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1. Defend myself. I believe that handing out instant karma is a civic virtue.2. Yes, though my disaster preparedness plans need to be reevaluated in light of my new living situation.
3. I have and I'm willing to do so again.
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1. Strength, agility, endurance: pick two
2. blades or clubs?
3. how high is your pain tolerance?
1. Agility2. Blades
3. High.
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1. Nearsighted, farsighted or any other eye problems?
2. Can you detect the spice component of a dish merely by tasting it?
3. How sensitive is your nose?
*did the iPhone iEat the rest of your iPost?
*You were too quick. I caught myself and edited it, Mr. Smartycat. Watch it or I'll put heat into your system and increase your entropy."
1. I can't see far...whichever that one is.2. Absolutely not.
3. Very sensitive.
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1. Which would you rather see live: a Shakespeare play or a Broadway musical?
2. Do you believe in love at first sight?
3. Vampires, zombies or werewolves?
1. Since I've never seen Shakespeare live, I'd pick that now.2. I absolutely believe in love at first sight, with a donut.
3. Werewolves, I'm a dog lover yanno.
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1. What's your favorite manufactured scent?
2. What's your favorite natural scent?
3. Have you ever had a parasite?
1. Vanilla anything soap, lotion, whatever.2. surprisingly, VANILLA
3. Unfortunately I would say yes. There was a time in my youth that I very much was a clingy leech. bluh. NOT good times.
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1. If you could rule the world for only one day, what would you do?
2. If nudity were acceptible in public, would you still wear clothes?
3. If there was one thing you could do, that no one would EVER find out.... what would it be?
1. End war and inhumanity. Tall order, eh?2. No on a warm day.
3. Murder people who irritate me. I'm in a period where people are really irritating me. Good in theory, but I don't think I could ever really hurt people, unless they agree to it as part of a sport.
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1. If you could kill people without repercussions, would you?
2. Who would you kill?
3. Do you believe that some people deserve death?
1.No, I would if I was defending myself or protecting my family. 2.Anyone who hurts children or animals.
3.Yes, there is real evil in this world. Why is sometimes good people die and evil lives?
1.shower or bath?
2.What's your favorite thing to do in the shower?
3.Do you enjoy showering alone or with someone?
1. Both. Shower for efficiency, bath for enjoyment and as a stress reliever.2. Run the water through my hair and down the back of my neck.
3. It depends on who that someone is whether I enjoy being alone more or not.
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1. What's your favorite perfume/cologne?
2. What kind of smell do you find most attractive?
3. How important is smell in determining how attracted you are to someone?
1. Chanel allure ( womens perfume ) if a woman walks past with this on I nearly break my neck following the scent as she walks past. I have a really strong sense of smell2. See above
3. not too much , but they should smell nice.
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1. Worst thing you have ever smelt.?
2. What is your favourite sense?
3. Have you ever lost your senses , and what did you do?
1. Asian shrimp paste. For a practical joke, you should take a little bit of it, smear it onto a doorknob, and watch people wonder where that stink is coming from and why they're smelling it on their hands. It smells worse than poop.2. The Eyes
3. I have never really lost any sense, but I am very near sighted. I wear contact lenses. Since it is my favorite sense, I worry that I may lose it one day.
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1. What sets of clothing do you wear most frequently?
2. What are you wearing now?
3. What do you like to see on the opposite sex?
1. Black Carhart logging jeans, black t-shirt, black shoes2. Black Carhart logging jeans, black t-shirt, black shoes
3. Pubic hair
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1. Will civilization end with a bang or a whimper?
2. Are you prepared for a civilization-ending event?
3. What would you miss most in a post-apocalyptic world?
1. A bang! Because it started with one.2. Yes, I have popcorn.
3. Indoor plumbing, easy access to food, gasoline for my car.
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1. Do you remember cold war air raid drills?
2. Do you think nuclear war is still a threat?
3. How would you be judged on Judgement Day (assuming you believe that.)
(Darn, Brainy, I was hoping you weren't answering the clothing one. I know your clothing habits from past interviews.)1. No, but I remember Vietnamese curfew.
2. Yes
3. I think I will be allowed into heaven. I have my foolish moments, but I'm a good and kind person who would give the shirt off my back if somebody needs it.
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1. What would you do if you were told the world will end at midnight?
2. If you had the only shelter that will be guaranteed safe from nuclear war, would you let others know?
3. Who would you let share your shelter?
1. Do lots of drugs and get laid.2. Yes, but only some family members and some hot ladies.
3. ^^ ^^
1. Do you feel that cell phones are becoming the mark of the beast?
2. Do you believe that the Antichrist will come in a human form?
3. Did Nostradamus lie?
1. Nope. Love my iPhone.2. I'm not a Christian. Therefore, I do not believe in the Antichrist.
3. No. I believe that he believes what he believes. Got it? How his predictions have been interpreted by others to fit in with their belief is another story.
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1. What do you usually do on a Friday night?
2. Do you prefer to go out or stay in?
3. What would you prefer to do on a Friday night?
1. Meet up with friends or family, have a nice dinner,sit around and enjoy each other, just relax.2.I like to do both depending how tired I am. I enjoying going out and hearing all types of live music.
3.Having friends over for food and wine, talking, playing cards or any kind of games and most importantly laughing.
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1.Have you ever pulled a practical joke on someone?
2.If you have, what was it?
3.Has anyone pulled a practical joke on you?
1. I used to love to pull practical jokes on April Fools.2. I used an old IRS statement saying we owed some money, modified the name and increased the amount greatly, and sent it to my sister.
3. Yes, but not as well as I can do it.
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1. Are you in general a serious person or a person with a great sense of humor.
2. Are you able to see the funny and ridiculous side of a tough situation?
3. Do you believe that laughter is terrific medicine?
1. Very somber actually, sober as a judge even.2. Never.
3. If I thought laughter was good medicine I wouldn't have flunked that drug test.
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1. Do you remember jokes after you hear them and repeat them to others?
2. What's the funniest joke that you've heard?
3. In your opinion, who is the funniest actor/actress around?
1. Yes, but very badly. I somehow stumble and ruin the punch line.2. Mrs. Smith, a third grade teacher wanted the class to play a game where one student starts drawing on the board, then one by one others add to it.
She decides not to start with Johnny, because he is so naughty and always has some “unusual” picture in mind. So she starts with Jane.
Jane: “This is our House”
3. I like the oldies. Laurel & Hardy.
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1. Do you draw or doodle?
2. What do you draw or doodle?
3. Would you show it to people?
1. Yes, I paint and draw when I'm not writing or reading.2. I draw mostly monsters, abominations, demons, and dead-mutilated bodies.
3. I once showed my drawing of my "Devil's Whorehouse." to my mom and she started crying and then I showed it to my dad and he called me a "Sick Fuck"
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1. Do you watch pro-rasslin?
2. Do you think the Kardhashyians deserve their fame?
3. Have you ever wondered what human flesh tastes like?
Thoa wrote: "1. Nope. Love my iPhone.2. I'm not a Christian. Therefore, I do not believe in the Antichrist.
3. No. I believe that he believes what he believes. Got it? How his predictions have been inte..."
And yes if you "Love" a machine then I think my conspiracy theory is gaining some strength. Thanks for your input.
*I'd like to see that picture, Lorezo!1. No
2. Not any more than I deserve mine.
3. Yes, and thanks to the magic of teh interwebz, I found out it tastes strikingly similiar to wild pig.
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1. Where do you like to read?
2. Do you like to listen to music when you read?
3. hardback, paperback, ebook or audiobook?
Brainycat wrote: "*I'd like to see that picture, Lorezo!1. No
2. Not any more than I deserve mine.
3. Yes, and thanks to the magic of teh interwebz, I found out it tastes strikingly similiar to wild pig.
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I put it as my avatar. and I don't see what the big deal is.
*Not a big deal at all. Hieronymus Bosch has more graphic drawings, I think. Even religious art contains more graphic imagery.*1. In bed.
2. Yes
3. Ebook for in bed, audiobook when I'm doing a monotonous activity.
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1. What is the most disturbing art you've ever seen?
2. What is disturbing about it?
3. Would you hang it up on your wall?
1. I don't like art that's disturbing for the sake of being disturbing. So if I think about art I like that's also disturbing I think of Francis Bacon, Egon Schiele or Robert Maplethorpe. But there is a LOT of good disturbing art out there, this is a small box.2. They are meant to be provacative or odd, but also fascinating.
3. Some of them, yes.
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1. Would you hang art that contained nudity in your home?
2. Would you be ever pose nude for an art class?
3. Do you power wash your sidewalks?
1. Of course. The body is a beautiful thing. It's people's ideas that made it obscene or ugly. That's how you came into the world.2. Funny, when I was younger and my body was better, no. Now, I would depending on the attitudes and if everybody else was doing the same.
3. No. Life is too short to worry about that unless I'm having a special event.
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1. Are you generous or stingy?
2. What's your definition of generous and stingy?
3. Are you more generous with yourself or others?
1.Generous2.My definition of generous is someone who thinks of other people first. To have a loving open heart. My definition of stingy is someone who thinks only of themselves and how things effect them.
3.Maybe because I'm a mom,I put other people first before myself. Trying to change that lately, old habits are hard to break.
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1.If you had an extra hour a day, what would you do?
2.What new thing would you like to learn?
3.If you could teach one thing to someone,what would that be?
1. Figure out how I wasted that extra hour per day that was given me.2. Creative writing.
3. To be tolerant of others and to not be controlling of other people. There are plenty of people in this world who gets very irritated that the world does not live ad they do. I try to tolerate people from all walks of life as long as they are not harming others, but I cannot tolerate judgmental or controlling people. Those people I show my wrath to. I grow horns, a rail, fangs, the whole works.
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1. What thing did you once can't do without but now can't stand (not an ex).
2. What's the one thing you can't do without now?
3. Would you loan the item out and for how long?
1) Cigarettes2) My computer
3) No
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1) Do you cry at sad movies?
2) Do you scream at the victim of a horror movie?
3) Do you have to have popcorn at the movies?
1. only when I'm alone, and if it's REALLY sad2. No, if they didn't do stupid stuff, there would be no movie usually. It would be safe people, do safe things, and who wants to see that?
3. No, too expensive, shit the ticket alone is usually too expensive for me.
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1. Do you dream in color or black and white?
2. Do you eat breakfast?
3. Do you wear a watch or depend on your phone for the time?
1) Both2) Not in the morning
3) I have a watch, i don't have a cell phone
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1) Do you have a land line phone, a cell, or both?
2) Do you have more than one vehicle?
3) Do you believe in giving kids a spanking, time out, or both?
1. Since I'm bw homes, only cell.2. One
3. Time out. I would never strike a child, not even on the butt. Misbehaving aggressive grownups are another matter.
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1. Are you a good driver or a bad driver?
2. Why?
3. How would you do compared against a NyC driver?
*I'm typing with my nose since I had to gnaw my wrists to separate from my white-knuckled hands that's frozen to the steering wheel.
1.good driver2.First..I don't text while driving..I'm a defensive driver. I'm considerate of other drivers on the road. Had a job driving cars for a car dealership..got allot of experience.
3.Probably hold my own..never drove in NYC.
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1.What was your best or favorite job ever?
2.What was your worst job ever?
3.If you could have your dream job, what would that be?
1. Freelancing by making digital decorative images. Also, making and selling scarves.2. Waitressing at a Pizza Hut. Never waitressed again. I'm a verygood tipper now.
3. Any creative job that pays well, requires travel for research, and quiet time to create.
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1. What are the qualities of the best boss you've ever had?
2. What are the characteristics of the worse boss you've ever had
3. Would you make a great boss?
1. We were a small team, and she was (at one point to a fault) a very trusting person. Her best quality was that she had our back no matter what happened. And shit happens when you're in IT.2. He was only out for himself. Took credit for the group's achievements and left us out to dry when the chips were down.
3. I'm a reasonable guy, and fair. I'm a good judge of character.
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1. Where's the riskiest place you've, you know, done it?
2. Are you a sore loser?
3. Do you play any games with your significant other?
1. On the beach.2. I don't like to lose, but I grin and shake hands of congratulations.
3. When I had a sig. other, sex games yes. When things got bad, mind games in terms of refusing to do anything he requested. Basically, refusing to be controlled in any way. Or agreeing and just don't do it. Drives people crazy when you don't do what they want you to do.
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1. Are you aggressive or passive aggressive?
2. How are you like that?
3. What irritates you more? Aggressive people or passive aggressive people?
** haha, I meant board games or cards or whatever!Me and the date are Scrabble freaks...we're both pretty ruthless :)
Question #1 got me thinking along relationship line.
1. mainly aggressive but can be passive-aggressive. i don't mean it though, i hate that shit! probably cause i'm guilty of that shit myself.2. i'm aggressive because if it pops in my mind, it pops out of my mouth. and so i have offended people. when i'm passive aggressive, it's when i'm holding my tongue and just giving off a bad vibe to create discomfort.
3. passive aggressive is more irritating, of course
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1. what is your default train of thought, like when standing in line or in a waiting room or walking from place to place?
2. have you ever suffered as a result of performing a good deed?
3. when was the last time you were furious and why?
1. Blank and noticing my environment. Otherwise, it's whatever is hitting my emotional trigger for that moment, positive or negative, from the driver that cut me off, to someone I had a crush on, to somebody I love, to somebody I hate, to an intellectual problem I was working on.2. Lots of times since my default nature is to be helpful, more than most people, I think. One I could think of was when I saw a woman standing in the rain and offered her a ride. I was in college at that time. She was a beautiful Singaporean who was studying journalism. Being a foreigner, she could not drive. I ended up chauffering her
everywhere. In appreciation, she fucked my boyfriend. She went back to Singapore. I dropped him like a ton of bricks. He kept on tracking me down wherever I moved until he was killed. I kept on forgetting to give him my new number.
3. With my STBX. He wanted our daughter for the majority of the year, the school year. I had taken care of her 95% of the time, rearranged my life, made career sacrifices, etc. to be there for her. I'm here to duke it out.
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1. Name a passive-aggressive act you've done.
2. Name an aggressive act you've done.
3. Name a helpful act you've done
* very sorry to hear about all this bs you're dealing with with your STBX (not sure what that acronym means, but i know what you're talking about)
*Thanks, Mark. Let's hope you don't know what that means. I just recently learned that myself.
1) Withhold intimacy from my STBX rather than explain why I was so mad at her2) I've been in enough fights that my nose has a funny bump on it and my chin is a mass of scars
3) Pay my share of bills and rent
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1. Lawns: smooth grass or landscaped garden?
2. Does your car have AC?
3. Do you use it?
1. Landscaped garden. After seeing the same manicured greenness of vast lawn in Ohio and SC (and probably lots of other places), I want to see a wild French garden with herbs and lavenders.2. Yes
3. Yes
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1. Do you give flowers? If so , what kind?
2. What's your favorite gift you have given?
3. What's the favorite gift you have received?
1.No..they don't smell as good as they use to2.I gave my husband a surprise bday party. At a local restaurant,80 people waited for us to arrive and he never had a clue. He was completely surprised.
3.Besides my kids,a diamond and ruby necklace.
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1.Do you like to garden?
2.What do you like to do outdoors?
3.Would you rather have a house by a beach or a forest?
1. What? You mean, like, in the sun? Nah.
2. Read, of course.
3. Forest! Dear God, think of all the things you could do with a forest!
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1. Who's the one celebrity you'd love to smack across the face?
2. What is the last book to make you cry?
3. If you could have dinner with Harold Bloom, would you two get drunk and be merry, or get into a physical altercation?
2. Read, of course.
3. Forest! Dear God, think of all the things you could do with a forest!
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1. Who's the one celebrity you'd love to smack across the face?
2. What is the last book to make you cry?
3. If you could have dinner with Harold Bloom, would you two get drunk and be merry, or get into a physical altercation?
1. Mel Gibson2. Charlotte's Web (I don't read that many sentimental books as an adult)
3. Get drunk and be merry. I love hearing what smart people have to say, even if I don't agree with some things.
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1. How old were you when you felt like an adult?
2. Would you rather be an adult or a child?
3. Do you have temper tantrums?
*Jesse, you're quite a precocious kid. Now that I know your age, I can squeeze your cheeks and give you a lollipop.
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2. I used to have subscriptions to martial art mags. Search the web about martial arts, different techniques and styles.
3. Solo sport that you ultimately play against one opponent. I used to love sparring and sword play with an opponent. I'm a one on one kind of person who loves to know more about people I respect and find interesting. I'm not a big group person.
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1. Are you a pacifist or a defend yourself kind of person.
2. Do you believe in being ready for a worse case scenario?
3. Would you resort to violence to protect yourself?