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What would you do if Godzilla were terrorizing your neighborhood?
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Mar 05, 2010 05:42AM
What would you do? Would you try to defeat Godzilla? Would you run and hide? What's the plan?
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first thing is i would learn japanese so i could scream properly than i would crank up the volumehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6rDWq...
I'd just go to my backyard bunker and start firing scud missiles at him.
I would yell "Oh shit! Run!!" and then run (or vice versa).
if i wasn't having a nightmare i would probably recognize it as the screaming-allowed moment it was, scream and run.
Isn't anyone going to stand up to Godzilla except for secret arsenal Jim?
i live in rural Indiana. with .22 pop guns, black powder rifles, and pointy rocks we are not going to do much damage. 'bout like poking a snake with a stick. you mostly just make him madnow we could try to cut him on the foot with a piece of rusty metal. he would die a slow painful death from tetanus. or i could send him to lunch with my friend from work john. john's stories would bore him so much he may kill himself
I disbelieve! I disbelieve!And poof, Godzilla is gone.
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Phil wrote: "I disbelieve! I disbelieve!
And poof, Godzilla is gone."
That was Plan B for me.
And poof, Godzilla is gone."
That was Plan B for me.
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I'd string a clothesline across the street and trip Godzilla, and have a team ready to tie him him up while he was down.Then I'd call 911 to ask them to haul the big lizard away. :)
i thought about that too jacks (but thought a little bit sturdier than clothesline) but then wondered bout tying him up and it felt a bit lilliputian
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Maybe, but I'd hate to assume, Sally.Kevin, you're right, I should use the garden hose instead, I think, not the clothesline. :D
[cut to local sheriff being interviewed in middle of town with burning wreckage and total destruction behind him:]"yea...no-buddy called so we wuz just in thar at the station house playin' cards and watchin' oprah and then POW! bingo goes the librarian and we got urselves a real mess..."
If Godzilla came to my town my 1st thought would be I ingested some hallucinogens without my knowledge and then Id run away and wonder if my home insurance would cover a monster attack I get the feeling Id be homeless and not have a fat insurance check!
Does Godzilla breathe fire? Because he could just melt the garden hoses.
What you wouldnt think that you had been drugged or had a Little crisis in the mental health area if a Giant lizard strolled down main st USA?
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Jim wrote: "Does Godzilla breathe fire? Because he could just melt the garden hoses."He wouldn't see it until he was down, because he was too busy crunching cars. And the fall would knock him a bit silly, so we could douse his fire, sticking the hose in his mouth and letting the water rip, before tieing him up, Jim.
Actually, we wouldn't use the hose for tieing, just for tripping. And dowsing. I think we'd use bungee cords to secure him to one of the oak trees while we were waiting for the emergency services people to show up.
Plan C would be to have Kevin dressed in drag to entice him over a cliff.
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Sally wrote: "Somehow I think that if Godzilla was in town the folks at 911 would already know about it."Well, if everybody makes that assumption ....
Godzilla himself is pretty old by now, Sally.
There should a fourth or fifth generation Godzilla around by now.
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Why Godzilla anyway that really is a random thought no pun intended but kinda funny anyway!
That's especially creative of you, Sally. (says Larry from behind the ficus)
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I'm here by myself. Kinda lonely, actually. Ficus ain't talkative today.
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BunWat wrote: "Is there a Godzilla mating call? Or does Godzilla have a mortal enemy? Maybe Godzilla likes violin music? I'm trying to think of some sort of recording we could play to lure him away from the town."
I still think putting Kevin in Godzilla Drag clothing will work, maybe while he's singing "Rubber Ducky".
I still think putting Kevin in Godzilla Drag clothing will work, maybe while he's singing "Rubber Ducky".
yeah, that when i cross the cable as i am stumbling around in my stiletto heels and sequin dress and yell "now jackie NOW!"
and Bingo Goes The Librarian and we got ourselves a sushi party
i posted and then there were four (posts), all at once.
how come it is assumed that i will always be ok with wearing the dress and lipstick (and/or the fruit hat)? i mean i am but how come i am first choice?
when i woke up there was some snow, after that sun and the snow disappeared, then grey and fresh snow.
did you miss my explanation of haiku?i live in groningen (the city).
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