We're Due For An Internet Fight....

[ms.petra]

I'll be "the Lone Stranger" and Kevin can be my "Tonto"

[Phil]

::begins search for rhinoplasty surgeon::

[ms.petra]

TOTS it is!

[ms.petra]

Heidi are you a closet Napoleon Dynamite fan?

[Heidi]

::squirts Ms. Petra with mustard and ketchup::

[ms.petra]

::covered in mustard and ketchup, "The Lone Stranger" answers the call of the real world::

[Phil]

ms.petra wrote: "::covered in mustard and ketchup, "The Lone Stranger" answers the call of the real world::"

Remember to wash your hands.

[Matt]

I was going to suggest that we go Lucha Libre too, RA. We could be The Discount Luchadores: El Costco and El Walmarto.

Isn't Sally in charge of hazing new members? I seem to remember her walking around here with a paddle on occasion. Maybe we should throw some goldfish swallowing into the mix too.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Phil wrote: "Jim wrote: "What do you call him if he's hanging on the wall?"

Art.

What do you call him when he's in a hole in the ground?"

Phil.

What do you call him if he's on your doorstep?

[Sally, la reina]

Matt.

What do you call him floating in the ocean?

[Sally, la reina]

And Tad, that was back in MiniAm, Bells and I would paddle philanderers.

[Heidi]

Sally wrote: "Matt.

What do you call him floating in the ocean?"

Bob.

[Heidi]

tadpole wrote: "I was going to suggest that we go Lucha Libre too, RA."

I WANNA GO LUCHA LIBRE!!!!

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Heidi wrote: "Sally wrote: "Matt.

What do you call him floating in the ocean?"

Bob."

What do you call him on waterskis?

[Sarah]

Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "Heidi wrote: "Sally wrote: "Matt.

What do you call him floating in the ocean?"

Bob."

What do you call him on waterskis?"

I don't know, but I hope he has some good strong teeth?

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Hahahahahaha!!! Yes, strong teeth, or perhaps special strapping, Sarah Pi.

[Sally, la reina]

Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "Heidi wrote: "Sally wrote: "Matt.

What do you call him floating in the ocean?"

Bob."

What do you call him on waterskis?"

Skip.

[Matt]

Heidi you could be La Osa que se muerde la nariz (roughly: The bear that bites the nose).

[Cosmic Sher]

Can I be the hot chick with 8 inch heels & big boobs & bigger hair that carries the Round 1 sign around the ring? Hmmm.... may have to undergo some surgery for the boobs & hair, however.

[Sally, la reina]

Good thing you already have the sign and the heels.

[Cosmic Sher]

Absolutely! ;)

[Kevin]

yes you can sher. bring out the ring girl

[Cosmic Sher]

LOL I'll have to practice my walking. But only if you whip out the works in your El Liso Grande outfit - lots of shiny sparklies & tight spandex. Woo-hoo!

[Heidi]

I just wanted to say that I love the nickname Sally's posted for me. :) Thanks for the new title, Tad!!! Love it!!!

♥♥♥

[Youndyc]

La Osa Que Muerde La Nariz. "Se muerde" would suggest she eats her own nose, right?

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Youndyc wrote: "La Osa Que Muerde La Nariz. "Se muerde" would suggest she eats her own nose, right?"

Ouch!

[Sally, la reina]

how do you know i'm responsible, heidi?

[Heidi]

Sally wrote: "how do you know i'm responsible, heidi?"

Because RA doesn't typically do that kind of thoughtful stuff... ;)

[Sally, la reina]

Dawwww. Now I want to mail you some cookies.

[RandomAnthony]

Hee...she's kind of right, I'm afraid...

[Heidi]

RandomAnthony wrote: "Hee...she's kind of right, I'm afraid..."

I don't mean that as a judgment, of course! YOU know that. It's just that way.