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This one is also excellent:(571):
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
(703):
and miss being on the news....no way
Hahahahahahaha....I will never hear "Rock Me Amadeus" the same way again...really, that shows remarkable self-control...
(832): I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Okay, I must stop this. Have to get some work done! My excuse right now is that I need to make a call and our phones are not working. I keep getting the "all circuits are busy now" message.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! "Rock me, Amadeus" does now take on a new connotation. Can I ever listen to Mozart the same way again?Love the "NOT THE POINT" post... :)
Youndyc wrote: "Okay, I must stop this. Have to get some work done! My excuse right now is that I need to make a call and our phones are not working. I keep getting the "all circuits are busy now" message."This is exactly why I must resist ...looking...at...this...site. Ugh! It's useless! Everytime I am reminded of Texts from Last Night I may just as well throw the afternoon away and be prepared to get sideways glances from the other people in my office because I'm lol-ing by myself at my desk.
Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! "Rock me, Amadeus" does now take on a new connotation. Can I ever listen to Mozart the same way again?
Love the "NOT THE POINT" post... :)"
I liked that part to Jackie.
Love the "NOT THE POINT" post... :)"
I liked that part to Jackie.
Oh this one is priceless:(212):
i want you now
(916):
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
(915): I told you I was good to drive
(1-915):
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
hahahahahaha!
Today's favorite of mine:
(818):
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
(323):
i love that song!
(818):
NOT THE POINT