break in at night, not in broad daylight! and they wouldnt wear such loose garments *eyes cape on broken glass*

*sees something with an evil aoura in corner* OH MY GOD.

They broke the window with...with...a copy of Breaking dawn.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

No wonder the twihards believe that the characters are real... THEY'VE MET THEM!!!

Sh*t... Sammy... if these vampires aren't like the ones you've hunted, what do you think could kill them then?

Sam: *looks at Bella in the soundproof chamber, still whining* *cringes* I guess the best course of action is to go back to the book and-

Dean: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHI*!!!!?? *throws BD book in the fireplace* That pansy of a vampire doesn't even know how to fuc-

Sam: *talks to disrupt Dean's antics* as I have said, we need to go back to the book and get some clues of anything that could kill them from afar.

The only thing in my mind is to behead them... but then again that won't be easy. First, we need to invent a suit that could tolerate the venom and... *looks at Bella* could tolerate Bella's unbelievable amount of decibles of whining.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

*steps back cautiously* No. I--I have to get away from here. I cant look at it. *Covers eyes* Last time i looked at the pages of that book i felt pain i cannot describe.
*runs away*

[Daisy]

*resists urge to correct them*

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Sorry Hoodie. I know you're a good person, but I think this is one topic of the forum you might not want to get involved.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Lol Hoodiemon, you dont have to be civil really.

:P

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Lol
*walks through door* *gaspeth*

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Nope!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

If we can get the antidote into Hagendaz factories across the nation, Twi-hards will be extinct in no time!

Rain you are in charge of ridding Down under of Twi-hards understand?

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Okay Rose. Lock your windows tonight. Twi-hards cant understand the concept of locks. Youll be safe.