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Jokes?
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Captain Rex
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May 24, 2010 12:15PM
Hi there. Anyone know any good jokes? I like ninjas.
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yo mama so fat, a ninja judo choped her and his arm flew out of socket.
All of the jokes don't have to be about ninjas. Here's a random one: Why did the chicken cross the road? Colonel Sanders is stalking him.
well then here's a joke teacher:where is your pencil
student:i ain't got any pencils
teacher:what? this was the grammar that i taught!!!! i dont have any pencils!! he doesn't have any pencils!! she doesn't have any pencils!!! the whole class dont have pencils!!!
student: gee!! what happened to all the pencils!!!
How many colledge students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but he waits till the last minute to cram it in.
What happens when you cross a ninja with celebrity? A ninja star.
Michael wrote: "Thatis just hillarious"Stop saying that is hillarious and tell some jokes!
Yo mamma is so fat that when she steped on a scale it said to be continued...
Yo mama so fat, when they climbed K2, they found K1!
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mamma is so fat she can bend a ninja's sword shen a ninja stabs her.
let me tell you one why do witch carry broom?
because the vacum cleaner is heavy
hoped you like it
