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message 1: by Kimathy (last edited May 19, 2010 05:05PM) (new)

Kimathy i thought something fun to do would be to find ridiculos twi-lover comments and put them here, since we have done it a few times. :)

heres a few to start:

"OME I LUV THIS QUIZ!!! I LUV ALL THINGS TWILIGHT!!! and OME i did NOT know that hot topic sold twilight gear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thnx sooooooooooo much for telling me!!! well... not directly but you know what i mean!!! now i seriously HAVE to go to hot topic!!! i'll tell my parents that it's a DIAR emergency!!! in which i'm not telling a lie because i WILL DIE if i DO NOT have those items in my hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~SCREAM x 99999999999XXX-XXX-XXXX~
TWILIGHT!!! "

and:

"OME! I ThInK tHaT iT Is So HaRd To ChOoSe WhO iS CuTeR In ThE MoViE, JASPER,EDWARD, OR JACOB!!!! ThIs QuIz Is So AMAZING!"

then:

"omg i would kill 2 meet taylor lautner or rob pattison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I LUV TWILIGHT I AM FAILING IN SKOOL CUZ I CANT THINK OF NUFFIN ELSE BUT TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!J.B IZ SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY I JUST CANT STAND IT I WANNA FUK HIM SOOOOOOOOOOO HARD HE LOOK LIKE HE BIG DOWN THERE "

then:

"its twilight im totaly in love with it and obsessed ome!!! and it rocks because my boyfriends name is edward!!! jk i just pretend it is =Þ but when he 1st asked me out i was like "do you sparkle in the suN" "no y?" "cause edward does" its funny cause he hates it when me and my friends are debating about who gets edward i finaly got him after a month! ahhhhh!!! ive even spent 3 hrs in hottopic but my mom wouldnt let me stay long she said i was way to obsessed and that i needed a life not ever "

lastly:

"OME!!!!! yea im totaly obsessed! i have ocd. obsessive cullen disorder. i love twilight.
me and my friends always fight over it. but i win!!! Edward is MINE!!!! haha
TEAM SWITZERLAND all the way tho. cuz i like both edward and jacob. yea im glad hot topic sells twilight stuff. i have a crap load of it! "

these people need to get a hold of them selves.


message 2: by Kimathy (new)

Kimathy yup, i just had to share this stuff! :P


message 3: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
How old are these girls?

One is talking about sex, and if she's below 18 then that's just scary. >.<

If you're in my age then sex is ok since you're matured but knowing how she responds... she must be a tween. >.<

I pity the boyfriend too...
I doubt they'd last a long time. I know how guys think, and if the girl is too obsessed about another guy it shows clinginess...


message 4: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
She already have >.< here's the paper work Rose. *dumps a large stack of paperwork on Rose's desk*

Her mother has listed her allergies, her fears, her personality, etc. and anything to know about her.

Rose: the mother?

--__--;; no... the daughter.

I was thinking she could have summarised this in one small line.

Grace: which is...?

My daughter is crazy, so I beg you to do anything you can to treat her...


message 5: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
hahahaha! Yeah Dean, go back to school!

Dean: b-but... this ain't teaching me anything.

Sam: yes it does... it tells you what Twitards really are from their parents' point of view.

Dean: You're my brother!! You should be helping me out!!

Good idea!! *remembers more paperwork and dumps it on Sam Winchester's desk* Have fun you guys!!

Rose and I are out to go shopping!!! *closes the door*

Sam and Dean: *stare at the girls leaving and see the door close*

Dean: *looks at Sam's paperwork and grins* hah! BITCH!!

Sam: --__-- mind you, we're both going to suffer with the paperworks... BITCH!

Dean: good point...


message 6: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments Oh my pickles! Why would anyone be happy they are failing school thinking about a non-existent sparkling freak??

....okay I do doze off sometimes and go into rabid-fangirl moments at times, but I have never FAILED anything over it....Except my teachers ask me what the heck is going on when I draw really pathetic picutes of them on my tests.


Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^ (canttaketheawesomeness) | 756 comments >_> Um.. who are Sam, Dean and Grace? Just wondering...


message 8: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
Bwhahaahahaha!!! I AM THE OVERLORD!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! and yes... SUPERNATURAL IS MY FAVE!!! :D


message 9: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments I don't really know any of our overlords except Rain, Khloe ( I probably spelled it wrong) and Grace... except Rain is the only one that's really ever on.


Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^ (canttaketheawesomeness) | 756 comments I only see Kloe, Gemma, Chan and Rain.. >_>


message 11: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
hahahahah!! WELL I AM THE SUPREME OVERLORD!!! THAT'S WHY I KEEP AN EYE ON ALL OF YOU MY FEASANTS!! *pretends to have a p and f syndrome* >.< JKZ!!


message 12: by Laura (new)

Laura | 170 comments what's a feasant?


message 13: by Laura (new)

Laura | 170 comments oooh, now i get you :)


message 14: by I*rule*all (new)

I*rule*all  (iruleall) | 776 comments *laughs histarically* Those tards are the spawn of trolls!


message 15: by Laura (new)

Laura | 170 comments hehe! agreed! :) if they could just listen to themselves...! at least when we give reasons, they MAKE SENSE!


message 16: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments Rose wrote: "I think you mean PEASANT, Rain (that's an underling who works for you and is usually quite poor in comparison to their overlord). Feasant is actually a misspelling or pheasant, which is another wor..."

*of

:)


message 17: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments Although I must admit we are very repetitive... but they probably are too.


message 18: by Kimathy (new)

Kimathy I've decided to get another days fill of laughter from twitards, and burn your eyes!

* skips out evilly, cackling to herself *

Get The Bleach!!!


message 19: by Randi (new)

Randi (The Artist Formerly known as Guitar Chick) (guitarchick) Poeple are freaking crazy.


message 20: by I*rule*all (new)

I*rule*all  (iruleall) | 776 comments Indeed.


message 21: by Kimathy (new)

Kimathy "Hello!!!! Edward is a VAMPIRE. HE’S SUPPOSE TO STALK PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! Their just fictional characters, can’t anyone get a life!!!!
TEAM EDWARD by the way."

..they are supposed to stalk people?? :( scary

"i love twilight. i don't think it's right to say those things about twilight. just because you don't like it and that's finr doesn't mean you need to say it out loud. it's ok to not like it but it's no right to tell people who like it that is sucks."

(no comment)

"i love friggin luv twilite and how do u not luv edward cullen!!"

you spelled Twilight wrong...just to let you know.


message 22: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments Well if he have no right to state our hatred about Twilight, then that directly contradicts (MWHAHAHA!! Ahem, sorry, I like Pheonix Wright too much...XD) what you are currently doing. If we have no right to bash something we hate, then you have to right to storm around talking about how much you love something.

Am I right, or am I awesome? Or both? Do-do-do-do-do....


message 23: by Kimathy (new)

Kimathy *we

and yes! you are awesome! :P


message 24: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments I love how 95% of Twilighters misspell "Twilight."


message 25: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
Rose wrote: "I think you mean PEASANT, Rain (that's an underling who works for you and is usually quite poor in comparison to their overlord). Feasant is actually a misspelling of pheasant, which is another wor..."

Um... yes... I know I MEANT PEASANT!! >_< THAT'S WHY I PUT: *pretends to have a P and F syndrome* its a syndrome where people pronounce F instead of P!

Besides... Feasant sounds so funny when you're serious! >_<


message 26: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments Ha it does.....

Aww thank you Kimathy.... although self-confidence is nice, support from others is also good.

Woah... I think Iroh said something like that in an episode of Avatar.


message 27: by Kimathy (new)

Kimathy hahahaha, nice.

avatar is amazing! :P


message 28: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments Rose wrote: "Ha it does.....

Aww thank you Kimathy.... although self-confidence is nice, support from others is also good.

Woah... I think Iroh said something like that in an episode of Avatar."


OHEMGEEAVATAR :DDD

Sorry. For the past several weeks, I've been in a very anti-Twilight/pro-Avatar mood.


message 29: by Kimathy (new)

Kimathy who isn't??

JERKS!!


message 30: by Kimathy (new)

Kimathy i like your dad! he sounds awesome! XD


message 31: by I*rule*all (new)

I*rule*all  (iruleall) | 776 comments WOO FOR YOUR DAD!


message 32: by Kimathy (new)

Kimathy here are some from more...sane...twilight lovers.

"Today, I realised my hair is bown jus like bellas! :D MLIT "

this one might not burn, but it made me laugh.

"Today me and my friends decided to do a contest to see who can get the most twilight posters. I know i'm gonna win! How you may ask!? I know I'm gonna win because i never told them how many i started off with!!! LOL!!! P.S. I already have 174 Twilight posters. MLISOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!! TEAM EDWARD"

this one scares me...174?

"Today at my all-girls school, we were doing a lab in Biology I. As our teacher was explaining it, everyone was looking at each other and freaking out. It was the exact same lab that Bella and Edward had done when they first talked to each other! MLIT."

wow...that makes me really sad and disappointed in the world for some reason.


message 33: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
What's MLIT?

My Life Is Trash? hahahaha


message 34: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (last edited May 30, 2010 10:49AM) (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
lol! Yeah, gosh... So when a twitard is about to have sex on a bed for her honeymoon, she'd say in the middle of the heated passion.

"OMFGWTFBBQ Honey!!"

husband: W-what's wrong pumpkin-cakes?

"We're having sex like Bella and Edward!!"

:D

*crickets chirp*

husband: I'm divorcing you now... >_<


message 35: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
And... I'm starting to think MLIT is:

My Life Is Twilight.

Rose: --_--;; and you didn't guess this earlier?

Nope! :D


message 36: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments I could so see that happening, Rain. *facepalm*

And Rose- HAHAHAHAHAHA your dad sounds awesome! XD My friends and I are going to go see Avatar at midnight... or at least on opening day. It shall be FUNNN. :D


message 37: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments I'M GOING AT MIDNIGHT! AND GUESS WHAT!! I'LL BE IN SUCH A BAD MOOD LIKE SUCH A BAD MOOD.

I get cranky when I can't sleep.

WHICH IS WHY THEY INVENTED COFFEE!


message 38: by Kimathy (new)

Kimathy ahhh! i can't wait to see it! I'm so going the first night! :]


message 39: by Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one (new)

Jamine Isabel E. Uy (candy-rain) | 3069 comments Mod
Rose wrote: "I'M GOING AT MIDNIGHT! AND GUESS WHAT!! I'LL BE IN SUCH A BAD MOOD LIKE SUCH A BAD MOOD.

I get cranky when I can't sleep.

WHICH IS WHY THEY INVENTED COFFEE!"


Which is why God could create the world in 7 Days straight... and that's why Connie's udders were legendary and Adam and Eve soon took over the franchise.

*check my Rain's wikipedia topic in the Candy Corner Files so I'd make more sense*


message 40: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments ALREADY DID. BWAHAHAHA!!


message 41: by Kimathy (new)

Kimathy "i hate you and so doez edward and im pretty sure everyone who iz a cyco twilight fan like me hatez ur gutz to so hahahaha itz 99% to 1% guess u won?twilight fanz so get ur twilight hatein self and dont take another twilight quiz cuz nobody wantz to hear(in this case read)ur crap!"

Edward hates someone? i didn't know that was possible.


message 42: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments "I hate you and so does Edward and I'm pretty sure everyone who is a *I don't know what cyco means* Twilight fan like me hates your guts too so hahahaha. It's 99% to 1%, guess you won? Twilight fans! So get your Twilight hating self and don't take another Twilight quiz because nobody wants to hear (in this case read) your crap!"

99%? Haven't you noticed that there's more than just a few Twilight haters in the world?


message 43: by I*rule*all (new)

I*rule*all  (iruleall) | 776 comments I believe she meant "psycho."


message 44: by Rose (last edited Jun 17, 2010 02:36PM) (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments But why would she refer to herself as psycho?


message 45: by Kimathy (new)

Kimathy idk, they were all revering to themselves as that...and they were proud. *shudders*


message 46: by Rose (new)

Rose (iceclaw) | 2069 comments Tell me about it.


message 47: by I*rule*all (new)

I*rule*all  (iruleall) | 776 comments Just like my aunt at a drinking contest.


message 48: by Kimathy (new)

Kimathy ... O.0


message 49: by Ravenclaw26 (new)

Ravenclaw26 | 105 comments Has anyone here been to My Life Is Twilight? It's creepy. There are all sorts of crazy quotes, but most are not in chatspeak. What's really funny though, is that 75% of all the accounts are Potterholics trolling. (You can really tell if you look at the comments)

Oh and...Avatar FTW!


message 50: by Kimathy (new)

Kimathy \m/ >.< \m/!!!!


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