A Sneeze is a sneeze is a sneeze is an orgasm/Heidi explains an orgasm to a 9 year old

[Sarah]

It is. I should try to video it some time. Is inducing a sneeze attack animal cruelty?

[smetchie]

nah.

[Heidi]

Sarah, that's hilarious... awww, sweet baby. I always feel bad when my dog slips off my lap, mostly because I laugh about it when it happens.

[Sarah]

Bo doesn't do laps, but he sleeps flat upside down, and sometimes accidentally goes over the edge of his couch, which is funny too.

[Julie]

That is one of the most hilarious things I have heard about a dog.
I do want to see a video of it. :)

[BK]

I have been told I sound like a football player calling out plays (when I sneeze, of course).

Something along the lines of "HUUUUUTCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAWWWWWWWWGGHHH!"

It usually does feel good after I sneeze, and yet it also feels like I just killed off important brain cells.

[Heidi]

BonFire wrote: "I have been told I sound like a football player calling out plays (when I sneeze, of course).

Something along the lines of "HUUUUUTCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAWWWWWWWWGGHHH!"

It usually does feel ..."

For a sec there, I thought you were saying that's what you sound like when you orgasm, BonFire.

[BK]

lol No...At least I hope not. ...Maybe a very girly football player?

[Phil]

Not like "Lassie" from Porky's?

[Sally, la reina]

HEIDERSON!

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

I love a good sneeze, except when I end up with a booger hanging out of my nose.

[Félix]

[Janice]

A sneeze is a sneeze unless you fart. Then it's a double barrel sneeze.

[Heidi]

Sally wrote: "HEIDERSON!"

Sally?

[Jim]

SALLY & HEIDERSON

sorry, got caught up in the excitement.