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[Félix]

Maybe you're right.

[Sally, la reina]

Gloves are a necessity in Portland. Good, thick leather gloves.

[Félix]

For sure.

[RandomAnthony]

Go Larry go! Keep drinkin'! Keep postin'!

[[deleted user]]

Ha. Three drinks and he's curled up in the corner fast asleep.

[Félix]

Am not!

[[deleted user]]

You awake now Larry? Ready for round 2?

[Félix]

I am.

[Jammies]

*wonders if sock monkeys get hangovers*

[Jim]

Tonight let's get together for beers somewhere Larry.

[Sandysconnected]

I'm sorry I missed all the fun. Next time, do all the typing w/o corrections and enjoy!

[Félix]

Jim wrote: "Tonight let's get together for beers somewhere Larry."

It would be more fun with company, Jim.

[[deleted user]]

Have you been on the syrup again Larry?

[Félix]

I had one Widmer Droptop Ale.

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[Jim]

Larry wrote: "Jim wrote: "Tonight let's get together for beers somewhere Larry."

It would be more fun with company, Jim."

I'm trying Larry, but it's not easy to drop everything and get to Portland. Maybe I should switch to a movie life where I would have made it in time.

Was the beer good?

[Félix]

The beer was good.

[Sally, la reina]

Gin and blockus. Fish sticks and roasted carrots.

[Félix]

blockus?

[ms.petra]

http://www.blokus.com/

[Janice]

Does sleep deprived (or is it sleep depraved) count?

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

I was inebriated last night, but I was too tired to find this thread. I was asleep before 10:00. :)

[Carol]

it's ok, just post whatever silliness you had to say now!

[smetchie]

Holla!!!

[Sally, la reina]

I had at least three glasses of wine with dinner, and we brought the bottle home so I might have a fourth.

[Jim]

smetchie wrote: "Holla!!!"

HEY

[Félix]

Somebody was a birthday boozer.

[[deleted user]]

If you can't booze on your birthday when can you booze? On ya Shetchie, I hope you had one for each of us!

[Riëtte]

I'm sober, unfortunately, but I feel like sharing a drunk story:

Friend of mine wakes up one morning with a huge hangover. He gets up to go to the bathroom, and realises: SOMETHING'S WRONG.
He can't put his finger on it, but something feels really weird. He gets to the bathroom, and tries to take off his pants. They won't come off.
The reason being, naturally, that his pants were stapled to his ass. Indeed. Stapled.

[Jim]

Ouch indeed.

[Heidi]

I wuz here.

[Helena]

Heidi wrote: "I wuz here."

I’m here now, Heidi

I had to invite some um..people I don’t care for to dinner... so to make it more bearable I drank wine. Good plan, right? except they wouldn’t leave. That’s allotta wine.

[Heidi]

Oh man, I totally forgot that I posted in this thread Friday night.

It was a fun night. :)

[RandomAnthony]

I may drink tonight. Weeknight drinking is fun.

[Sally, la reina]

I really expected this comment to be from Barb.

[Jim]

Oh, I think she may already be drinking :-)

[Jim]

It was more the lampshade you were wearing.

[Jim]

::gets Barb a nice pillow and a blanket::

[Sally, la reina]

I want some whiskey.

[Jim]

I have some Canadian Club, will that do?

[Félix]

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry. If I don't get rye whiskey I surely will die.

[Jim]

::quickly hands Larry rye whiskey, because I don't like the alternative::

[[deleted user]]

::checks sock monkeys heart beat::

You made it in time Jim. He'll make a full recovery.

[[deleted user]]

vodka please. grey goose.

[Phoenix]

Jack and coke...minus the coke for me please...hold the glass, I'll take the whole bottle...oblivion here I come!

[[deleted user]]

hear, hear!

[Jim]

Gail "cyborg" wrote: "::checks sock monkeys heart beat::

You made it in time Jim. He'll make a full recovery."

YAY!

[Jim]

Esme wrote: "vodka please. grey goose."

Good taste in vodka.

[[deleted user]]

isn't it the best?

[Jim]

Ketel One is pretty good too.

[[deleted user]]

that goes great in cosmos, in my opinion