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Ways to use your Twilight books in a real manner
I'm thinking about using mine for a bonfire.
Unless you're enemy enjoys reading Twilight, then we may have an issue..............
Yeah *shudders* its like my crosses and holy water
12: Ways to let the anger out... (tear them up)13: When you ran out of loose-leaf.
14: To let your dog's anger out.
15: When you can't find a tennis ball.
16.I know I'm spelling this wrong but paper mache it and do a variety of thigns such as drink coasters, and tiaras and mt.doom and other things.
............eh..........i like my classic ideas better. I HATE MEYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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~*~ Candy-Rain ~*~ wrote: "Yes!!! MY MOUNTAIN!!! Where Candy rains everyday!! YUMMM!!!! I WANT SOUR GUMMY WORMS BY TROLLI!!! >_< OOOOOH!! and Sour caterpillars by Trolli too!!!"Those are good! I love those things!
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Rose: O.o b-belly dancing? Are you su-
MOVE IT!!!
Rose: *scours away*
and you!! *points at Guitar chick*
GC: *cowers* y-yes?
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*smiles* want some? :D
which to do, which to do.... *evil laugh*
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Alright then.
*claps hand twice* FEASANTS!! *P and F syndrome emerging*
Rose: Um... it's peasant, Rain...
You dare depy my pearful awesomeness?!
Rose: Uh... no?
Then bring Dean Winchester here immediately!!
Dean: *gets dragged to Rain*
*points at Dean like the monkey in Pamily- er... family guy*
YOU!!
Dean: Yes?
Feofle would like to see you pascinate us with your belly dancing!
Dean: WHAT?! NO WAY!
Ahhh... Pussy now are we?
Dean: excuse me?
I said you're being a pussy litte scaredy cat!
Rose: I think she meant fussy.
That's what I said!!!
Rose: Rain... I think you need to get a check up because your p and f syndrome is getting worse.
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Le Gasfeth!! I have no such syndrome! *crosses arms and raises nose up in the air*
Dean: Gas what?
GASFETH!! >:(
OH MY GOODNESS. That video's like this other one that I watched, except it was... well... here.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf7i0a...
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Kyaaa! I can't just get over it!!
*grabs Rose by the collar* I wish I have two signed copies so you can burn one all the way there in America while my bf and I burn one in Australia infront of the Twitards!!
It's going to be a ceremony!! Bwahahaha!
Um.........................................Yeah.
I still want some gummy worms..........please. I have been taught never to forget manners. Weird.......
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I can't take sour stuff. I can't eat a green apple without nearly puking.
*dies of laughter*omg guys
i get back from my hectic week saving bunnies and i see THAT!!!!!!
poor poor rose *cries on Rose's shoulder* You dont know what ur missing.
But I can't drink much pop, not even half a can without puking........
My next latest masking tape weapon is a flail........*evil laugh*I am the coolest person ever!
Oh and I was just introduced to Voltaire
I SHALL HNT YOU DOWN AND CUT OUT YOUR HEART WITH A SPOON ![ because a spoon hurts more, because its blunt and it takes forever. :]
YOU DARE EVEN TRY AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!
Meep! O.0 Scared.
OOOH! And her name is Bella Cullen...Wow.
Twilight as toilet paper?We're all out and all I can find is my sisters twilight book! Should I just use it or is it too risky since those twihard girls are crazy and might hunt me down?
"shoot you with a knife" How is that possible? lol
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No way, just go for it...
I guarantee that it'll be the most satisfying turd that you ever have.
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I saw a shirt today that said "And then Buffy staked Edward, The end" .. classic.
I don't know though, that's a rough one. On one hand it would rid the world of one copy of Twilight which would put you up there with the saints in my opinion, but teeny girls can be so vicious. She might kill you in your sleep. I'm sorry that's a toughy
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That's about all those books are good for so I say go right on ahead....
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Maybe you could just use the first few pages before the story and the last few after it ends. Then you get the satisfaction of taking a dump on the book without destroying the story itself! Or you could be mean and use the last chapter. Or every other page. Something like that!
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You are in a difficult position and i agree they they would "shoot you with a knife", yet i think that tearing a page from a book (ANY BOOK, mind u) is a horrid thing to do. Books ought to be respected.
Soo... i guess u shouldn't do it after all
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It does cost a lot
And 'chagrin' does not feel good on your ***
TRUST ME.
GO AND BUY MORE TWILIGHT TOILET PAPER
Do they really have that? WHERE CAN I GET IT?
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I SHALL HNT YOU DOWN AND CUT OUT YOUR HEART WITH A SPOON !
[ because a spoon hurts more, because its blunt and it takes forever. :]
YOU DARE EVEN TRY AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!
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have my babies. i love you
this made my day.
i burnt my copy, so i can't use it as toilet paper
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Your butt's too good for it lol :P
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HAHAHA YES DO IT I DARE YOU!
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is it 2 ply? I hear the plot line kind of loosely hangs together. I would throw that thing out! It's too unstable.
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DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
MYHAPPYMONSTER wrote: "OOOH! And her name is Bella Cullen...Wow."
that poor girl, i mourn for her brain cells.
I like the guy that said "have my babies. i love you". LOL
haha, she hates it that much!...but that is a tad creepy.
i did! tehe I'm so proud of myself! :]gtg my mom said to be off at midnight...it is now 1:42
LOL. I find myself describing the time like that often.Mom: How late did you stay up?
Me: Only seven AM.
Mom: Only?! YOU ARE GROUNDED!
Me: IT WAS ONLY SEVEN!
Tis true...
Omg guys. Don't try to have too much fun without me. I have to go back today.
Number something-or-other)Make a giant paper mache Edward. Then...BURN!!!!!
Good... the paper could be from Twilight books.
wow...I just work out that by printing Twilight, there have been 7470000000 pages wasted (and counting). And thats not counting New Moon or the other sequels.
1.Sell them for cash
2.(i got this one from bing) Twilight toilet paper!
3. They make great bon fires.
4. The paper airplanes fly well.
5. They make good puppy training papers.
6. They make good spit wads
7.Dart Boards
8.When your borde they make excellent puncture holes
9. Napkins(just make sure there is no Edward on the pages)(ewwww. Edward does not taste well)
If you can come up with more feel free. This is all I can come up with. *laughs evilly and rubs hands*