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DOESN'T EDWARDS HEAD LOOK LIKE HE HAS DOWN SYNDROME?
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Um... yeah.
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Colleen lurvs 'em...and applesauce. Applesauce is her thing now.
I like s'mores but don't like marshmallows.
They taste weird and have this weird texture and they're all gooey! EWWW
Eww. Do you know how bad that is for you? And why would you add sugar to strawberries? >o<Rose... if you say mushroom again, I will tackle you.
Because when you get sour strawberries, which are fairly common (I spelled that wrong, didn't I?) you use sugar to make them sweeter. My sister loves it, she'll talk so much sugar and just coat a strawberry with it.
ewww, i have to have frozen strawberries that have been defrosted and put on waffles!!!! :]]
I LURV WHIPPED CREAM! But really my favorite food is fried spagetti.
YUM.
Izzy ☠(District 13) ☠ wrote: "hey before you say anything you have to try its yuummoo.my opinion. Its better than whipped cream yeckkk!"
I've tried it before. It's disgusting with all that sugar. **shudder**
BUT I LURVES WHIPPED CREAM!
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I just saw this... >.< hahahah
I used to joke: $5 for used dildo! haahaha
FRIED SPAGETTI IS SO GOOD! You just take leftover spagetti with the sauce on it, and just toss it on a pan, and then fry it like any other food (adding a lot more cheese) until it's all crispy and yummy.I favor McDonalds, and only because the burgers/french fries/chicken nuggets etc. from both places make my stomach sick. So I usally get the wraps. McDonalads wraps are packed to brim with yummy chicken and dressing and such, while about a third of BK's are empty.
Hey, you can't knock it 'til you tried it.
Yeah, it sounds fairly appauling. But it's wonderful.
Well their burgers are better, but since I can't eat them anymore I can't judge them on that ground.
haha i live near a BK Lounge! :P love that place!and...Dildo..hehe
Do I wanna know what you just thought of??Nah.
nah?...nah? is that even a word?i bet you were thinking "Dildo"
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I mean, I thought onion rings were BLEEEEERGH worthy until I actually tried one and now they're my favorite.
But..."
OMG!! Rose!!! You remembered my little trivia!! *huggle glomps her* FRIENDSHIP!!! >_< LOL!! (I sound like such a tard! >_<)
I love onion rings too!! Hungry Jack's cooks great ones!! OMG, Rose... when you go to Australia, GO TO PERTH!! I'd show you around!!
You'd appreciate the quietness here. No, it's not a deserted part of the country. It's got nature AND the city! >_<
I'D SHOW YOU AROUND!!! :D
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I just saw this... >.< hahahah
I used to joke: $5 for used dildo! haahaha"
Comes with free salad dressing!..."
Hahahah nah it's cool! Free salad dressing?
Is that a sexy uniform? where you only use salads for a dress? >_< GREAT!!! It'd match my 'used dildos' sale!! :D
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well a dildo is a... um... Cue Rain!!!!
I LOVE THEIR APPLE PIES!!BUT THEY MAKE ME SICK!!
Why must all the good things in life hurt me?
She'll need a pretty big sign......And yes! Poor me! I can't eat anything!
kimathy wrote: "well a dildo is a... um... Cue Rain!!!!"Exactly. RRRRAAAAIIIINNNN! Explain to Izzy what that is so we don't have to! -_-'
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Actually.... there's a history to dildos. It's actually very epic. :)
Would any of you be interested in knowing it's other meaning and background? :)
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I mean, I thought onion rings were BLEEEEERGH worthy until I actually tr..."
Hahahahaha!! SUUUUURE!!! :D When exactly do you finish? Because... you are aware about the extent of my stay here in oz right? *nudges you to not spread the details*
and yes, if you were here I'd drive you around. :)
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Exactly. RRRRAAAAIIIINNNN! Explain to Izzy what that is so we don't have to! -_-'"
Hahahahaha WHY ME?!
Rose: 'cause you're the eldest?
ugh! Fine... >_< :D
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So King Arthur knocked on Merlin's door as the wizard was teaching his sister, Morgan Le Fay, magic.
Morgan was a skilled sorceress thanks to Merlin and she knew of what was troubling her brother.
Morgan told her brother that what he was about to face in the journey to find the grail would need flexibility and strength at the same time.
However, King Arthur believed that flexibility was a woman's trait and not a man's. So he left the hut and proceeded to prepare for his long journey with his knights.
When King Arthur travelled through the forest and some swamps, one of his knights was captured by...
~to be continued upon request~
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- one of his knights was captured by the great Amazonian female warriors.
Alas, they were no match for them as the forest and the swamp was the territory of the Amazonians.
Soon, most of King Arthur's men were taken hostage until King Arthur and Merlin were left to wander and try to find their comrades.
Lancelot, Percivale, and Galahad were aware of their situation. They were taken by surprise how women could be warriors.
The Amazonian warriors took one Knight at a time and they never return.
Percivale asked Galahad what could the warriors want with them, and Galahad only looked at Lancelot, knowing he was next.
Galahad's intuition was correct, until he and Percivale too were taken at the same time. The moment they reached the tent, they saw the worn out bodies of their fellow men, on the cold hard ground.
There were three women in their presence, all barely wearing anything as they were not civilised as what the Knights were used to.
Suddenly, another woman came in their tent, and assuming how the three women bowed humbly to her, they assumed that she was the queen.
Lancelot was quickly smitten at the Queen. She was infact, the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. They all talked with a foreign language, and the knights only looked at them confused.
The three amazonian warriors left their Queen but not before bowing to her.
The beautiful Queen circled the three knights as if she was a vulture circling her prey. Then her eyes landed on Lancelot. She too was smitten with the knight.
Suddenly, more women came in the tent and dragged the bodies of the other 21 knights out to God knows where.
Once again they were left alone.
Percivale mustered up the courage to talk, even though knowing that the warriors wouldn't understand their language. He asked her on what she intends to do with the three of them.
She smiled knowingly at Percivale, who was completely taken aback and replied with nothing else.
I also remember how Lancelot only smiled at her in adoration. She then spoke, (I don't want to talk in the old english language so I'd just simplify it) "You will not come to harm with me."
Galahad, who was silent for such a long time was shocked beyond words. When he was able to collect the courage to speak like Percivale he asked the Queen how she was able to speak in their language.
She replied by saying how she was actually, in fact, used to be one of the citizens in King Arthur's kingdom.
She also told them what she intends to do. She said that she needed more warriors as the others were growing older as the years pass. She needed the men to produce and to study their anatomy.
Alas, because of King Arthur's paranoia about his Queen Guinevere ever becoming unfaithful, he had ordered that all men of the round table must be castrated. However, Lancelot was the lucky lad who escaped such fate, and that was why he was able to seduce Queen Guinivere.
The Amazonian Queen had hoped that maybe atleast the three would have the right productive parts to help produce children.
Before anything else happened, there was a warrior's cry from a distance. King Arthur, Merlin, and Morgan came to rescue the knights from the warriors.
Long story short, they talked to the Amazonian Queen and asked for their release. Before Galahad could say anything, the knights who were once on the cold hard floor walked towards their King as if nothing happened.
Apparently, they were only sleeping and were taken good care of by the women.
For their hospitality, they presented them a gift. Although it will not help the women with their population problem, it will help them with their pleasure and their lack of weapons.
Lancelot stayed for a few more weeks however, promising his King that he would 'catch up to him' :D
And thus... the dildo was born.
However ... the Amazonian warriors didn't know what to do with them, as they forgot to ask the King and that the Amazonian Queen was the only one who could speak and remember English.
And so... the Amazonian women became the fiercest fighters of the world, better than the Knights of the Round Table.
Morgan's vision was right about Flexibility and Strength.
So with the numerous gift, the women of the Amazon were able to defeat their lack of pleasure AND their lack of armory.
The Amazonian warriors were able to defeat a horde of enemies with their amazing giant dildos.
The flexibility of it took the enemy by surprise, not knowing what hit them.
They even used them to kill their turkeys.
And thus, the move turkey-slap was created.
:D
See!!!! How rich the story is!!!
P.S.
All these facts are true, I'm a non fiction writer and anyone who tried to tell you otherwise is WRONG!!
I don't like independent thought, and what I say is the absolute truth! TRUTH is what I stand for, facts (fax) is what I stand on.
..............wow.......... i don't think i ever want to hear about dildos again*turns and walks out door*
*comes back*
wait!!!!!!! make up another story!!! XD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWait, what? Did you say something? Sorry, I was too busy laughing about the story.
Rain... King Arthur? SERIOUSLY?! XD
