What's on your reverse bucket list?

[Heather]

Sorry, didn't mean to offend. Disregard the comment.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Don't want to bungee jump.
Don't want to go to Mardi Gras.
Don't want to spend time in prison.
Don't want to be decapitated.
Don't want to run nude through the streets.
Don't want a tornado to rip off the side of my home while I'm sitting on the toilet.
Don't want to try cocaine, heroin, meth, etc.
Don't want to ski jump.
Don't want to be taken hostage.
Don't want to attend a Nascar event, drink energy drinks, get a tattoo.
Don't want to be put in a glass cage with spiders.

[Suefly]

I don't want to not graduate college

I don't want a tongue or facial piercing

I don't want to stick my head in the oven (reading Plath for a class) or otherwise die in pain

I don't not want to never have a dog again

I don't want to end up divorced or unattached

[Phil]

I don't not want to never have a dog again"

. . . c a n ' t . . . p a r s e . . . s e n t e n c e . . .

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

That sentence is making my head spin. I think she means she can't live without a dog, but 3 negatives would seem to add up to a negative, which would make it "I never want to have a dog again."

[Phoenix]

I don't ever want to smoke another cigarette (although that didn't stop me from doing it a few minutes ago...stupid addiction!).

I don't want to eat anything that has ever been eaten or drunk/drank (which one is right?)on Fear Factor.

No politics, prison, or parachuting for me either.

Most importantly, I don't want to be a failure as a parent!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

BunWat wrote: "Only if you subscribe to the mathematical theory of English, which I do not.

I do agree that's a head spinner of a sentence though."

It's not so much a mathematical theory as an atomic one. Two negative charges or two positive charges repel, two opposite charges attract. Two negatives cancel each other out, leaving one negative.

[Michele]

no more marriages for me. other options remain open.

[Sarah]

Lobstergirl wrote: "Don't want to bungee jump.
Don't want to go to Mardi Gras.
Don't want to spend time in prison.
Don't want to be decapitated.
..."

I thought the idea of this thread was to list things that other people might put on their lists to do before they die, but that you would rather pass on.
I don't think decapitation is on anyone's list.

[Jim]

It's definitely not something you could do over!

[Sarah]

Also, I'm not sure if it qualifies as something you can do before you die, since you die during the process.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Hey, I was just going by RA's question up top. (I have no idea wtf a bucket list is!! Why would anything be called a bucket list? I have no idea.)

what don't you want to do in your life?

Decapitation is something I don't want to do in my life. At the beginning of the decapitation, I will still be alive, hence it will be something happening to me in my life.

After my death, I prefer that my body not be strung up like Mussolini's.

[Michele]

I do not wish to ever stop reading books (paper or ebooks). I hope I am reading a book until the second I die.

[Youndyc]

LG appears to be answering what might be considered a related question: how do you NOT want to die?

I, also, do not want to die by decapitation. Although I think it would be far better than drowning. Or being tortured to death. Or starving to death. Now that I think about it, maybe decapitation is the way to go...

[Phil]

Youndyc wrote: "Now that I think about it, maybe decapitation is the way to go."

I'm not sure. Let's ask Vic Morrow what he thinks on the subject.

[Félix]

Or Marie Antoinette.

[Lori]

I too did not know what a bucket list was, but BW explained it perfectly!

I'm with RA, I will never jump out of anything! UH have I just jinxed myself? Will I have to jump out of a crashing plane next time I fly? *heart flutters*

I don't want to be stabbed, egods let alone decapitation!

[Michele]

I don't care if I ever see another amusement park ever again. concerts yes, amusement parks-not really.