What would you do if Godzilla were terrorizing your neighborhood?

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Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "you callin' me a wench bun?"

If the stilettos fit!

[Kevin]

i like that message 666 on the other thread is about sally

[Sally, la reina]

Thanks, Kev, for bringing that over here.

[Kevin]

now see sally, you made me laugh again

[RandomAnthony]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "and Bingo Goes The Librarian and we got ourselves a sushi party"

Heh...still love that phrase...

[Mary]

You guys are so mean. Am I the only one who feels sorry for Gojira? Poor Gojira! Just tryin' to get by...do his own thing...wreck a city or two, eat some fish. And yet people keep siccing King Kong and Mothra and Rodan and Ghidora and El Liso Grande and other strange and/or Japanese creations on him (or her--lets not forget the 1998 remake) (and yes, I cried when Gojira was shot down at the end of that movie) and gettin all up in his grill. It's just not right.


Now the Cloverfield monster is a whole 'nother story. That dude was just evil.

[Phil]

Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "Maybe, but I'd hate to assume, Sally.
Kevin, you're right, I should use the garden hose instead, I think, not the clothesline. :D"

Garden hose? That's how we handle solicitors and missionaries here. Give 'em a good soak and they show up a lot less often.

[Phil]

Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "Actually, we wouldn't use the hose for tieing, just for tripping. And dowsing."

I thought you needed a funny looking stick for dowsing?



(no, that isn't me)

[Rachel]

No worries. Bunnyzilla will rescue me. And if Bunnyzilla is defeated, which is in itself unlikely, then I shall challenge it to a hockey game, cripple it, and sell it as whale meat to the Japanese.

[Félix]

Bunnyzilla:

[Rachel]

Thanks for da visual, Larry! Now people can see why it's nigh impossible to defeat the bunnyzilla!

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I would roll out a line of Japanese tanks with an overconfident general standing nearby proclaiming, "First he must contend with Japanese armor." You can guess what happens next.

[Sally, la reina]

You'd take off your pants and the Japanese general would pole vault over the tanks, poking a stun gun into Godzilla's eye?

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Sally wrote: "You'd take off your pants and the Japanese general would pole vault over the tanks, poking a stun gun into Godzilla's eye?"


You must be psychic!

[Rachel]

I'll bet!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I think I would be happy for a change of pace.

[Scout]

The neighborhood would send out Kevin in stillettos and sequins, charging forward and armed with a dowsing stick and Bunnyzilla. Should scare the scales off Godzilla, or at least make him pee a little.