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We're Due For An Internet Fight....
really funny RA. you know that i only have one arm. you jackass
F--ker! I just spent five minutes zooming in on your pictures to make sure you have two arms.
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Russell. :)What do you call him if he's in the water?
just trying to start an internet fight. pretty funny eh? :)
You guys don't really want to fight. You are all too lame.
Did I really just say that? I must be having a bad day! >:(
Okay, I am very very very sorry. I don't really think any of you are lame. I on the other hand am having a very bad day.
Okay, I am very very very sorry. I don't really think any of you are lame. I on the other hand am having a very bad day.
Oh damn, just when I finally got some of you to talk to me! Now I've blown it.
Do I have to spend the next 6 months sucking up to everyone again?
Do I have to spend the next 6 months sucking up to everyone again?
Gail wrote: "Oh damn, just when I finally got some of you to talk to me! Now I've blown it.Do I have to spend the next 6 months sucking up to everyone again?"
Yes.
;)
::grizzle, grizzle, grizzle, grizzle::
I am so bad at grovelling.
My first attempt.
::big sigh::
I am so very sorry, I know that you are a wonderful bunch ofknow it alls very intelligent, very insensitive, very exinclusive, and I dearly would like all of you to be my friend.
I am so bad at grovelling.
My first attempt.
::big sigh::
I am so very sorry, I know that you are a wonderful bunch of
Hee! Gail, I think you'll fit in just fine with all of us lame-os, with insincere groveling like that. :)
Ahhh shucks, thanks Jackie. I do my best.:)
Hey!!! What about the mud wrestling? I popped popcorn with butter (& a dash of chili powder) and everything. I'm gone for a little while and the whole group goes to heck in a handbasket. You're all a bunch of wussies. Sheesh. (Did that start the fight yet?) :D
How 'bout this, RA? I will turn back into Little Bear, and I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU AND I WILL WIN!!! OH! AND I WILL EAT THE NOSE OFF ANYONE LEFT STANDING! :)
Whew! A bit o' visciousness there Heidi. I like it!
You can get away with it now because those woosy delightful boys are nolonger around.
Sorry I am still sucking up! :)
Sorry I am still sucking up! :)
I'LL BITE ALL THEIR NOSES!!! AT THE SAME TIME! AND THEN I WILL GIVE THEM MELVINS... BECAUSE I CAN!!!!!
And then I shall follow it up with a moonwalk while enjoying a fudgesicle.
I had to look up what a melvin was. Go Heidi!!!
What the heck is a Melvin? (I'm too lazy right now to look it up)
Cosmic Sher wrote: "What the heck is a Melvin? (I'm too lazy right now to look it up)"
A melvin is a wedgie according to the urban dictionary.
A melvin is a wedgie according to the urban dictionary.
Ah... I thought perhaps it was a wedgie with a twist or something.
I was going to say that we should work on our pre-match interview shticks, RA. My style will be totally old school ("Lemme tell ya somethin' brotha!). I was also going to suggest that we need a manager at ringside and that it should be Heidi since she can nose bite and judy-chop our opponents when the ref isn't looking. Now i'm thinking that we should humbly offer our services to be Heidi's ringside managers. No one can stand up to the moonwalk/fudgesicle combo!
Gail wrote: "A melvin is a wedgie according to the urban dictionary."Oh, it's MORE than just a wedgie...
Maybe a little more, I hadn't read past the wedgie bit. It also includes crushed nuts! Good for squirrels?
Holy twisted nuts, Batman! Nope, that's a mondo-wedgie and it's equal opportunity to boot. Ha!tadpole, Heidi would be the perfect ringside manager cause she's all sneaky & stuff. I think I could picture her smoking a huge stogie & countin' all her benjamins at the side of the ring.
meanwhile, kevin, is floundering around the ring with one arm
Ha!Who calls a wedgie a melvin?
Anyway, I think new people SHOULD kiss out butts. No, no, maybe not that. If I were new I'd watch a lot and ask questions and be polite. Or at least not act like I've been here forever already. Sometimes the people who come in and act like they walked into a party of people they didn't know, sat down, took off their shoes, and burped real loud scare me.
Tad, we TOTALLY need a manager. But wrestling managers dress like whores, usually, so we'd have to make an exception for Heidi or make her a wrestler. A wrestler is probably better. She'd have her own finishing move (The Bear Hug) already, and we could actually become a triple-threat tag team...(Kevin is TOAST!)
Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "Russell. :)
What do you call him if he's in the water?"
Bob.
What do you call him if he's hanging on the wall?
What do you call him if he's in the water?"
Bob.
What do you call him if he's hanging on the wall?
Heidi wrote: "I'LL BITE ALL THEIR NOSES!!! AT THE SAME TIME! AND THEN I WILL GIVE THEM MELVINS... BECAUSE I CAN!!!!!"
Sheesh, simmer down and don't get your panties in a bunch.
Jim wrote: "What do you call him if he's hanging on the wall?"Art.
What do you call him when he's in a hole in the ground?
i am totally going with the Luche Libre style. no partner, no one to tag. i will have hot sauce on my fingers that i will rub in your eyesEl Liso Grande - Equipo de Uno
Barb and Petra, you have been the model of courtesy. I'm serious. Hee. But I don't think we need to...what's the word...what frat people do to initiate new people...can't remember...but Barb and Petra, you two have been great. It's not like people need to be meek, I guess...but I struggle with loud people anyway, so maybe it's just me. I'm not saying this very well.
Ha! Now I'm going to taunt you from the ring, Kevin, as you walk down the ramp...
did you guys watch all star wrestling as kids?
RandomAnthony wrote: "Barb and Petra, you have been the model of courtesy. I'm serious. Hee. But I don't think we need to...what's the word...what frat people do to initiate new people...can't remember...but Barb and..."Grow a pair.
(are you thinking of hazing?)
Yes! Hazing!hugs Phil, promises to watch "All My Children" today in his honor
Phil wrote: "Sheesh, simmer down and don't get your panties in a bunch."::bites Phil's nose clean off::
*buuuuurp*
Pardon me.
Petra, you need to wear a wrestling mask and get Kevin to be your tag-team partner. Then you can go head to head with Heidi while Tad and I do things like pull your legs out from under you when the ref isn't looking.(You'd think those refs would stop falling for that trick...)
sounds like fun.. is it mud or jello?
ms.petra wrote: "sounds like fun.. is it mud or jello?"TATER TOTS!!!
I want to to mud wrestle Kevin, but I can't think of a good reason. Does one need a reason to mud wrestle? I also think if I had a tag team partner I would pick Tad, because he knows old school professional wrestling. Kevin...you get...hm...you can pick between Larry and Jim, but then you have to tie one hand behind your back and wear a huge red rubber nose.
I really don't have a question here.
That is all.