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If Your Blank Could Talk, What Would It Say?
"Cash customers on the right, credit cards on the left."If a WHORE HOUSES BED could talk, what would it say?
"The things I've seen!"If a TOMATO could talk, what would it say?
If your TIRES could talk, what would they say? "Isn't 700 bucks worth your family's life?"
If a CHURCH could talk, what would it say?
"In here you'll find fellowship and forgiveness."
If your ATTIC could talk, what would it say?
"Slice me up and make me into a sandwich." **TOMATO**"Come on, clean up some of this dust. coughing" **ATTIC**
If your TREES could talk, what would they say?
People, people. Refresh before you post. ;-)
"You owe me for the wonderful shade I provide you, on hot days."If your TEENAGERS could talk, what would they say?
"Hey, ATM machine, I mean, mom, I need some money."If KING TUT could talk right now, what would he say?
"Where's my mummy?"If your WASHING MACHINE could talk right now, what would it say?
Hey, I just got done doing a load! :)
"Hey, lazies! Another forgotten load just went sour!"If your WEDDING BAND could talk, what would it say?
(What are you doing up so late?)
"Some days it feels a little tight"If your DOGGY DOOR could talk, what would it say?
( I was going to ask you the same thing. Your an hour or two later than me.)
Oh, tomorrow is an off Friday for me.
"If you installed me for the cat, why do you do her bidding and keep getting up to let her out?"If CHARLES MANSON could (coherently) talk right now, what would the lunatic say?
(I'm in my insomnia period, right now. Just took half a muscle relaxer. Keep your fingers crossed. Oh, I'm off tomorrow, too!)
"Wonder if that %$% Roman Polanski,is going to do any time?"If your PILLOW could talk, what would it say?
( Is it the 1:00 or 2:00 hour there? )
"Tell your kid I'm for sleeping on not slapping people with."If the SPHINX could talk, what would it say?
(It's 1:22. Not. sleepy. at. all. Sigh.)
Sorry to hear that. Time for me to hit the pillow!Good luck with your relaxer & good night.
See ya tomorrow...
Wow, you guys burned the midnight oil on creativity huh.If the LEANING TOWER OF PIZA could talk, what would it say?
"What the hell people! Straighten me up!"If your KITCHEN TABLE could talk, what would it say?
I'm good for more that board/tabletop games you guys, how about some food some time.If you UNDERWEAR could talk, what would it say?
"Spandex only expands so far."If a FETUS could talk, what would it say?
"OH no! That time of the month again." **UNDERWEAR**"Only 6 more months to go!" **FETUS**
If your PJ's could talk, what would they say?
"You spend too much time in me. I need a break."If a FETUS could talk, what would it say?
"Stop eating all that spicy food, you're giving me heartburn in my tiny heart."If your HeadPhones could talk, what would it say?
"Crank up the volume some more, I wanna make you go DEAF!"If your HEART could talk, what would it say?
"Stop eating all those M&M's, and red meat!"If a GOAT could talk, what would it say?
"How do I get this bucket off my head?"If a Flashlight could talk, what would it say?
"I don't work with out batteries."If a TORNADO could talk, what would it say?
"Wanna watch me tear a house off its foundation?If the SUN could talk, what would it say?
"Is it hot in here or is it just me?" **SUN**"Point me towards the golf course please." **LIGHTNING**
If OATMEAL could talk, what would it say?
"More brown sugar, bitch!"If your KEYBOARD could talk, what would it say?
"I don't know what that funny key next to CTRL does either."If you HAIRBRUSH could talk, what would it say?
"I'd work better if you clean me out sometimes!"If your HAIR STYLIST could tell the truth, what would he/she say?
"The hair dye you buy at Walmart for $7 is the same stuff we charge $50 for."If your TOILET could talk, what would it say?
Hallelujah! (in big choir tone of voice :P) If a PIMPLE could talk, what would it say?
"Pop me! I need some relief."If MICHAEL VICK'S current pet dog could talk, what would it say?
"OMG! OMG! OMG! GET ME OUT OF HERE!"If TOTO FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ could talk, what would he say?
*pulling the curtain back to reveal the man behind the wizard* "You dummies. I knew it all along."If Angelina and Brad's brood were being interviewed right now, what would they say?
We're building an army to take over the world!If a fly could talk what would it say?
(my last one was actually in reply to the church one but it came out funny anyway :P)
"Huh, nothing to puke over. Typical."
If youre fotwear could talk, what would they say?
If youre fotwear could talk, what would they say?
"Long toes and no arch. Am I shodding a human or monkey?"If a calendar could talk, what would it say?
"I always go back to Monday no matter what. WTH?"If YOUR FLASHLIGHT could talk, what would it say?
"No, don't make me shine on the fat lady again!"If a mans PENIS could talk, what would it say?
"you need to warn me before you put me their!"If your LIVER could talk, what would it say?
"Good idea you quit drinking."If your ELBOW could talk, what would it say?
"You have to use lotion on me, dumb ass, to keep from being ashy and dry."If Pamela Anderson's BREAST could talk, what would they say?
"You wouldn't have a career if it wasn't for me."If a COFFIN could talk, what would it say?
"This will not do! The Count likes his to have velvet in it."If a VOODOO DOLL could talk, what would it say?
"I get nailed more than a hooker and still don't get paid"If your ANUS could talk, what would it say?
If a WHORE HOUSE could talk, what would it say?