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[Elliott]

Of course I do... NOT!
TPBM's poetry is unread because I can't find it...

[[deleted user]]

Story feedback.

TPBM shouldn't freak out about not having to leave.

[Elliott]

You changed it.
TPBM really said that I suck.

[[deleted user]]

Yeah. But I took it back.


TPBM can guess why.

[Elliott]

I don't mind. You're awesome ;)
TPBM should go look at the review I left on Hayden's poem. Both of you.

[Elliott]

Both of ya'll left me.
(This was said in my occasional, unforced hick accent.)

[[deleted user]]

Back

[[deleted user]]

Thanks.

[[deleted user]]

TPBM should get online....

[[deleted user]]

Good.

[[deleted user]]

Hm...yep.

[Elliott]

TPBM has an accent of some sort.

[[deleted user]]

Yep.

TPBM has a British accent.

[Elliott]

Nope.
TPBM me has a New Yorkan accent?

[[deleted user]]

No.

TPBM lives by the East Coast.

[Elliott]

Wrongo.
TPBM lives near Cali.

[[deleted user]]

I guess, kind of.

TPBM lives in Cali.

[Elliott]

Nope.
TPBM lives in the U.S.

[[deleted user]]

Yeah, smart one.

TPBM lives near Oregon.

[Elliott]

Nope.
TPBM lives in Oregon.

[[deleted user]]

No.

TPBM is funny.

[Elliott]

STOP LAUGHING AT ME!
TPBM should tell me where they live.

[[deleted user]]

No, can't you see that my friend just got stalked?

TPBM will tell me where they live.

[Elliott]

Oh yeah. Bahaha. I live in the Midwest. That's as much as I'm telling because of stalking reasons.
TPBM's "friend" is really their arch enemy.

[[deleted user]]

No.

Hey I live in the Midwest too.

TPBM lives in Texas.

[Elliott]

I told you I wouldn't tell you where I lived! But no.
TPBM is a stalker.

[Elliott]

And Texas is not the Midwest!

[[deleted user]]

I know that. That's why I'm throwing out random states, smart one. I'm not a stalker.

TPBM lives in Florida.

[Elliott]

You know I live in the Midwest so why would you even put Florida? That's just moronic and a waste of time.
TPBM owns at least 4 hats.

[[deleted user]]

No.

TPBM should know I'm not trying to find out where they live. (Smart one)

[Elliott]

You don't have 4 hats? I know that, but it's a boring question to ask because you already know the answer. And thank you for calling me smart because you are really just boosting my self esteem. Just boosting it.
TPBM is a person.

[[deleted user]]

No.

TPBM is....

[Elliott]

Superbly amazing and cool and smart and funny and witty and cute and talented? Why yes I am.
TPBM agrees with all of the above statements.

[[deleted user]]

No.


TPBM thinks I'm awesome.

[Elliott]

Not unless you agree with at least 3 of the above statements.
TPBM has never read New Moon.

[[deleted user]]

Yep


TPBM hates me me for not agreeing.

[Elliott]

I wouldn't say I hate you for not agreeing... but then I'd be lying.
TPBM hates people who lie.

[[deleted user]]

Yeah.

TPBM is cruel.

[Elliott]

I would say that I wasn't cruel... but then I'd be lying.
TPBM thinks my obsessive catch phrases that I latch on to are annoying.

[[deleted user]]

Yep.

TPBM thinks Lisa is awesome.

[kero]

explain wat?
TPBM has a low voice

[[deleted user]]

Yep.

TPBM is a girl

[Elliott]

Yep. A non-seven year old girl to be exact.
TPBM knows I HATE being called seven.

[[deleted user]]

Oh yeah.

TPBM acts seven.

[Elliott]

I DO NOT ACT SEVEN! *stamps feet*
TPBM acts like a 90 year old mean man.

[[deleted user]]

Not at all.

TPBM acts like Sandra Bullock in The Proposal.

[Elliott]

I've never seen it, so I have no clue.
TPBM doesn't really think I'm seven, he just says it because it makes me mad.

[[deleted user]]

You know it.

TPBM does act like Margaret Tate.

[Elliott]

I don't know who that is either.
TPBM is a sophomore.

[[deleted user]]

Yep.

TPBM is too.