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[RandomAnthony]

I might pee in my pants

[Mary]

I want you all to know that I am the only one of yous guys who can eat, drink and be Mary.

[Lee]

*groan*.....lol

[Sally, la reina]

RussianWhit

[Sally, la reina]

beah.

[RandomAnthony]

Dome really Fucking strong cider

[janine]

I love this thread.

[Sally, la reina]

Garden gnome! I adore Catherine!

[Cynthia]

Catherine is cool. Glad to have you in the drunk thread, dear. I am feeling fine, fortunately I drank water after the wine and the dog slept in until 7 a.m. Hooray for Carl.

[Janice]

I agree with Sally and Cynthia. I'm imagining what a garden gnome's world might be like right now.

[Cynthia]

Certainly everything would look bigger.

[Sally, la reina]

::scoots ficus near Catherine::

[Cynthia]

Catherine: So sorry to hear you have chronic pain. Do you mind if I ask your diagnosis? Sorry to be nosy and maybe this has been covered already.

[Sally, la reina]

Are you a cat, Cynthia?

[Cynthia]

Nope. Are You?

[Kevin]

that is an interesting question sally

[Félix]

I'm curious about that question, too.

[Cynthia]

Curiosity killed the cat. Now I get it. Slow on the uptake today.

[Sally, la reina]

No, not death by questioning. I just get the sense that you are a compassionate person, the type who wants to curl up next to the person in the house sleeping when they aren't supposed to be just to make them feel better and less lonely.

[Félix]

I get that, too.

[Cynthia]

Sally wrote: "No, not death by questioning. I just get the sense that you are a compassionate person, the type who wants to curl up next to the person in the house sleeping when they aren't supposed to be just ..."

Sally, that is one of the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. I do consider myself a compassionate person. I am, in that way, kind of a cat. You just made my day--thank you for your words.
(Quick, Someone tell Kyle that Sally is not mean.) Smooches, Cynthia

[Mary]

Cynthia wrote: "Sally wrote: "No, not death by questioning. I just get the sense that you are a compassionate person, the type who wants to curl up next to the person in the house sleeping when they aren't suppos..."

And starts purring?

[Jammies]

Sally wrote: "No, not death by questioning. I just get the sense that you are a compassionate person, the type who wants to curl up next to the person in the house sleeping when they aren't supposed to be just ..."

HEY! Dogs do that too, you know! You are being speciesist! *goes to tell everyone that Sally is mean to dogs*

[Cynthia]

Oh sweet Jesus, that is rough. How old are your babies?

[Sally, la reina]

Oh wow, Catherine. Whoa.

::hands water over::

[Janice]

I'm impressed with the way you continue to see the humour in everything. It shows that you are a strong woman.

[Cynthia]

Catherine wrote: "::takes water and gives Benjamin a drink::
Thank you, Sally!

My daughter will be 5 at the end of January, my son will be 2 at the end of February.

5 and 2? Oh those are terrific ages. Not so terrific when mom is having chronic pain. Hang in there, honey.

[Sally, la reina]

Cat?

[Cynthia]

Barb wrote: "I'm on the last of a double size bottle of wine, and just finished listening to some ball and chain ... There's nothing like a good rant about having a cat today and not loving it tomorrow. I love..."

Double size. Oh, Barb, you are gonna have a big ass headache today.

[Cynthia]

Smart girl.

[evie]

Just had a double something ...

[Emily]

Aaah inebriated thread, how I have missed thee...

[Jim]

I was thinking somebody was starting early, but then realized Emily was from down under, and then felt sad she didn't have anyone to be inebriated with.

[Cynthia]

Poor Emily. She may be with all sorts of fun people, just not sharing that part with us, Jim.

[Jim]

That's true Cynthia.

[Emily]

Weeknight inebriation tends to be sans lots of fun people, but I usually have some company :)

[Sally, la reina]

Bunco!

[evie]

Someone told me, "you should never drink and bake."

I"m baking and drinking a cointreau and I feel O.K

[Sally, la reina]

I don't think your comma can stand in for a conjuction there.

[Janice]

evie wrote: "Someone told me, "you should never drink and bake."

I"m baking, drinking a cointreau and I feel O.K"

I have a drink and bake story that resulted in penis cookies. Let's just say that I have never had a drink and bake party since.

[evie]

Janice wrote: "evie wrote: "Someone told me, "you should never drink and bake."

I"m baking, drinking a cointreau and I feel O.K"

I have a drink and bake story that resulted in penis cookies. Let's just say th..."

Where did you get the main ingredient?

[Sally, la reina]

Have we talked about Drunk Kitchen yet here?

[Emily]

What's Drunk Kitchen? (Aside from the one at my house on Sundays...)

[Janice]

evie wrote: "Where did you get the main ingredient?..."

I'm not sure I understand you. The main ingredient being the penis cookies? We made them with sugar cookie dough and iced them with appropriate coloured icing. Then we baked them.... and ate them.

[Phil]

The main ingredient in chocolate chip cookies is chocolate chips.

The main ingredient in sugar cookies is sugar.

The main ingredient in peanut butter cookies is peanut butter.

The main ingredient in penis cookies is...

[Janice]

This thread is hard to find. Could someone stickie it?

Daughter-in-laws birthday
Celebrating with wine and shooters called sex on the beach.

[Emily]

I agree, there should be a brightly coloured string of some sort or a trail of cookie crumbs to lead you back here...

[Cheri]

Janice wrote: "This thread is hard to find. Could someone stickie it?

Daughter-in-laws birthday
Celebrating with wine and shooters called sex on the beach."

Follow the flashing lights and siren.

[Emily]

Dear Inebriation,

I have run out of wine #sad face# but I am on holidays from work for 4 days so when I wake up #happy face#...

I feel the need to chant "no more work, no more work"

Expecting morning joy and missing evening shinanigans :)

[Félix]

Catherine scares me.