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I'm sorry Yz but this just isn't working anymore. I think I've grown as a person and I just need something different. It's not you it's... OK, fuck it. You know what? It is you. You are just too crazy to have a relationship. I'm sure if you would just see a professional they have a name for what is wrong with you. When the lady with the baby stroller dropped the bottle and I picked it up yesterday, you started screaming at her to get away from me. Then you wanted to know if the baby was mine. This is not normal. You threatened to disembowel the cashier at the grocery store because you thought she was trying to hold my hand when giving me back my change. Please get help. I found the cameras in my bedroom. I removed the tracking device from my car. If I find any more, I'm going to the police.
If the possessive crazy was your only brand of crazy, I might be able to get over it. But the secrets and lies are too much. How could you not tell me about your time in prison? And forgetting to tell me that you are already married is another big no-no. I don't care if it might not be legally binding in this country or not.
Finally, your sexual 'tastes' are more than I can handle. I don't like doing that and I told you that it makes me feel 'icky' but you made me do it. Now I have flea bites in bad places and can't sit down half the time.
So NO MORE. I want my key back and here is the rest of your stuff. Like I should have told you after the last police incident, 'Don't let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you!'
I'm sorry, Photojim, but such verbosity in a male is too much for my prejudiced female mind.I prefer my men who let their fingers do the talking or communicate in almost unintelligible grunts and groans. Such uncivilized brutish behaviour guarantees that I will win every argument, since I don't need to use either logic or reason, just talk more.
You and I, alas, are not meant to be.
(LOL...this is fun...I guess, I get another break-up after this post. Hope my fragile ego can handle it.)
(quietly hitting my back button and pretending I never entered this thread)
Kim, I know you didn't want to play but you didn't delete your message so I guess you are fair game for a break up line. Kim, long-distance relationships just don't work, we live 340 miles apart now and when I move to Phoenix well, it just will make it even harder so I think we should end it now. (Besides I'm just not into girls.)
Denise I no we have never meet but things just arnt working out im sorry Good-bye
Danyelle,Sorry but you won`t make a commitment so I must find another
I'm sorry Kathy Anne, but I just don't think I deserve such a wonderful person - you are too good for me. With a breaking heart, I bow to my mother's persuasion and give you up. Mum wants me to go out with a boy for some reason...
Oh Geeze Jane I am falling off the chair with tears all over the place,I can``t wait to see the answer to this one :)
Did you just try to break up with me?? Did you??Well you can't! 'Cos I just broke up with you! I got in first! I'm dumping you Kathy Anne!
Oh no I hate being the dumpee,oh brother now I`ve got to do that vile dating game again and waste away with a broken heart.
Kathy I'm sorry but theres some one eles
Danyelle, I am sorry. But I can't stand you flirting with every person you see.
Cat I'm sory it's just not going to work
Danyelle, you are not the right person for me.
Danyelle, you spend more time in Gr, than you spend with me. I need a person, who actually cares about me.
Cat I feel like we dont click any more
Danyelle, I really can't handle this on-again off-again biz you have going on with Cata. It's over.
Bella, all I can say is we are OVER!!! We are just never ment to be.
I just have to have my own space Melissa
Kathy Anne, it is not you. It's me. You're a wonderful person, I don't deserve you.
Danyelle, you ate all my Girl Scout cookies. Even the ones in the deep freezer. Do you know how long those have been in there? No? Neither do I, because I was saving them!! Who snoops in a deep freezer?! I mean seriously!! And it's July! JULY DANYELLE!!! Those little b*tches only sell that sh*t once a f*cking year!!! IN F*CKING JANUARY!! AND THEY COST AN ARM AND A LEG!! I coulda sent a whole Girl Scout Troop to the caribbean with the proceeds of all the boxes you ate! And you just scattered them all over the floor! It looks like a psycho went and ravaged a grocery store!!! What were you doing, rolling in them like a maniac?! Oh god, so long...so long to wait...I don't think I can take this...No more thin mints until January...what am I going to do? What? You want me to buy some OREOS? OREOS?! SERIOUSLY?! You know those are only good for the cream filling!!! Agh!! That's it! I'm leaving! We're through, I gotta find me a girl scout troop to bribe...
Suzanne, I can't stand someone who rathers cookies than persons. Seriously, stop being anti social. We can find cookies, I don't know where, but if you'll freak out for them, then we can't be together anymore.
BTW, cool break up.
Cata, I've never met you before, but I wish you had never entered GR. Every time you log into GR, you're trying to log into my heart. It won't work between us.
Ashley !!And here I thought you were all mine
Well, you thought wrong, Kathy. Stop dreaming about me. I have my eyes on someone else.
Ashley, it's not going to work between us. You're better off with Kathy Anne than me. You know why? Because I saw pictures of you and other girls inside your shoebox near your work desk. I can't take a risk in you breaking my heart, and I don't date with a two-timer like you.
I've had enough of your high maintenance attitude and diva performances Luv_Me!! All you think about it you, you, YOU. Well, now it's time for me to think about ME. (And perhaps my new friend Pete.) It's over! And I'm taking the dog.
Jane (PS), ever since we went out together. I had this funny feeling that I couldn't describe. But now I know what it is, it's annoyance and anger. You've been taking control over me for too long! I'm out and I'm NOT sorry to say it.
SnowWhite_is_RedRidingHood, I used to think I love you because of how I couldn't breathe when you were near me and how my heart would beat faster when you sat beside me. Now I realise that I couldn't breathe because of the bullshit you shoved at my face. My heart raced because you made my blood pressure rise with your annoying acts and your stupid games. I am not lying to you when I say don't exactly I hate you but if you were on fire and I had only one glass of water, I'd drink the whole thing and laugh as you burn.
Cwarafwina, just hearing your name these days irritates me, especially in that nasawy voice of mine. My deviated septum, caused by the broken nose given to me by your overprotective brother, mandates that I find someone with a name easier to pronounce with my new handicap. It's totawy me--not you, so don't take it personawy, pwease.
Becky, I'm sorry I have to break up with you. But the way you look at me and follow me everywhere I go creeps me out. Not to mention you think I am cheating on you with my own sibling. Please don't murder me. I am sure you will find someone just right for you who loves you and your paranoia.
Cwarafwina, read your post, your paranoia is obvious, and I can't love both you and your spwit personawity any more. He's not your brother, although I humored you, so you didn't fweak out and punch me again. I'm running away with your therapist, so don't wook for me.
Clarifina,I don't know how or when this relationship started. At first i ignored it but now it's just getting on my nerves! since when have i been dating you!?! get this through your thick head u psycho woman! I have never ever been in a relationship with you! so stop telling my friends AND ESPECIALLY MY BOYFRIEND that you are my Love bunny and kindly leave me the hell alone!
Hope you choke on our own vomit..
Yours Lovebunny
Dear Irina,This is a letter to inform you that I have filed a complaint against you and a restraining order will soon be issued. Please do bear in mind that I will remember all the times you spent with me. Like the time when you strapped me down to a chair and put me in your basement. Or the time when you handcuffed me to your bed and forced me to "admit" I love you. Ok, enough of the sarcasm. You freak the bloody hell out of me and I wish that I never see your stalker face EVER again!
From Clarifina
PS, my middle finger always gets a boner when I think of you.
Clarifina It is over! You are too much of a self-involved drama queen. Everything with you is over-discussed, over-wrought and overdone. No matter what we do or when we do it you publicize it just to be the center of attention.
No wonder you were single when I met you. You'd drive anyone to drink....or run away from home.
Yours No More
Free Woman
Come up with creative lines as if you are 'breaking up' with the previous poster.
(Ex. I'm sorry but you spend too much time on Good Reads. I can no longer stand this neglect.)