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message 1: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments What would you do? Would you try to defeat Godzilla? Would you run and hide? What's the plan?


message 2: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Call 911.


message 3: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments first thing is i would learn japanese so i could scream properly than i would crank up the volume

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6rDWq...


message 4: by janine (new)

janine | 7715 comments i'd probably be having a nightmare.


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

I'd just go to my backyard bunker and start firing scud missiles at him.


message 6: by Matt (new)

Matt | 819 comments I would yell "Oh shit! Run!!" and then run (or vice versa).


message 7: by janine (new)

janine | 7715 comments if i wasn't having a nightmare i would probably recognize it as the screaming-allowed moment it was, scream and run.


message 8: by RandomAnthony (last edited Mar 05, 2010 06:36AM) (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Isn't anyone going to stand up to Godzilla except for secret arsenal Jim?


message 9: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments i live in rural Indiana. with .22 pop guns, black powder rifles, and pointy rocks we are not going to do much damage. 'bout like poking a snake with a stick. you mostly just make him mad

now we could try to cut him on the foot with a piece of rusty metal. he would die a slow painful death from tetanus. or i could send him to lunch with my friend from work john. john's stories would bore him so much he may kill himself


message 10: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11549 comments I disbelieve! I disbelieve!

And poof, Godzilla is gone.


message 11: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
I'd hide, then get curious and come out and record the whole thing on my camcorder.


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

Phil wrote: "I disbelieve! I disbelieve!

And poof, Godzilla is gone."


That was Plan B for me.


message 13: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
And now Jim is no longer pregnant.


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments I'd string a clothesline across the street and trip Godzilla, and have a team ready to tie him him up while he was down.
Then I'd call 911 to ask them to haul the big lizard away. :)


message 15: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments i thought about that too jacks (but thought a little bit sturdier than clothesline) but then wondered bout tying him up and it felt a bit lilliputian


message 16: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
Somehow I think that if Godzilla was in town the folks at 911 would already know about it.


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments Maybe, but I'd hate to assume, Sally.
Kevin, you're right, I should use the garden hose instead, I think, not the clothesline. :D


message 18: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments [cut to local sheriff being interviewed in middle of town with burning wreckage and total destruction behind him:]

"yea...no-buddy called so we wuz just in thar at the station house playin' cards and watchin' oprah and then POW! bingo goes the librarian and we got urselves a real mess..."


Tim (Mole) The Gunslinger (Mole) If Godzilla came to my town my 1st thought would be I ingested some hallucinogens without my knowledge and then Id run away and wonder if my home insurance would cover a monster attack I get the feeling Id be homeless and not have a fat insurance check!


message 20: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
Seriously: Kevin, Tim.


message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

Does Godzilla breathe fire? Because he could just melt the garden hoses.


Tim (Mole) The Gunslinger (Mole) What you wouldnt think that you had been drugged or had a Little crisis in the mental health area if a Giant lizard strolled down main st USA?


message 23: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
I don't think he would even have to breathe on them. Have we seen the movie? that lizard crushes BUILDINGS. Nothing can "trip" him.


message 24: by Jaimie (new)

Jaimie (jez476) | 664 comments I'd call Gamera to fight him!

Gamera


message 25: by Jackie "the Librarian" (last edited Mar 05, 2010 08:05AM) (new)

Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments Jim wrote: "Does Godzilla breathe fire? Because he could just melt the garden hoses."

He wouldn't see it until he was down, because he was too busy crunching cars. And the fall would knock him a bit silly, so we could douse his fire, sticking the hose in his mouth and letting the water rip, before tieing him up, Jim.

Actually, we wouldn't use the hose for tieing, just for tripping. And dowsing. I think we'd use bungee cords to secure him to one of the oak trees while we were waiting for the emergency services people to show up.


message 26: by [deleted user] (new)

Plan C would be to have Kevin dressed in drag to entice him over a cliff.


message 27: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
I still think that Jackie is fighting godzilla's elderly, wimpy, grandmother.


message 28: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Sally wrote: "Somehow I think that if Godzilla was in town the folks at 911 would already know about it."

Well, if everybody makes that assumption ....


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments Godzilla himself is pretty old by now, Sally.


message 30: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) There should a fourth or fifth generation Godzilla around by now.


message 31: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
No, godzilla ages inversely to us. You know how one human year is like six in cat years? One godzilla year is, like, 25 human years.


Tim (Mole) The Gunslinger (Mole) Why Godzilla anyway that really is a random thought no pun intended but kinda funny anyway!


message 33: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) That's especially creative of you, Sally. (says Larry from behind the ficus)


message 34: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
Is Tim back there with you? Who else is back there?


message 35: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) I'm here by myself. Kinda lonely, actually. Ficus ain't talkative today.


message 36: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
I'm glad I'm filming the event from my place crouched under the windowsill then.


message 37: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
He seems to like Naomi Watts.


message 38: by [deleted user] (new)

BunWat wrote: "Is there a Godzilla mating call? Or does Godzilla have a mortal enemy? Maybe Godzilla likes violin music? I'm trying to think of some sort of recording we could play to lure him away from the town."

I still think putting Kevin in Godzilla Drag clothing will work, maybe while he's singing "Rubber Ducky".


message 39: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments yeah, that when i cross the cable as i am stumbling around in my stiletto heels and sequin dress and yell "now jackie NOW!"


message 40: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments and Bingo Goes The Librarian and we got ourselves a sushi party


message 41: by janine (new)

janine | 7715 comments sally is still filming right?


message 42: by janine (new)

janine | 7715 comments i posted and then there were four (posts), all at once.


message 43: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments you callin' me a wench bun?


message 44: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments ooohhhh. i'm ok with that


message 45: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments how come it is assumed that i will always be ok with wearing the dress and lipstick (and/or the fruit hat)? i mean i am but how come i am first choice?


message 46: by janine (new)

janine | 7715 comments when i woke up there was some snow, after that sun and the snow disappeared, then grey and fresh snow.


message 47: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments is that a haiku?


message 48: by janine (new)

janine | 7715 comments did you miss my explanation of haiku?

i live in groningen (the city).


message 49: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Wenchigator.


message 50: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17319 comments Mod
Kevin, I dress all you men up in drag in my mind often. You're the only one who seems to enjoy it.


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