What haven't you done that everyone else has?->past tense to present tense to future tense

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RandomAnthony wrote: "I was just thinking of getting rid of my land line, but I'm not ready yet."

Me too, just can't talk my wife into it.

[Kevin]

c'mon. how many calls do you really get on it anyway AND how come you are paying for two phone plans??

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I'm not arguing with you Kevin.

[Félix]

I am arguing for the same thing here with no luck.

[Phil]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "c'mon. how many calls do you really get on it anyway AND how come you are paying for two phone plans??"

Our land line is required for Dish Network, monitoring our alarm system, and the occasional FAX.

[Kevin]

ok, ok, i was just giving jim a hard time. since he has been away for a bit. BUT, he is my cubs buddy so i will even pay one month of his land line bill if the cubs win the central division

[Sarah]

I can't get rid of my land line either. Apparently we need it for internet.

I've never eaten bacon.

[Kevin]

what???? never eaten bacon? one of the five food groups?

[Sarah]

Nope!

[Kevin]

waiter: "and you ma'am?"

sarah pi: "i'll have the LT on pumpernickel please"

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

I've had bacon, but I don't like it. It's too salty. I prefer an ALT - Avocado, Lettuce, and Tomato. With mayo and a little salt, it's really really good.

[Kevin]

i prefer a BLB

[Sarah]

And I don't need the tomato, for the most part. Avocado with some balsamic and salt and pepper makes a nice sandwich.

Technically, I have never had any pig product: bacon, ham, pork, etc... nor have I eaten shellfish of any kind, except once when I was 14 and I ordered a pasta with scallops at a restaurant, mistaking them for shallots.

[Sarah]

I planted Early Girl and yellow cherry tomato seedlings yesterday. I only like local tomatoes.
They're just so darn pretty I can't resist, even if they do share a name with those washed out things in the supermarket.

[Kevin]

i don't like a tomato. it is like they are not done inside or something.

[Félix]

You can have my tomatoes, too.

[Kevin]

i grow all of those in my garden

[Kevin]

Kohlrabi? Kale? Bok Choy? Rutabaga?

[Félix]

Okra?

[Kevin]

the talk show lady?

[Félix]

That's the one.

[Félix]

Hominy?

[Cambridge]

I believe scientifically Tomatoes are a fruit :) (and I like them too)

[Sarah]

Durian?

[Félix]

That looks alien.

[Sarah]

Looks like a medeival weapon, smells like a dead person.
And yet somehow a delicacy.

Check out the avclub's taste test: http://www.avclub.com/articles/durian...

[RandomAnthony]

Durian is the smelly one, right? That shows up on every Travel Channel show sooner or later.

[Kevin]

exactly sarah. a mace you can eat after the battle

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RandomAnthony wrote: "Durian is the smelly one, right? That shows up on every Travel Channel show sooner or later."


The bane of Andrew Zimmern's existence.

[Kelly (Maybedog)]

Jackie, Mexi-nuggets are from Taco Time. Taco Bell around here doesn't have anything even remotely similar anymore but they did use to years ago. I eat at both way too often.

I have never:
Gotten married
Had a baby (but I have kids)
Had school detention
Stole anything from a store
Cheated on my taxes
Failed a course
Drank more than a sip of beer (yuck!)
Had a young puppy or kitten (youngest was 5 months)
Liked mayonnaise.
Been to Hawaii (everyone on the US West Coast it seems as been to Hawaii)

There are tons of "normal" things I've only done once and that was enough such as skiing, smoking a cigar, and eating clams.

I've been wondering what a Durian tree was ever since it appeared in my Farmville farm.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Kelly, yep, my quest for whatever Taco Bell called their tots was years and years ago.

And I've got to say that Mexi-Nuggets is a horrible name. I don't know what Taco Time is thinking!

[Bonnie]

I'll never read a Twilight book or watch any of the movies. I'll never read any of the Shopaholic series that all my co workers gush over.."rolls eyes"
I will not add "random" to my Vocabulary.
And I will never eat Seafood no matter how many times people tell me how great it is.

The End

[RandomAnthony]

I will not add "random" to my Vocabulary.

cries

[Félix]

Good. More seafood pour moi.

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Did someone mention Random seafood? Count me in.

[Félix]

Okay. You're in.

[Bonnie]

RandomAnthony wrote: "I will not add "random" to my Vocabulary.

cries"

I read this is was wondering why you put cries lol, like DUH Bonnie..I'm having one of those days.

[Dovewing]

I don't like mint. Or Thin Mints. And I don't like gum. In fact, I can't stand the flavor of gum.

[Sarah]

Any flavor of gum? Because gum isn't a flavor.

[Dovewing]

Yes, any and all flavors of gum. also, the chemical base or whatever it is before they add flavoring tastes bad.

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Nune wrote: "I've never seen really vampire films!And I've never been in USA...lol"

Well if it helps, I've never been to Armenia.

[Félix]

... but I've been to Oklahoma.

[Sarah]

I've been to Oklahoma. They tell me I was born there, but it's a lie. How would they know, anyway?

[Félix]

They keep records of those things.

[Sarah]

So you're saying they're right? I don't think I'm prepared to be from Oklahoma. I need to work on my drawl.

[Félix]

Just watch Reba for a couple of weeks.

[Sarah]

I guess I could teach Apricot to pull a surrey with a fringe on top...

[Félix]

Oh my.

I guess you could do that sooner ... or later.

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Nune wrote: "So,I invite you ARMENIA.....Jim!!!!"

I'll get there as soon as I can, but I wouldn't hold your breath.

[Sally, la reina]

I don't think they drawl in Oklahoma.