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Aug 30, 2010 07:09PM
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1. I have lived in Vermont.2. I totaled my first car.
3. I have declared bankruptcy.
Nancy wrote: "1. I have lived in Vermont.2. I totaled my first car.
3. I have declared bankruptcy."
Complete guess.... #1?
If no one else plays, you can have another guess. :)
#2. You totaled your first car.... who hasn't? :)
Anna wrote: "#2. You totaled your first car.... who hasn't? :)"Me? =P My Camaro is still sitting nicely in my driveway. =D
Your turn, Anna. :) (I actually totaled two cars, LOL!)
I was recently arrested for indecent exposure.I recently saw a New Orleans police officer pissing on a light pole.
I was recently mugged by a man in a bunny suit.
Bwahahahahaha! Too funny.I would say #1.
Nope, not #1. If I was exposed though, it would definitely be indecent. :)
I was going to guess #2, but I thought with all the hot weather we've been having that more people would be running around naked. :)
#2 it is! I saw the cop whip it out on a really busy intersection in the middle of the day and pee on a light pole as his partner sat in the car and smoked a cigarette. Paul's turn?!
OK...(1) One leg is slightly shorter than the other
(2) I have only 1 thumb
(3) My eyes are two different colors.
=-) Nope. Both are steel gray (or blue to some people).
That's a tough one. My grandfather, father, and brother are/were all missing a finger or two, but I think I'm going to go with #1.... and come to think of it, one of my dad's legs is slightly shorter than the other too. He has horrible hip problems because of it.
Alas, my grandmother had on leg slightly shorter than the other, but mine match. =-)
Lucy wrote: "So must be #2?"Indeed. I have only one thumb. Your turn!
Hmmm, difficult. 1. I swear all the time.
2. I have a serious shoe fetish.
3. I smoke a pack a day.
I'm guessing that if you are a "gym shoe" type of girl you may not smoke a pack a day. So, #1 you swear like a sailor?!
Anna good reasoning! Yes maam I swear all the time. Your turn!
I teach an undergrad course in American government, and right before every exam or semester paper is due I get a slew of colorful emails from my students explaining why they did not take the exam or turn in their paper. Which of these excuses have I received most recently?
1. My car was hit by lightening on the way to class.
2. My roommate attacked me with a butcher knife.
3. I was still drunk from the night before and didn’t want to get a DUI on the way to class.
Anna wrote: "I teach an undergrad course in American government, and right before every exam or semester paper is due I get a slew of colorful emails from my students explaining why they did not take the exam o..."All three? =D
Alright, it's kind of a trick question. I've heard all three excuses, but the "most recent" was B, "my roommate attacked me with a butcher knife." I received that email this morning. I think it’s your turn Nancy?
1. I have a tattoo on my right ankle.2. I once slept with a cop.
3. I love wearing high heels.
What's with all the shoe references?!By not so reasonable deduction, I'm going to say that you hate wearing high heels and have a tattoo on your right ankle.
Your turn, Anna. I loathe high heels, but do have more than 20 pairs of shoes. Is that considered a fetish?
Maybe, or it may mean that you have a hard time parting with the past. :) That's your psycholanlisis for the day. 1. I used to play high school basketball with the former Olympic track runner Marion Jones.
2. I used to play guitar with the Canadian folk band Be Good Tanyas.
3. I used to play tournament ping-pong with the child star Danny Bonaduce.
No, but that would make for a better story for sure.
Wow, great guess Lucy. I guess you are up!
Anna wrote: "Nope, but that would be cooler yet."You tricked me with that Canada shirt. :)
1. I've kissed girls.2. I've run a marathon.
3. I've bungee jumped.
I'm going with the gym shoes theme... #2!
