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Feb 27, 2010 06:21PM
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HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (lol)lame joke:
KNOCK, KNOCK!
whos there?
WOO
woo who?
YAY UR HAPPY TO SEE ME!
(i couldn't think of anything else, but this is a start i hope!)
Lolzur moma so dumb she tried to drown a fish!
i hope this doesnt count as cursing...
what did the fish say when he hit the wall?
dam
go to http://www.lol.com
what did the fish say when he hit the wall?
dam
go to http://www.lol.com
Online Predators.
Stranger: Heyy, don’t I know u?
Girl: Idk.
Stranger: What’s your name?
Girl: What’s yours?
Stranger: Sam Robert’s
Girl: Cool, Brb.
5 MIN’S LATER
Girl: Kay, i’m back. So Sam?
Stranger: Yea
Girl: So, my dad loves his job.
Stranger: What does he do?
Girl: He tracks down online predators.
USER HAS LOGGED OFF
Stranger: Heyy, don’t I know u?
Girl: Idk.
Stranger: What’s your name?
Girl: What’s yours?
Stranger: Sam Robert’s
Girl: Cool, Brb.
5 MIN’S LATER
Girl: Kay, i’m back. So Sam?
Stranger: Yea
Girl: So, my dad loves his job.
Stranger: What does he do?
Girl: He tracks down online predators.
USER HAS LOGGED OFF
Whats 6-8 inches and leaves white stuff in your mouth?
A TOOTHBRUSH! you didnt think...the other thing, right. lol
lol i was so wrong u dont put a sock in ur mouth thts only in the expression stick a sock in it but tht could mean stick a sock up ur moms butt!
my moma is so awesomely weird
ur moma so dumb she went to collage
Ur Moma so ugly cuz she looked at u and was permanently scared
ur moma:Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
wow thats a lot. lol they are funny. omg these are funny i read them again.
Mod
Crowd: BOOOO! U SUCK!
Standup Comedian: Tough crowd! Let's just get to the part where I sock ppl in the face! ( Socks random dude in the face.)
random dude: Ow! My knee!!!!!!!! I'm callin the cops!!
Comedian: They can't arrest me because i'm cool like dat!
Mod
Crowd: Chuckle! Chuckle!(they're literally saying that.)
Yo mama is so fat that she went to the hospital and started jumping and everyone yelled, "Ma'am, stop jumping!"
Oh, I how I love how stupid middle school guys are...
And I know this really funny joke, but it's really vulgar...
Oh, I how I love how stupid middle school guys are...
And I know this really funny joke, but it's really vulgar...
⚡Mrs. Tom Felton⚡ wrote: "Yo mama is so fat that she went to the hospital and started jumping and everyone yelled, "Ma'am, stop jumping!"
Oh, I how I love how stupid middle school guys are...
And I know this really funny ..."
so? who cares? tell it!
Oh, I how I love how stupid middle school guys are...
And I know this really funny ..."
so? who cares? tell it!
yeah please! and make sure its not bad either! *shows moderator badge* (srry i always wanted to do that ^.^)
plz plz plz with cheddar cheese
plz with a cherry on top, double scoop, rainbow sprinkles, chocolate fudge and whip cream!!!...and cheddar cheese?
in the mean time ill just tell u a notreallyajoke joke. its more of a story it probably not that funny but it was funny when it happened:ok so this one kid in my class (lets call him bob) had a fly near him. and when the class was all silent, bob slammed his book against the table. the teacher (lets call him mr dude) said:
"why did u do that? the fly had the right to live! u should of given it a chance! the poor fly probably thought u were a forest and wanted to rest in the trees! thats just WRONG. (bob was wearing green tht day)" bob said:
well it was annoying me!"
then mr dude said:
"well the mamma fly is probably really sad to find out right now that the son (the fly) is dead! how would YOUR mom feel if i was in ur room and u were dead and she saw me? and just said 'bye' and walk out of the room?"
then everyone in the class started laughing. XD
this is a true story. its not really funny now, but it was when it happened. :)
ya it happened like 2 days ago. lol
when i was in 4th grade one of the new kids at the school got up after they said we wouldnt have school for some reason and he stood up in his seat and shouted COWABUNGA
lol woww. its kinda weird cuz... well idk thts pretty weird!
no he was a dork im pretty sure he wore suspenders
oh poor dorky, suspender wearing kid!
i know but i think steve urkle was cooler than him
i think he marrys laura at the end of the show
really? I never really watched it long enough to find out.
i watched it when it came on nick at night befoe i got my computer now i spend all my time on my computer
