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What's on your reverse bucket list?

2. Don't want to be buried alive, or placed in any other claustrophobia-inducing situation.
3. Don't want to spend time in prison.
Phil wrote: "1. Don't want to get drunk or high. Never been interested.
2. Don't want to be buried alive, or placed in any other claustrophobia-inducing situation.
3. Don't want to spend time in prison."
2 & 3 I agree with Phil, the other it's just way too late for that.
2. Don't want to be buried alive, or placed in any other claustrophobia-inducing situation.
3. Don't want to spend time in prison."
2 & 3 I agree with Phil, the other it's just way too late for that.

I don't want to:
1. Go to jail
2. Be assaulted
3. Get into debt
4. Get divorced

hmmmm. thinking"
I am an adrenaline junkie. If is likely to scare the sh!t out of me, I'm going to try it.



1. Climb a dangerous mountain. I'm good with a dayhike, thanks!
2. Ski jump. I'm not sure I even want to downhill ski. I fell down enough just trying cross-country.
3. Go to Saudi Arabia.
I also don't have any desire to bungee jump or parachute, or do any other "extreme" type sport. I have rapelled off bridges and down rock faces, and that was just controlled enough that I enjoyed it. I don't need the free fall aspect.

I don't want to:
1) go dancing
2) ever see another romantic comedy
3) get in touch with my feminine side
4) listen to Lady Gaga
5) retire in Florida
6) greet another Jehovah Witness at my door
7) watch NASCAR
8) learn how to golf
9) own a poodle
10) get pierced or tattooed
11) go to a Jimmy Buffett concert
12) consume an energy drink
13) go to another mall
14) go to a high-school reunion
1) go dancing
2) ever see another romantic comedy
3) get in touch with my feminine side
4) listen to Lady Gaga
5) retire in Florida
6) greet another Jehovah Witness at my door
7) watch NASCAR
8) learn how to golf
9) own a poodle
10) get pierced or tattooed
11) go to a Jimmy Buffett concert
12) consume an energy drink
13) go to another mall
14) go to a high-school reunion
Larry wrote: "*discerns the patterns in Clark's list*"
What can I say? I live in my own little world. But it's OK - they know me there.
What can I say? I live in my own little world. But it's OK - they know me there.
RandomAnthony wrote: "3. I don't think I ever want to go to Mardi Gras. What's the point? Drunken people yelling "whoo!"? And boobs? People travel all the way to New Orleans to get flashed?"
Count me out too, RA. Due to a raging, undiagnosed case of agoraphobia, me and crowds don't get along so well anymore.
And that "Whoo" thing is just f*&%ing embarrassing...
Count me out too, RA. Due to a raging, undiagnosed case of agoraphobia, me and crowds don't get along so well anymore.
And that "Whoo" thing is just f*&%ing embarrassing...
I can live with dancing, and I already golf. If a romantic comedy is on I may watch it, but I wouldn't seek one out.
#3,4,5,6,9,13 & 14 definitely. The rest I could go either way.
#3,4,5,6,9,13 & 14 definitely. The rest I could go either way.
Quite frankly, the high school reunion thing might not be as bad as I'm making it out to be. There are several people I'd like to see again, assuming they'd even show up.
To be quite honest, I had a BLAST in high school, three of the best years of life. I was sorry to see it end. Of course, the dope may have had something to do with it.
To be quite honest, I had a BLAST in high school, three of the best years of life. I was sorry to see it end. Of course, the dope may have had something to do with it.
Barb wrote: "They say "Couples Retreat" is a rom-com that guys can enjoy .. I thought it was pretty funny."
My wife dragged me to it. The best part was the closing credits.
And I usually like Vince Vaughn...
My wife dragged me to it. The best part was the closing credits.
And I usually like Vince Vaughn...

I thought Couples Retreat was ok.
I'm going to a grade school reunion Friday. I am honestly surprised at how many people with whom I went to Immaculate Conception are supremely fucked up. I keep getting messages like "be careful around this person, she's going through an intense depression" or "this woman just out of jail." I don't mean to sound judgmental, even, I'm just surprised.

RandomAnthony wrote: "Oh, yeah, Clark, I'm with you on the crowds...I don't even like to go to Costco on Saturdays, let alone Mardi Gras..."
It's not the crowds at Costco I have a problem with so much, although I hate waiting in line. It's that bank of big-screen TV's they hit you with as soon as you walk in.
That shit ain't right...
It's not the crowds at Costco I have a problem with so much, although I hate waiting in line. It's that bank of big-screen TV's they hit you with as soon as you walk in.
That shit ain't right...
RandomAnthony wrote: "Oh, yeah, Clark, I'm with you on the crowds...I don't even like to go to Costco on Saturdays, let alone Mardi Gras..."
Speaking of Costco, try their tzatziki, i.e., Greek cucumber garlic dip. Good stuff.
Speaking of Costco, try their tzatziki, i.e., Greek cucumber garlic dip. Good stuff.
I love Mardi Gras! Stay home, then. Pbbbbbt.
I don't want to: (most of these are things I have done that I don't want to do again)
-scuba dive
-take a cruise
-ever partake in Ride the Rockies
-eat anything like eyeballs, liver, feet, or tails
-be in a movie
-act on stage
-ride a motorcycle up a canyon without a helmet
-white water raft
Things I've never done, and never want to do:
-skydive
-bungee jump
I don't want to: (most of these are things I have done that I don't want to do again)
-scuba dive
-take a cruise
-ever partake in Ride the Rockies
-eat anything like eyeballs, liver, feet, or tails
-be in a movie
-act on stage
-ride a motorcycle up a canyon without a helmet
-white water raft
Things I've never done, and never want to do:
-skydive
-bungee jump

It's not the crowds at Costco I have a problem with s..."
I was just checking out those big-screens yesterday. But you have to wait in line, Clark? I swear, our Costco people have that system down to a science. Most of the time they use the little scanner guns to check me out before I even get to the register.
Sally, I thought you were required by Colorado law to whitewater raft.

RandomAnthony wrote: "Sally, I thought you were required by Colorado law to whitewater raft."
I have white water rafted every time I've been to Colorado except one. It's been 7 or 8 times now.
ETA - The other time we went Hot Air ballooning.
I have white water rafted every time I've been to Colorado except one. It's been 7 or 8 times now.
ETA - The other time we went Hot Air ballooning.

I have whitewater rafted, more times than I can count. It is like the lamest, hottest, most overpriced Disneyland ride imaginable, plus bugs.
Sally wrote: "I have whitewater rafted, more times than I can count. It is like the lamest, hottest, most overpriced Disneyland ride imaginable, plus bugs."
Never had a bug problem, and only once has it been hot. The trips down the Colorado were kind of lame, but the trips down the Arkansas were always fun.
Never had a bug problem, and only once has it been hot. The trips down the Colorado were kind of lame, but the trips down the Arkansas were always fun.
You get class 3-4 rapids on the Arkansas. You may not get above a class 2 rapids on the Colorado.

What can I say? I live in my own little world. But it's OK - they know me there."
So funny - I have a plaque in my office that says that! Oddly, nobody in my office has ever commented on it.

- be the victim of physical violence
- be the perpetrator of physical violence
- jump out of a plane
- go to jail
- be sued (it's AWFUL)
- run for office

Kevin, have you had many wrecks on your motorcycle? I'm very tempted to buy one. I'm taking a class next month to get my license, but I have no idea what kind of bike I should get.
Oh my goodness, NO! You and Jim can have all the class whatevers and do all the bumping down rivers you want. Can't I just not do it any more on my own personal bucket list?
I don't see anything else on these lists being taken as "lets persuade _____ that they need to rethink bungee jumping!" "It's fun! you just have to get the right bridge to jump off of!"
I don't see anything else on these lists being taken as "lets persuade _____ that they need to rethink bungee jumping!" "It's fun! you just have to get the right bridge to jump off of!"
But what's on your reverse bucket list? In other words, what don't you want to do in your life?
Three for me...
1. I don't want to jump out of a plane. Ever. I do, however, want to ride down those cool inflatable emergency slides that come out of planes, but I only want to try them in non-emergency situations.
2. I don't want to bungee jump. In a related statement, I don't want to crap my pants.
3. I don't think I ever want to go to Mardi Gras. What's the point? Drunken people yelling "whoo!"? And boobs? People travel all the way to New Orleans to get flashed?
And...yours?