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message 1: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
I just about burned down my house.


message 2: by Mary (new)

Mary (madamefifi) Cooking again?


message 3: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments you ok sally? be careful for crying out loud


message 4: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
I should not try to cook on 3 hours of sleep.

Set milk on to heat to make oatmeal...baby woke up .... i put her in stroller to go for walk... remembered milk in pan on oven 20 min later.


message 5: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Now I have all the windows open and fans on. It is 87 degrees outside and Smelly in here.


message 6: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Oh, did the air clear out, Sally? What was the scene upon your return?

Once, while staying at my mother in law's house, I burned microwave popcorn so badly that the entire house smelled for two days.

Microwave popcorn will never be the same for me.


message 7: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Emeril often says if you want to redecorate your house, put some milk on to boil and don't watch it.


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8991 comments Yikes! Glad you're okay, Sally. Do what Bun said, and open up the windows.


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8991 comments Oh, and after living in a dorm for a few years, I hate the smell of microwaved popcorn, burnt or not.


message 10: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
I'm lucky that it is kind of windy today, so a few hours with open windows and I think the smell is nearly gone.
Perhaps when Sweeter gets home he'll tell me differently.

When I got home the "milk" was a black crust on the steaming pan. There was one of those gross milk skin tents, also burned black, across the top of half of the pan.
The smoke was thick in the kitchen, but everywhere smelled. I could actually smell it as I approached the front door with Leah in the stroller.

I took the pan off the stove with a towel, turned off the burner, and brought the pan right back out the front, set it on the walk, and sprayed it down with the hose.

Two more minutes and the smoke alarm would have been going off, fo sho.


message 11: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11892 comments Gabby81 wrote: "Did u ever manage to get in there again after wrecking havoc:P "

Havoc should always be wreaked, never wrecked.

On a similar note, you must reap what is sown, not what is sewn (a mistake made recently by the city editor of our local paper).


message 12: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Rip what is sewn?


message 13: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Oh, gravy, Phil. that is disgusting. Didn't you recently have another horror from your paper? Fire that editor, I say, FIRE!


message 14: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
I had some other fire related news I wanted to post in this thread...


message 15: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) The Spectrum is such a quaint rag.


message 16: by Mary (last edited May 29, 2010 05:00PM) (new)

Mary (madamefifi) Nurses are notorious for burning microwave popcorn, I don't know why. It seems like once a week that the fire alarms go off at my hospital and the fire dept. has to respond, which reeeeeally pisses them off when it turns out that some idiotic nurse put popcorn in the microwave and set the timer for, what, 30 minutes, or something? Becaue if you follow the instructions on the bag it is impossible to burn microwave popcorn. In fact some microwaves have a "popoorn" button.


The other thing that causes the fire alarms to go off at my hospital is towels in the microwave. Towels. What. The Fuck.


message 17: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Towels?


message 18: by Mary (new)

Mary (madamefifi) Yes. Warming towels in the microwave apparently seems like a good idea to some people.


message 19: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Don't they have schmantzy towel warmer machines at hospitals?


message 20: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) I get it Sally. Fire the bastards!


message 21: by Mary (new)

Mary (madamefifi) Sally wrote: "Don't they have schmantzy towel warmer machines at hospitals?"

Some hospitals do but I work at an inner-city teaching hospital so it's the microwave or nothin'. I guess.


message 22: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) I remember after surgery being in the recovery room and getting a nice warm blanket.


message 23: by RandomAnthony (last edited May 29, 2010 05:31PM) (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Someone set the fire alarm off at my workplace microwaving a scarf.

Are we experiencing an epidemic of people putting clothes/towels in microwaves?


message 24: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) It's okay. We can live with it. I'm certain our fluency in your language is quite lacking.


message 25: by [deleted user] (new)

Larry wrote: "It's okay. We can live with it. I'm certain our fluency in your language is quite lacking."

That is almost a guarantee.


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