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If Your Blank Could Talk, What Would It Say?
"Hey, isn't the right hand a real show off?"If your BED could talk, what would it say?
" What's up?, I haven't heard any headboard hitting the wall in over three years!"If your DOCTOR would talk, what would he/she say?
"Lose weight, Lori"If your MIRROR could talk, what would it say?
"Good God, what the hell happened!!!?"If your TOOTHBRUSH could talk, what would it say?
"Please get some toothpaste that taste good".If your FRONT YARD could talk, what would it say?
"If Josh doesn't weedeat me soon, I feel a divorce coming on between the folks who live here"If your PAYCHECK could talk, what would it say?
"Yeah... I'm not worth a lot, am I?"If your computer mouse could talk, what would it say?
"Slow down, I'm getting dizzy!"If your CD PLAYER could talk, what would it say?
"Hey you don't use me anymore, what's up with that?"If your TOWEL CLOSET could talk, what would it say?
"Hey, it's getting kinda lonely in here!"If your WASHING MACHINE could talk, what would it say?
"The jokes on you, red panties in whites = red everything!"If your TRASH CAN could talk, what would it say?
"I would love to have my broken wheel fixed. I'd definitely be easier to maneuver to the road!"If your TOILET could talk, what would it say?
"Good Lord, what did you eat last night?"If your BOOKMARK could talk, what would it say?
"You sure do read slow in your old age."If your WASHER could talk, what would it say?
"My god....I forgot how many clothes a baby goes through!"If your KID'S BEDROOM could talk, what would it say?
"The smell in my room doesn't bother me as much as it bothers you"If your MIDDLE FINGER could talk, what would it say?
"Good use of me this morning on that idiot truck driver!"If your TONGUE could talk, what would it say?
"Sometimes you need to think before you speak!"If your EARS could talk, what would they say?
"I know you really want an industrial but please don't, you know how bad it's gonna hurt!"If your FLOORING could talk, what would it say?
The dust *cough cough* I'm choking to death.If your ICE MAKER could talk, what would it say?
"Thanks for cleaning out the collection tray--we can get kinda smelly after awhile!"If your DISHWASHER could talk, what would it say?
"I could use a break once in a while!"If your FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY could talk, what would it say?
"When did you learn to ride that bike?"If your DOORMAT could talk, what would it say?
"I'm tired of these carpenter ants crawling over me to get into your front door!"If your BELLY BUTTON could talk, what would it say?
"Stop staring at me and do some proper research"If your HEADPHONES could talk, what would they, say?
"I'm a really nice set of headphones aren't I?"If your HOME ATMOSPHERE could talk, what would it say?
"I really could use some work. What's that fly doing there?"If your baby sibling could talk, what would he/she say? (or any young child)
"FOOT DIE" (Inside joke lol) If you FAVORITE PIECE OF ART could talk, what would it say?
"Please get me out of storage, dust me off and hang me up in a place of honor again."If your DRIVEWAY could talk, what would it say?
"Hey, can you get your car to stop leaking oil on me?"If your TOOTHBRUSH could talk, what would it say?
"I think I need to be replaced"If your EYES could talk, what would they say?
"Please bleach me!" after reading an Edward Lee book. :)If your toothpick that is laying under the fridge could talk, what would it say?
"Deep down, you know you wanna see what I taste like"
If your CLOSET could talk, what would it say?
If your CLOSET could talk, what would it say?
"No more wire hangers!!!"If your Bathing Suit could talk, what would it say?
*Crickets* [b/c I do not own a bathing suitIf your FAVORITE CHAIR could talk, what would it say?
"The fatcat is filling my side pocket with crumpled paper."If your BATHROBE could talk, what would it say?
"Really, it takes that many things & shit to fix your hair!"If your KITCHEN SINK could talk, what would it say?
Good grief, could you wash me out every once in a while?If your BATH MAT could talk, what would it say?
"Seriously! You stood on me & did that? I'll never come clean again!"If your HINDSIGHT could talk, what would it say?
"Fail... coulda shoulda done stuff better."If your DVD PLAYER could talk what would it say?
Please explain to your fatcat that I am not a kitty bed.If your Shower could talk what would it say?
Oh hello, are you gonna make me wet again
If your BED SHEETS could talk what would they say
If your BED SHEETS could talk what would they say
quite burning holes in me!If your left shoe could talk what would it say?
I wish you used me for a change instead of always relying on the right shoe to be first!If your MOST PRIZED POSSESSION could talk, what would it say?
"Yap yap yap" (Translation: "Feed me, human servant.")If your COFFEE MAKER could talk, what would it say?
I'm answering my own because it's the afternoon and I'm struggling not to nap.My coffee maker would say, "I'm your dealer, junky."
If your WELCOME MAT could talk, what would it say?
I'm looking right up this girl's skirt!If your BEDSIDE LAMP could talk, what would it say?
'Why do you still use me after the sun has come up?!'If your CHILDHOOD could talk, what would it say?
Save Me!If your WINDSHIELD could talk, what would it say?
If your LEFT HAND could talk, what would it say?