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Getting to know your RP character!

Tsue: *eyes fredric* Are you some kind of misfit or something? What's making him so nervous?
Me: Shut it
Minnie: *Frowns* Hi, I'm Minnie.
Me: Ah, the horror! ><
Bergin: *closes eyes* Ah, I can breathe again.
Me: *snorts* Your life is revoltingly easy.
Bergin: *without opening eyes* Because having metal spikes shoved through my skull is easy.
Me: *grins* Compaired to what's been missed in the last 3000 posts? Probably.
Bergin: *closes eyes* Ah, I can breathe again.
Me: *snorts* Your life is revoltingly easy.
Bergin: *without opening eyes* Because having metal spikes shoved through my skull is easy.
Me: *grins* Compaired to what's been missed in the last 3000 posts? Probably.
Jun: Where do eggs come from?
Catska: *looks at Zenjiro* Exodus and I can show him!!
Me: No! I cannot make you act motherly!
Katska: I AM A BAD PERSON... *sobs*
Catska: *looks at Zenjiro* Exodus and I can show him!!
Me: No! I cannot make you act motherly!
Katska: I AM A BAD PERSON... *sobs*
Cindy: *glares silently at Bergin*
Me: *notices Cindy and grins* You've got your work cut out for you if you want her back, Bergin.
Cindy: *stiffly* Why would he want me back? He d*** near killed me.
Tasha: *studying Bergin* He doesn't look that bad, Cindy.
Me: *notices Cindy and grins* You've got your work cut out for you if you want her back, Bergin.
Cindy: *stiffly* Why would he want me back? He d*** near killed me.
Tasha: *studying Bergin* He doesn't look that bad, Cindy.

Me: Don't stare it's rude!
Tsue: *snickers*
Shak: Imagina me nude on your own time..
Me: Did you get that from Vampir Academy?
Adivail: *giggles*
Me: I bet you don't even know what that means..
Zenjiro: *slaps Catska hard* No. You are NOT going to get my projects emotions up like that again unless you want to DIE!
Exodus: *hides in a corner*
Jamie: What? Why are you a bad person?
Jett: D*** right you are! D*** you b****!
Me: Jett please...that is a lot of cussing. You just keep getting worse.
Jett: I have a f***** reason!
Fury: Curse you Katska. You will have to feel my wrath soon...
Exodus: *hides in a corner*
Jamie: What? Why are you a bad person?
Jett: D*** right you are! D*** you b****!
Me: Jett please...that is a lot of cussing. You just keep getting worse.
Jett: I have a f***** reason!
Fury: Curse you Katska. You will have to feel my wrath soon...
Catska: *looks at Zenjiro* I take it that you never had anyone really love you... *runs to Exodus* However... I don't care what you say you will do!
Katska: *looks at Jett* I will get you out! Just wait...
Katska: *looks at Jett* I will get you out! Just wait...
Zenjiro: I HAVE LOVED SOMEONE! SHUT UP!
Akiza: You chewing out my boyfriend?
Raikou and Sebastian: WHOAH 0_0
Jett: Okay so you got me out. So?! You're still a jerk.
Me: There there, Jett. Stop being the angst muffin you are.
Envy: I am not a brat! I AM NOT A BRAT!
Fredric: I'm kind of glad I'm not in your plans right now...my ears hurt...
Me: In the other RP, you have a plan!
Fredric: A-am I gonna die like Uncle Steve did? Or like Suzaku did?
Steve: *looks up from reading paper at mention of his name* Hm?
Me: Nope! I'll show you soon...
Akiza: You chewing out my boyfriend?
Raikou and Sebastian: WHOAH 0_0
Jett: Okay so you got me out. So?! You're still a jerk.
Me: There there, Jett. Stop being the angst muffin you are.
Envy: I am not a brat! I AM NOT A BRAT!
Fredric: I'm kind of glad I'm not in your plans right now...my ears hurt...
Me: In the other RP, you have a plan!
Fredric: A-am I gonna die like Uncle Steve did? Or like Suzaku did?
Steve: *looks up from reading paper at mention of his name* Hm?
Me: Nope! I'll show you soon...
Catska: *laughs* Are you a virgin? *looks at Exodus* Are you?
Katska: Hey... It is a start...
Jun: *blinks* You forgot me...
Katska: Hey... It is a start...
Jun: *blinks* You forgot me...

Me: *Throws dead racoon at Shak*
Me & Tsue: *Cracks up*
Minnie: *frowns*
Adivail: Imagine him nude on your own time!
Me: O.o
Minnie: Don't say that..
Tsue: *laughs*
Me: -.-
Shak: *throws racoon at Tsue*
Me and Shak: *laughs*
Me: Okay seriously my freak show people, LEAVE!
Characters: *Walk out door with heads slumped*
Zenjiro: ...I'm not going to answer that. That's personal. Oh! J-jun! I didn't forget you?
Akiza: Stop beating on my boyfriend. I'll kill you.
Exodus: Oh Catska, you should know *sly smile*
Sebastian: I'm not a virgin!
Raikou: ...thank you for blurting that out to the general public.
Jett: Did you just pass out?! ...don't ever call me a muffin again.
Me: Muffin! ANGST MUFFIN!
Akiza: Stop beating on my boyfriend. I'll kill you.
Exodus: Oh Catska, you should know *sly smile*
Sebastian: I'm not a virgin!
Raikou: ...thank you for blurting that out to the general public.
Jett: Did you just pass out?! ...don't ever call me a muffin again.
Me: Muffin! ANGST MUFFIN!

Tsue: *Eye twitches*
Shak: Uhh
Catska: *looks at Exodus* Yes I should know... XDDDDD *turns to Zenjiro* I take it as a yes you are a virgin...
Jun: ... Am I a virgin?
Me: Awww... Jett is a cute little muffin!!! NO HE IS A CUPCAKE!!! ANGST CUPCAKE!!!
Jun: ... Am I a virgin?
Me: Awww... Jett is a cute little muffin!!! NO HE IS A CUPCAKE!!! ANGST CUPCAKE!!!

Tsue: Great,
Minnie: I want to dye my hair!
Adivail: Me too!
Shak: Me- not
Me: That's the best name for a penguin eraser :DD YAY! WOOOT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Tamyra: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *toots horn* YAY!
Exodus: *grins*
Zenjiro: No you will take that as a PERSONAL QUESTION!
Akiza: Zenjiro-san? Are you okay?
Zenjiro: I'm fine...Jun, you are a virgin.
Jett: I AM NOT A MUFFIN! NOT A CUPCAKE EITHER! AND I'M NOT CUTE!
Me: DENIAL! You're in DENIAL!
Tamyra: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *toots horn* YAY!
Exodus: *grins*
Zenjiro: No you will take that as a PERSONAL QUESTION!
Akiza: Zenjiro-san? Are you okay?
Zenjiro: I'm fine...Jun, you are a virgin.
Jett: I AM NOT A MUFFIN! NOT A CUPCAKE EITHER! AND I'M NOT CUTE!
Me: DENIAL! You're in DENIAL!

Shak: People, there's like a seven year old in the room.
Me: I thought I made you guys leave..
Tsue: I picked the lock..
me: Oooh.
Fredric: I'm sorry to admit...I'm twelve...and I'm not a virgin.
Me: Oh but you still have your cute little ears~! *rubs fur*
Fredric: STOP IT WITH THE EARS COMMENTS!
Me: Oh but you still have your cute little ears~! *rubs fur*
Fredric: STOP IT WITH THE EARS COMMENTS!

Adivail: I can speak to dead people!
Tsue: Yeah. She is sorta creepy.
Shak: It...is..not...her...FAULT!
Tsue: *pushes* DONT YELL AT ME
Shak: *pushes* DONT CRITISE HER!
Me: *gets popcorn*
Tsue: AGH! *punches*
Me: *eats popcorn*
Shak: *punches back*
Me: *smiles*
Shak and Tsue: *fight*
Catska: If you want I am sure Exodus could give you some tips... you know help out a virgin in need! *smiles at Zenjiro*
Me: CUTE CUPCAKE!!! *cuddles* such a cuuuuuuutttttteeee little cupcakeeeeeeeee!!!!
Jun: Okay... what does it mean when you arent a virgin?
Me: CUTE CUPCAKE!!! *cuddles* such a cuuuuuuutttttteeee little cupcakeeeeeeeee!!!!
Jun: Okay... what does it mean when you arent a virgin?
Zenjiro: *angry furrow* I AM NOT TELLING YOU MY RELATIONSHIP STATUS LIKE THAT!
Jett: I AM NOT A CUPCAKE! -__-
Fredric: ...that was nice and abrupt.
Jett: I AM NOT A CUPCAKE! -__-
Fredric: ...that was nice and abrupt.
Catska: Are you embarrised by something you have... or don't have? ((lol sorry had to put that... ><))
Katska: *twitch*
Katska: *twitch*
Zenjiro: ...short? I'm not short!
Akiza: This is getting old so fast...
Exodus: *grins*
Jett: GAH! GET OFF OF ME!!
Akiza: This is getting old so fast...
Exodus: *grins*
Jett: GAH! GET OFF OF ME!!
Catska: Oh well... I really dont care if you are short... *Looks at Exodus* I say we go have some fun!
Me: *cuddles with Jett* I LUV YOU!!!!!! *plays wioth hair* MY CUPCAKE!!! MINE!!!!!!!!!!
Katska: ... I am so disturbed right now...
Me: *cuddles with Jett* I LUV YOU!!!!!! *plays wioth hair* MY CUPCAKE!!! MINE!!!!!!!!!!
Katska: ... I am so disturbed right now...

Me: Heey wanna know what just happened?
Shak: WE ALL KNOW!
Me: But they dont because youre just a figment of imagination and I MAKE YOU KNOW AGHHHHH!
Me: Wow guys. Please do keep this at like... the Pg-13 end of PG. Or the PG end of PG-13.
Cindy: Aren't those the same thing?
Me: *sigh* Everyone's a critic...
Cindy: Aren't those the same thing?
Me: *sigh* Everyone's a critic...
Rockhound wrote: "Cindy: *glares silently at Bergin*
Me: *notices Cindy and grins* You've got your work cut out for you if you want her back, Bergin.
Cindy: *stiffly* Why would he want me back? He d*** near killed m..."
Bergin: *opens eyes to stare at ceiling*
Me: It doesn't have answers, you know.
Bergin: *snaps viciously* Oh, shut up.
Me: *raising eyebrow* Sorry, Bloodwing, I thought you were Bergin.
Bloodwing: *grinning mentaly* Don't insult me. We've been over this.
Me: Ah, well. *Shrugs* If he's ever repaired maybe I'll be able to tell the two of you apart again.
Me: *notices Cindy and grins* You've got your work cut out for you if you want her back, Bergin.
Cindy: *stiffly* Why would he want me back? He d*** near killed m..."
Bergin: *opens eyes to stare at ceiling*
Me: It doesn't have answers, you know.
Bergin: *snaps viciously* Oh, shut up.
Me: *raising eyebrow* Sorry, Bloodwing, I thought you were Bergin.
Bloodwing: *grinning mentaly* Don't insult me. We've been over this.
Me: Ah, well. *Shrugs* If he's ever repaired maybe I'll be able to tell the two of you apart again.

Adivail: WHAT DID YOU DO?! WHERES JACI!? AND THAT PUP?!
Me: SSTOP SSSSSCREAMINGNNNN
Tsue: *blow horn*
Zenjiro: How am I short!?
Exodus: *sly smile*
Jett: DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR! *freaks out*
Me: Sorry Heather...I guess we were having too much fun.
Raikou: ...yes.
Me: Ah...back from camp...
Pike: there were chipmunks EVERYWHERE! :D
Exodus: *sly smile*
Jett: DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR! *freaks out*
Me: Sorry Heather...I guess we were having too much fun.
Raikou: ...yes.
Me: Ah...back from camp...
Pike: there were chipmunks EVERYWHERE! :D
Catska: In many ways Zenjiro... in many ways... *grins happily*
Me: I LUF YOU JETT!!!!! *continues to play with hair and is now clinging from behind* SO CUUUUTEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: I LUF YOU JETT!!!!! *continues to play with hair and is now clinging from behind* SO CUUUUTEEEEE!!!!!!
Zenjiro: *flashes angry glare*
Jett: *screams in agony* I'LL BITE YOUR FACE OFF!
Me: I'm listening!
Jett: *screams in agony* I'LL BITE YOUR FACE OFF!
Me: I'm listening!

Tsue: What are they saying about biting people's faces off?
Shak: Er, why does she have to be part of your mind? It's disturbing.
Me: *shrugs*

Me: Ello *shakes head at Tsue* You're gonna learn your lesson. What are Jett's powers?
Shak: Err, Adi get behind me
Adivail: *looks confused* No.
Me: He can fly, has this weird energy thing, claws, sharp teeth, and a big temper.
Jett: I AM NOT CUTE! *snarls angrily*
Jett: I AM NOT CUTE! *snarls angrily*

Tsue: *obnoxious voice you talk to babies in* Oh yes you are, yes you are cutie petutie *right up in his face, kissy noises*
Minnie: Achg this is going to get worse before it gets better.
Catska: *sticks tongue out* Teehee! *appears in chearleading outfit* 2,4,6,8 WHO CANNOT GET A DATE!!! ZENJIRO!!!!
Me: *glomps Jett* SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pinches cheeks*
Me: *glomps Jett* SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pinches cheeks*
Books mentioned in this topic
Anyone But You (other topics)Artificial Intelligence: A Modern Approach (other topics)
Shak: Grrr
Me: *puts Shak in a box*
Tsue: *raises eyebrow* HAHA!
Me: Freak shooow