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Becuase it is the young people who contain astrofiberlynix.
What does astrofiberlynix do?
What does astrofiberlynix do?
It makes you randomly burst into flames.
Why does astrofibe.....astrofib.....that stuff do that?
Why does astrofibe.....astrofib.....that stuff do that?
Astrofiberlynix has fire bomb powder inside it and when touched, it bursts into flames.
How much fire bomb powder do you need?
How much fire bomb powder do you need?
Becuase it takes 20 years for the astrofiberlynix to ignite!
Why so long?
Why so long?
because it needs to boil.
Why?
Why?
Because we couldn't have chocolate cake, if we didn't ask these stupid questions.Why couldn't we eat chocolate cake? (Yum!)
Because the Great Chocolate Lord is amused by us.
Why is he amused?
Why is he amused?
Because we walk on two legs instead of walking on our noses like he!
Why would you ever walk on your nose?
Why would you ever walk on your nose?
Because your nose has natural anti-gravity powers - all you have to do is breathe heavily through your nose, and voila! You're off the ground like Apollo 11!Why hasn't NASA looked into nose-propelled rockets before? I mean, seriously, that is a brilliant idea!
Because NASA is too focsed on the Silurian Missle Crisis.
What is the Silurian Missle Crisis?
What is the Silurian Missle Crisis?
The Silurians are taking all Torchwood's missles.
Why in the universe does Torchwood have missles?
Why in the universe does Torchwood have missles?
Because secretly, Torchwood is really a branch of the evil and corrupted U.S. government which wants to rule the universe.
Why does the corrupted and evil U.S. government want o rule the universe?
Why does the corrupted and evil U.S. government want o rule the universe?
Because they hate the way the universe is run!
Why do they hate it.
Why do they hate it.
Because it doesn't have enough chocolate!How can we get more chocolate?
We go to the next universe!!
Which one is that?
Which one is that?
We have lots of chocolate universe.What do the people/things (if aliens) look like there?
Purple Octupus People!
What do they eat?
What do they eat?
Chocolate, duh!!
What kind of chocolate?
What kind of chocolate?
The finest semisweet dark chocolate, sometimes with a layer of peppermint on top, but mostly by its lonesome, exquisitely fine and as deep and complex as the Time Vortex itself. Mmmmmm... chocolate.What sort of maniac wouldn't like chocolate?
A green one.What does the colour purple resemble?
Barney.
Why is Barney still ALIVE, FOR PETE TYLER'S SAKE?!
Why is Barney still ALIVE, FOR PETE TYLER'S SAKE?!
Because, as Bane said to Batman, his punishment must be more severe.What should Barney's punishment be? *steeples fingers and cackles evilly*
LOCK 'IM UP!! In a room where he shall be tormented by Daleks and Cybermen!!
How will we get the Daleks and Cybermen to do this? *evil laugh*
How will we get the Daleks and Cybermen to do this? *evil laugh*
Just play them his show! Even genocidal aliens bent on everyone elses destruction would go mad watching to that show.How will we survive meeting the Cybermen and Daleks? I am sure they'll be more than happy to deal with Barney for us, but wouldn't they want to kill us after they've done I-don't-know-what to Barney?
Hmmmmm......OH I KNOW!! We call for the Doctor, DUH!
Will the Doctor respond?
Will the Doctor respond?
He will because I have his sonic screwdriver!How did I get the Doctor's screwdriver? :)
You STOLE it!!
Why in the world would you steal his screwdriver?!
Why in the world would you steal his screwdriver?!
Why else?!? The sonic screwdriver can create rainbow robot men!
Why would it do that?
Why would it do that?
Because the Doctor was feeling trippy one day and thought "hey, why not?"What can I, the great and all-seeing Eris, do with these rainbow robot men?
You can *in a talk show/announcer voice* win a free trip to the Caribbean! (Using the robot men to take it by force, of course)
What will you do in the Caribbean?
What will you do in the Caribbean?
Take over the world! Of course!When I have taken over the world (because that is guaranteed, naturally), what will be my first order of business?
To order the Doctor to your palace.
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
Because I have grown weary of ruling the world for twenty minutes and want everything to go back to normal. And who better to help me than a Time Lord?Can the Doctor help me?
Because he is trying to not-save the world.Why do Daleks kill humans?
Because the molecules inside the liquid that makes Daleks is disturbed.What is it disturbed by?
Humans' smelly hair.Why do Daleks exterminate not delete?
Because the Cybermen would sue them for copyright.And why do the Cybermen think they deserve the word Delete?
Because they're all cyber-y.
Why are they cyber-y?
Why are they cyber-y?
Because they can't be cyber-e.Why can't they be cyber-e?
Because to be cyber-e, you must complete 4 tests.
What do these tests entail?
What do these tests entail?
The following questions:1. What does this test entail?
2. Why do you have to answer these questions?
3. Who made this test?
4. Why did the person make the test?
Who chose these questions?
The Dalek Emperor, duh.
Why did the Dalek Emperor make a test for the Cybermen?
Why did the Dalek Emperor make a test for the Cybermen?
Because he thought they were too stupid.Why did the Dalek Emperor think Cybermen were stupid?
Because, THE DA-LEKS ARE SUPERIOR!
Why are the Daleks superior?
Why are the Daleks superior?
Because they own the Banana Planet of Doom.
Why is owning the Banana Planet of Doom important?
Why is owning the Banana Planet of Doom important?
Because it's got bananas and doom.
Why are bananas important?
Why are bananas important?
Because bananas are a good source of potassium. And are very helpful at parties.How are bananas helpful at parties, I wonder?
Why not?