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If Your Blank Could Talk, What Would It Say?
"Pass that doobie over here."If your FAVORITE T-SHIRT could talk, what would it say?
"I know I feel good but, sooner or later you will have to wash me."If your HOT TUB could talk, what would it say?
"Have you measured the amount of fecal matter floating around in me? I think you'd be surprised."If your Lawnmower could talk, what would it say?
"Landscaping does NOT mean letting your front lawn look like a tropical rainforest."If your FAVORITE BOOK could talk, what would it say?
"Yes i know i'm your favorite, but look at my cover, it's all rigged up in scotch tape!"If your CELL PHONE could talk, what would it say?
"Yes, I know you want to marry me. Yes, I am everything to you. I'm your book, your phone, your games, etc., etc. But my dear, I don't believe in marrying out of my species."If your LAP TOP could talk, what would it say?
"Hey you didn't even check me out before you gave me to your daughter."If your MAIL BOX could talk, what would it say?
"When are you coming to visit me? Just because I'm a P.O. Box, you're too lazy to take the short drive to see me."If your BLANK DVD could talk, what would it say?
"Please,burn something! Since you bought that Ipod you never use me anymore." If your UNDERWEAR could talk, what would it say?
"Come on, flowers again!"If your SHOWER could talk, what would it say?
"You'll get out any time now. It ain't singing in the rain. You're responsible for the water shortage."If your COFFEE MUG could talk, what would it say?
"You always put me in the microwave to heat me up and forget I'm in there."If your SUITCASE could talk, what would it say?
"Why can't we go somewhere tropical this time?"If your PRINTER could talk, what would it say?
"Don't you know how to work me yet?"If your BOOKCASE could talk, what would it say?
"Why do you always put the classics up front and hide the dirty books in the back?"If your PILLOW could talk,what would it say?
"Why do you always flip me over to the colder side?"If you DVD COLLECTION could talk, what would it say?
"You call this a collection?"If an anatomy class cadaver could talk, what would it say?
"Hey there, aren't you supposed to be learning for me, not fucking me?" If your BRIC-A-BRAC SHELF could talk, what would it say?
"I hope you know everything you have on display is worthless."If your MANDARIN DUCK ENTREE could talk, what would it say?
"Not again.Can't you think of anything else to eat.I know a nice fish that would be good"If your HAMMOCK could talk,what would it say?
"Hahahaha... you still haven't figure out how to sit in me without flipping on the ground!"If your TOOLBOX could talk, what would it say?
"Come on now, who are you kidding? You don't know which tool is which!"If the STARS could talk, what would they say?
"Please stop trying to count us. Just give up already. All the attention and staring at us I'd cool,but you are really just wasting time."If A CHESSBOARD could talk, what would it say?
"Your pawn can only move 2 spaces on the 1st move, Dummy"If your CHOCOLATE MILK could talk, what would it say?
"Let's go find the blender,liquor,some ice and have a party!"If your EYES could talk,what would it say?
"No more please! No more looking in the mirror!"If your ASS could talk, what would it say?
"3 wks from 38 and still firm and shapely, way go stud!"if your BACKPACK could talk, what would it say?
Brainycat that's effing funny!! I can see you looking in a mirror. Go on with your bad self!!!"Books, granola bar, a bottle of water, some fresh sliced veggies in a baggie, a newspaper, and a cell phone. Oh shit this is not my backpack!"
If the DEVIL ON YOUR SHOULDER could talk, what would it say?
"Where did the angel go?"if the TRUNK OF YOUR CAR could talk, what would it say?
"I have to find some place to dump this body or someone will notice."If your NASAL CAVITY could talk,what would it say?
"Is your iPod on repeat? I've been hearing this same song for an hour!"If your MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTION could talk, what would it say?
"Please don't get me just simply for the coupons in the back. I'd like to be read the same way you read those books that you can't keep your nose out of."If your BOOKMARK could talk, what would it say?
Stop chewing on the corner of me.If your LIBRARY CARD could talk, what would it say?
"Help! Where am I?"If your NIGHTSTAND could talk, what would it say?
"Will you please fix my leg before I fall over!"If your CAR could talk, what would it say?
"Wash me woman! Geesh! It's embarassing!"If you're BED could talk, what would it say?
"When are you gonna put those sheets back on me?!"If your BACKYARD could talke, what would it say?
"why don't you use me more?"If your DRIVEWAY could talk, what would it say?
"Why do we Drive on a Parkway...ang Park on a Driveway?"If your SIDEWALK could talk, what would it say?
"Do you seriously still believe that stepping on the cracks are bad luck?"If your KITCHEN SINK could talk, what would it say?
"I'm so tired of seeing these dishes, please buy a damn dishwasher"If your FLOOR could talk, what would it say?
"Snap,Crackle,Pop....your teenagers have been cranking up the sound again."If your TURNTABLE could talk what would it say?
"Boy, I sure do miss the days when we were relevant"If your PETS could talk, what would they say?
" Too damn cold out this morning to "do my thing"If your JUNK DRAWER could talk, what would it say?
"Can't breathe. *gasp* Help!!!!!!!!!!!!"If your sunglasses could talk, what would they say?
"I really don't appreciate being tossed out a window, butthead!"If your COMPUTER could talk, what would it say?
Come on now i don't get to go any where but Face Book & Goodreasd!!!If you DOG/CAT could talk, what would he/she say?
"Why didn't I get anything for Christmas?!"If your HANDS could talk, what would they say?
"Please use more lotion, we live in the desert now"If your BATHROOM SINK could talk, what would it say?
What can Brown do for you?
If your paycheck could talk what would it say ?